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    Wait, why's Haley's dad there if we don't know who he is? Unless its in one of the print exclusives...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddle View Post
    Wait, why's Haley's dad there if we don't know who he is? Unless its in one of the print exclusives...
    Eh, you could just make something up.
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    I think I'll need to do another one soon.

    If I get a good one, then I'll make a long proper fanfic.
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    You get an extra cookie.

    Too bad there's not more Erfworld characters, we could do one for them too. Or a Erfworld table for crossovers.
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    9. Archons
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    21. Tardy Elves

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    Where's Harry Potter and Battlestar Galactica? You have to go all the way.

    Zz'Dtri and Julia. Meh, pretty tame.
    Durkon and Inkyrius. Snowed in. Still to tame.
    Redcloak and Julia... No. To easy.
    Bozzok, Tsukiko and Crystal. Why not? Better then all this gay stuff I usually get. One-sided love/Adultry.


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    "Listen, tall, green and stupid, you seem to be under a misaprehension here. You seem to think I'm here to negotiate with you. Let me set it like it is: You do what I say, and chances are I don't kill you. Unless I get bored, or you look funny or something. Understand?" Xykon drawled, leaning back on his chair and picking his teeth with one bony finger.
    Across the table, Hank and Bozzok stared at each other aprehensively. "Well, see, about that..."
    Xykon waved a hand airily. "Listen, I got better things to do then listen to you whinge. I get bored enough without having you add to it. So unless your saying 'Yes sir', then get lost before I start painting targets on your back." Xykon continued, his empty eye holls somehow endevouring to narrow evily. A stream of dark power glowed around his fist.
    The two thieves hurried out of the room. The lich leaned back on his chair, unable to feel the effects of relaxing, but enjoying the appearence immensely. He needed ships to get to the other continent, and this was the place to get them. And it was full to bursting with victims.
    Now who to torture next.
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    "So you want me to kill him? Because I can probably do that." Bozzok nodded, wincing as Crystals shrill voice cut through the air like a siren. This was not a conversation he wanted to be overheard.
    "Yes. The lich is just the muscle, he'll wander off without the goblin to guide him. Get rid of him and we're set.
    Crystal nodded, sucking her lip in a thoughtful manner. "OK" she said at last. "What should I do?"
    Bozzok stared at her incredulously. "Try stabbing him."
    "Yeah, but isn't he like a goblin?"
    "Yeah, so?"
    "So don't they have like... some special weakness or something?"
    Bozzok opened his mouth, then gave it up as a lost cause. Instead he turned on his heel and walked out the door.
    On the way to his room, he bumped into a slight girl. Looking down, he beheld a vision of lovliness. The girl was slim and pale, with a tight form and athletic build, with soft dark hair like spun silk, and deep eyes you could loose yourself in. She had tight, suptle curves and a heartshaped face.
    Tsukiko, on the other hand, was imagining what he would look like begining to rot. To her supprise, she found it was not to bad a mental picture. If she wasn't taken...
    "Ah, Bozz, are we doing this or not?"
    "Right. Of course." He said, walking towards the upper levels. Work first.
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    Tsukiko was getting changed when the two of them burst in, weapons bared. Fortunately the sight of her semi-clad form was enough of a distraction for her to regain the inniative.
    Scowling she unleashed a barrage of necromancy on the biggest of the two, sending him to his knees.
    The girl charged towards her, but she did not relent, keeping up her bombardment until she dropped him with a finger of death.
    The girl skidded to a halt.
    "What do you want?" Tsukiko growled, then stopped. "Hey, are they the new 'Miss assasains' Silent boots?" She said, gazing at the girls feet, or more specificly her big, heavy buckled leather shoes.
    "Yeah." The girl replied. "I got them just last week." She was begining to open up already. But then, Crystal had always had trobles with staying consistant, and a short attention span.
    "Awesome." Tsukiko replied, making no move to cover her bare torso. "I got to get some."
    "Well, I know a guy who could get you some for cheap?"
    "Really? You'd do that?" A smile crept onto the Mystic Theuge's face. "Thanks."
    "Hey no problem. Always nice to help out someone with good taste in footwear."
    "No, that's really sweet." Tsuiko said lowering her arms as the assasain came closer. "I owe you one."
    Crystal smiled wolfishly,an expression that the Mystic Theuge found extremely attractive. "I might call you up on that." Crystal said with a sultry smile.
    Before they knew it, they were making out, and Tsukiko was helping Crystal with her top. Suddenly a terrible thought crossed the assasains mind. "Wait, what about Bozz?"
    Tsukiko's smile widened. Dark power began to coluese around her hand. "Well, the more the merrier." She said happily.
    "Create greater undead."
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    You winzor.

    Pick something to cut out of the last one to make it a 20 numbered table and I'll add it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddle View Post
    You winzor.

