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    Quote Originally Posted by Weimann View Post
    # Don't worry about length. Short and finished is much better than an intended epic that just collects dust.
    I couldn't agree more. It's easy enough to add more to a story, but it's very hard to shorten it if you find you're getting bored. I've made this mistake before.

    I also have to agree with the first point: don't bother thinking up a overarching, complex plot (at least not when writing fanfiction); just imagine a scene, write it, and if you think of something else you can just add it in later.
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    Thanks for the ideas. I'll try to scribe something later, when I've got the bleach out of my brain (it plays merry Hades when you're trying to write fanfic).
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    I still don't get why you guys need brain bleach.

    Guess it comes with not being me. *shrugs*
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    I still don't get why you guys need brain bleach.

    Guess it comes with not being me. *shrugs*
    Well you are a lemon .

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    I got O-chul and Redcloak.

    The funny thing is, I can almost see that working (O-chul was a prisoner for a while. Make of that what you will).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coatl Ruu View Post
    I got O-chul and Redcloak.

    The funny thing is, I can almost see that working (O-chul was a prisoner for a while. Make of that what you will).
    Bondage. 'Nuff said.
    It's not like we haven't seen worse here.

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    Well you are a lemon .
    Of the citrus variety, or the other type of lemon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    Of the citrus variety, or the other type of lemon?
    Ohhoho! You took the words out my mouth!

    Be happy that I do not kill you.
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    I still don't get why you guys need brain bleach.

    Guess it comes with not being me. *shrugs*
    Well, according to the esteemed Hyozo I'm addicted to the stuff.
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    Try #1:
    Caesar Borgata x Jack Snape x Mr. Scruffy
    Everyone is furry...which could actually work

    Try#2:
    Durokan x The chimera
    Love Potion

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    Diago x The guy with the Halberd
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    I want to write something. But I don't know what. *rolls on table*

    The Entire Hobgoblin Army...

    *rolls again*

    The Eye of Fear and Flame?!

    Eh, no.

    Edit: WAIT! I know what to write. Watch this space.

    Edit: Or in fact a few spaces downwards. Possibly on the next page.
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    New one:
    Therkla x Diago x Lien x Crystal x The Hydra
    American High School Setting

    ....I'm so writing this right now.
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    Someone requested a HinjoxDaigo banner. I was bemused enough to give it a go.



    For extra squickyness, I used #671 as reference for Daigo's head. In the comic, he's looking at Belkar.
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    A very nifty one ^^

    I still like your first one best, though... both Miko's and V's expressions says loads. Also, I likes me them hand spells.
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    I can (proudly?) say I have read all the crack so far and have not needed bleach yet! (Does that say something about me?) I would like to give it a go but not sure if I could write one...

    Z and V are so CUTE together! Who knew?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weimann View Post
    A very nifty one ^^

    I still like your first one best, though... both Miko's and V's expressions says loads. Also, I likes me them hand spells.
    Yea, I think the VxMiko one works best, probably because it's an interesting pose. However, I like my VxZz'dtri one too.

    Quote Originally Posted by Taekwondodo View Post
    I would like to give it a go but not sure if I could write one...
    Give it a go. Even if it turns out bad it'll still be disturbing and you can pretend it's intentional.

    Z and V are so CUTE together! Who knew?
    I was surprised too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    Someone requested a HinjoxDaigo banner. I was bemused enough to give it a go.



    For extra squickyness, I used #671 as reference for Daigo's head. In the comic, he's looking at Belkar.
    If you have any time to spare, a XykonxV would be awesome!

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    By referenced content, VxZ is my favourite. By graphics, VxMiko. *nods*

    It just struck me how multi-talented you are!
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    My crack is turning into detention rape...
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    Hmmm... OK I'll give it a go, can someone roll for me? (don't have dice) Just OoTS please!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xelliea View Post
    If you have any time to spare, a XykonxV would be awesome!
    I already have some vectors of V and of Xykon, so I should be able to make something up pretty quickly. *gets to work*

    Quote Originally Posted by Weimann View Post
    By referenced content, VxZ is my favourite. By graphics, VxMiko. *nods*

    It just struck me how multi-talented you are!
    Thanks! :D
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    Roll for you:
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    Thanks, will be a minute.
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    For those lacking dice:

    http://www.random.org/

    Random numbers generated by atmospheric noise, allegedly the most random stuff you can get.
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    May actually be longer, don't wait up for me! Will hopefully post tomorrow...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    I already have some vectors of V and of Xykon, so I should be able to make something up pretty quickly. *gets to work
    Also a quick storry about it would be great if you have the time.

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    It all started in a typical American high school. Correction: A typical American high school where there was a food fight earlier that day and the students caught starting the fight are now in detention. In the room was Crystal, the bad girl of the school, and her boyfriend the hydra. Also there was one of her wing women, Therkla. They were there because they started throwing food at the two teachers’ pets, Lien and Daigo. Those two were there because they threw food back. So anyway, detention has started and the teacher left the room to go smoke outside.

    Crystal: So Daigo, is Lien your new girlfriend now? I wouldn’t figure you to be the cheating type.
    Lein: Just ignore her.
    Therkla: Oooh does she fight all your battles for you?
    Hydra: *Snort*
    Daigo: Just leave us alone.
    Crystal: No…I think we’re going to break you guys.

    Crystal then takes out a knife. Lein and Daigo, being afraid for their lives, must do whatever the three tell them to. Crystal starts to undress Daigo while Therkla undresses Lein.

    Lein: Please, what are you doing?
    Thurkla: Shhhhh.

    The hydra sits in the corner of the room watching the action intently. Before long, Lein and Daigo are undressed. Crystal and Therkla start undressing each other while making out…
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    Also a quick storry about it would be great if you have the time.
    I already wrote one.
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    ...that was very disturbing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xelliea View Post
    ...that was very disturbing.
    I know.
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    No...that was hot.
    Guy on guy action turns me on...Jk but it's nice to see someone who can work with that instead of saying nope too hard.
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