    Pick something to cut out of the last one to make it a 20 numbered table and I'll add it.
    But, that'll ruin the joke.

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    Then figure out a way to get any of the options. Or is 21 hidden for cheaters?

    EDIT: Oh, Tardy elves. Just got it. I fail
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    Okay, new challenge:
    Write a 500 words plus fanfic about one of the pairings you randomly sellect, that is genuine crack (No ElanxHaley here)

    Extra special challenge: 2000 words, and make it plausable.

    Challenge for those who are possibly insane: Develop your own version of canon between at least three crack pairings. However many words.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddle View Post
    Wait, why's Haley's dad there if we don't know who he is? Unless its in one of the print exclusives...
    That's the point. It's to make it even more crack.
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    I'm pretty sure I haven't done this right, but this is what I got:

    Redcloak/Julia Greenhilt/Pregnancy

    Well, this promises to be interesting if anything.
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    Do they have to all be OotS or Erfworld characters? I think an O-Chul, Rahm Emmanuel slashfic would be pretty hot.

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    No, they don't. This is crack, the more mind-bendingly wrong the better.

    By the way, someone who's read the books and not just been subjected to an hour and a half of grueling torture needs to do a Tsukiko/Edward Cullen fic, with Edward seeing some dark extremes.

    I will be doing a Nale/Hilja/O-Chul/Julia pregnancy dessert island.
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    No, they don't. This is crack, the more mind-bendingly wrong the better.

    By the way, someone who's read the books and not just been subjected to an hour and a half of grueling torture needs to do a Tsukiko/Edward Cullen fic
    I think that would be hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minion992929 View Post
    Well, this raises an important question: Are ther Half-Dwarves?
    No, but nor are there Half-Human, Half-Celestial Wolves.

    Outside of this thread, anyway.
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    Wait, there really ARE Half-Human Half-Celestial Wolves?

    But not Half-Dwarves?

    That... makes no sense...


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    Wait, there really ARE Half-Human Half-Celestial Wolves?
    Alas, they are only in the warped cosmic horror that is the collective minds of the fanfic writers here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddle View Post
    Wait, there really ARE Half-Human Half-Celestial Wolves?

    But not Half-Dwarves?

    That... makes no sense...
    It does not matter, it's DnD you can do anything, Dm allowing, of course.
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    Well, here goes nothing.
    For this story to exist, some 'minor' changes to canon have been instituted. Roy took his final rest, all the order except V and Belkar are dead, Belkar took his new job as grand high executioner, and V has escaped and will still get the soul splice. No really, it makes sense.
    Anyway, so Julia got the blood oath, and Kuboto hasn't been discovered.
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    Julia did her best to remain inconspicuos as the patrol passed. Weren't goblins like, supposed to be really incompetant or something? Or was that Trolls? She could never remember. Maybe it would have been a good idea to have done some research before trying this, but the problem with that was that it was so boring.
    The yellow-skinned goblinoids walked past, seemingly none the wiser, so she continued on, wishing she had some better spells. Using her 'assets' to best effect, she had mannaged to obtain some high level scrolls, but scrolls weren't a lot of use if you weren't alive to read them.
    Coming to the strange, vaguely organic looking tower, she pulled out a rope and cast rope trick, using it to climb in through one of the windows. Ahead she could see the lich and a few minions. Now, for a magic missile...
    *****
    "See, I told you these traps weren't a waste of time."
    "Meh, she looks pretty lightweight. Nameless over there could probably take her out."
    "My name is Jirix."
    "Do I look like someone who gives a damn?"
    "Well, should we kill her?" Redcloak interupted.
    "What's the point? She won't give any Xp, and doesn't seem like a threat to my rep. Lock her up, she might be useful later."
    "Wouldn't it be better to..."
    "Look, Could you stop interupting my Teevo marathon please? There's some great footage here."
    Redcloak sighed. "Fine."
    *****
    Julia woke up with a terrible headache. It had been a long time since she'd been knocked to negative HP. Being the most popular girl in a wizard university had perks, one of which being you didn't actually have to put yourself in danger for XP. Physical pain was not something she cared to feel.
    Turning, she realised she was being stared at by a wild looking man, his heavy build a mass of knotted muscle, grizzled flesh and deep looking scars. His brawny arms hung limply by his side, but his eyes were alert and alive, filled with a deep, quiet wisdom and burning defience. They were also, she couldn't help but notice, fixed on her face instead of her chest.
    A blush suffused her features. She'd always had a thing for older brawny, hairy guys.
    "I haven't had a cell mate in a while." He said, his soft, deep voice at odds with his appearence. It was the gentle tone of a priest, not the roar of a warrior, but it seemed somehow dangerous. A shiver whnt up her spine.
    "Well, like, I had to kill the lich, but someone got the jump on me and I ended up here."
    The man nodded slowly, but made no further movement. Feeling the need to fill the silence, she went on. "Like, the lich killed my fathers master, so he went and sweared revenge, though I don't really see why, and when he died my brother had to do it. Naturally he screwed it up bad, and so it passed to me."
    At this the man looked up. "Was your brother Greenhilt?" Julia nodded. "Ah, well then I regret to tell you he died in the fighting for the city. The lich killed him."
    "Yet another reason to kick his bony butt."
    Two hobgoblins arrived, opening the cage door carefully. Julia moved to do something, until she noticed the goblin cleric standing behind them.
    "Wait, what's happening?"
    THe paladin turned to look at her. "Oh, they are about to attempt to break my spirit with torture."
    *****
    Two hours later, O-Chul was thrown back in the cage. His torso was riddled with burns and stab wounds, and he seemed slightly woozy from loss of blood. Julia was gaping. "That was increadible..." she breathed.
    One of the Hobgoblins shook his head. "That was nothing. You should see him on a Thursday."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minion992929 View Post
    Well, this raises an important question: Are ther Half-Dwarves?
    Mul and derro are the closest you'll find methinks...

    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril Taru View Post
    No, but nor are there Half-Human, Half-Celestial Wolves.

    Outside of this thread, anyway.
    Swap the "human" for "elf" and you pretty much have lythari
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    OK, thanks.
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    Do I sense the next Belkar's Romantic Interest Thread?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sequinox View Post
    Do I sense the next Belkar's Romantic Interest Thread?
    Sure.

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    That was rhetorical.

    Also, eww.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sequinox View Post
    Do I sense the next Belkar's Romantic Interest Thread?
    Pretty much. Except ot quite so refined, and apparently the elf Zz-dtri seems to be the principal focus.
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    Xykon sat next to his lover, the dark brawny arms wrapped around his delicate ribcage, scarred hands clasped under his chin. They'd been alone so long, but they were together again. Once more he had someone who understood him, cared for him, appreciated him. Someone who loved him for what he was.
    "thog like babbies. they're squishy." Xykon smiled. Given that his face was a skull, he didn't have a lot of choice, but this time, he meant it.
    "Honey, you're going to be a great parent." He said, cradling their offspring lightly.
    "Isn't that cute, he's trying to eviscerate daddy."


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    Do not tempt me, Blackbird, for I am a master of thread necromancy.

    ...Oh my gosh you actually did it.

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    tsukkioxleeky windstaff with aliens forcing them to do it....

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    See some of the stuff that we've already done, and that will look tame.
    Good times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jogiff View Post
    Do they have to all be OotS or Erfworld characters? I think an O-Chul, Rahm Emmanuel slashfic would be pretty hot.
    If anyone makes that, they should keep in mind that he's missing a finger.
    Just...you know...saying...*suggestion*
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    Time for some necromancy!

    Inspired by this post in the "Vaarsuvius and Xykon Speculation" thread.
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    Oh wow, when I saw this thread, I thought it was another "______ and ______ should get together" thread.
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    Xykon didn't show it - he wasn't one to let his mannerisms reflect his thoughts, unless of course he wanted them too - but this elf fascinated him. There was something about the sheer arrogance and foolishness of the wizard that drew him to the elf. He wanted to hurt the elf, yes, but his finger bones twitched at the thought of touching that soft skin as he ripped it apart, seeing up close those delicate feature twist with pain.

    He effortlessly hurled the crumbling section of wall from the battered elf who now lay powerless and dazed and grabbed it by the front of its cloak, pulling its prone form from the floor like a rag doll. He wrapped bony fingers around its slender neck. He could feel its rapid pulse. He squeezed.

    The elf, coming back to its senses raised an arm, tried vainly to push him away. The sensation of its slender fingers against his bones was electrifying. He didn't let go, but relished in the feel of the elf's windpipe as it splintered, delighted in the soft muffled gasp of pain. Finally he felt the pulse beneath his fingers slow, the body go limp, the fragile life diminish.

    Xykon let the elf's body fall back to the ground, and then glanced over to the caged paladin, who was rattling one of the bars of his cage futilely.

    He looked back at the elf.

    In death its features looked no less troubled; blood caked it's face and matted it's hair, it's slender upturned nose was bent, shattered; one eye was swollen shut. But it was still mesmerizing. And it would be a shame to let the body go to waste: he leant down, delicately placing a hand on each side of that slender face. "Create Greater Undead."

    The undead elf opened softly glowing eyes, it's skin took on a greenish tint. To Xykon, in undeath it was only more beautiful. Xykon looked over to the paladin, who had sunk back onto the floor of the cage in despair.

    "Let’s go somewhere more... private."
    the lich mused, looking back on the undead elf as it rose to its feet.

    "Yes, master."
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