Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion

[Asta Kask]

I never saw or read Les Miserable...but I read on TVTropes that while Javert questions everything he knows,

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he commits suicide because he can't make sense of the world without his old mindset.

Oh yes. But at least he makes it to that step. And it's more that

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he gets a massive case of cognitive dissonance. He tries to keep his old mindset and accommodate a new one. For the first time he tries to grasp that laws can be unjust. And that's just too much for him.

[Lix Lorn]

Spoilers in spoilers!
(headsplosion)

[Silverraptor]

So who else is participating in the genderbent week?

[Closak]

Not me, i don't have any female dragon avatars.

...I don't have any custom avatars at all actually...

[Lix Lorn]

Genderbent week? That'd explain a lot. XD
I have several spells for swapping gender. I'm staying as i am. XD

[CoffeeIncluded]

So who else is participating in the genderbent week?

*Takes a good, long look at my avatar*

...Uh...

[Lix Lorn]

Actually, your avvie does look slightly male. XD

[icastflare!]

Gender bender week

* looks it up* must.......contact...strawberries. Need......male....tiefling.....bard

[Lix Lorn]

XD
I cast Reverse Gender on myself to counter the week. :/

[icastflare!]

XD
I cast Reverse Gender on myself to counter the week. :/

cast it twice. I will participate.

[The Dark Fiddler]

So who else is participating in the genderbent week?

Give me five minutes, I'll figure out how to genderbend a lemon.

[Lix Lorn]

But if i cast it on you, then you'll be back to normal.

[icastflare!]

Give me five minutes, I'll figure out how to genderbend a lemon.

thats a lemon? I thought it was an archon

[icastflare!]

But if i cast it on you, then you'll be back to normal.

gender bender week requires sacrifice. It is my duty as a citizen of the playground. Ask not what the playground can do for you but what you can do for the playground! Ask not for whom the playground tolls, it tolls for thee.

Shall I go on?

[Lix Lorn]

Those are very Lawful sentiments. If you continue, i intend to cast Chaos Hammer and then Smite Law.

(Casts Reverse Gender)

[icastflare!]

Those are very Lawful sentiments. If you continue, i intend to cast Chaos Hammer and then Smite Law.

(Casts Reverse Gender)

*embraces his gender flipped self* sorry, I am feeling patriotic for the playground. Besides, isnt the playground chaotic awesome just like me? If so, how does this chaotic thread and shipping exist?

[Lix Lorn]

I believe it is chaotic awesome, yes, but your talk of duty was making me twitch from paladin-ness.

[Silverraptor]

Funny Fiddler.

[icastflare!]

I believe it is chaotic awesome, yes, but your talk of duty was making me twitch from paladin-ness.

understandable, by the way do you know where I got chaotic awesome from? ( hint: Its another DnD webcomic)

[The Dark Fiddler]

thats a lemon? I thought it was an archon

It's an angel, but everyone calls it a lemon so I roll with it.

And take the genderbent discussion to the thread, please. [/hypocrite]

[Silverraptor]

It's an angel, but everyone calls it a lemon so I roll with it.

And take the genderbent discussion to the thread, please. [/hypocrite]

Wow! You really did genderbend a lemon!

[Lix Lorn]

Not a clue. There's another DnD webcomic?

Also, are you on the forumshipping thread?

...there's a thread?

[icastflare!]

Not a clue. There's another DnD webcomic?

Also, are you on the forumshipping thread?

Yes I am, I have given permission for me to be shipped with everything except gargantuan fire creatures. (because the fact is it s gonna be ackward enough witha gargantuan creature) and the dnd webcomic was dndorks, they have been going longer than oot. ill get the exact link up soon

http://dndorks.com/comics/2%2f4%2f2004.aspx boom chatoic awesome

[Lix Lorn]

Good. Cause given the fact that i'm working for you, i want to selfship. ;P

Looks funny.

ONTOPIC TAIME
Now. Um. Must shout random ship... NaleV!

[CoffeeIncluded]

*Watches ensuing...Whatever the heck is going on*

*Smiles*

*Eats popcorn*

[icastflare!]

new update for all of you who read Rogue Love, the series is going to be going up to 6, then I am probably gonna screw around for a bit and do nothing. Might write a new series along the way. any way just some details for now.

[Draconi Redfir]

well unless someone knows how to make a female goblin, im stuck not participaiting in genderbent week. i really outta get my own avitar either way...


and im True Neutral :D

[Aaron]

*Takes a good, long look at my avatar*

...Uh...

Well, your avatar does look just a little bit female.

It's an angel, but everyone calls it a lemon so I roll with it.

And take the genderbent discussion to the thread, please. [/hypocrite]

Female lemons! Awesome!

*Watches ensuing...Whatever the heck is going on*

*Smiles*

*Eats popcorn*

*pulls up a chair* Pass the popcorn please!

[CoffeeIncluded]

Well, your avatar does look just a little bit female.

You sure about that?

*pulls up a chair* Pass the popcorn please!

*Passes popcorn*

[Sereg]

Alright part 4 of “More than Just Duty” has arrived:

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“I don’t know why you’re so upset about it. He deserved death. You heard what he said. I couldn’t leave him unpunished.” I say.
“You disobeyed my orders.” says Sangwaan, “I thought that you’d learned to trust me, but no, Miko knows better than the wizard whom has magical access to hidden knowledge. It so happens that that we have a prisoner that needed to witness the depths to witch evil will sink before she was willing to listen to us. Now I don’t know if we can turn her from the dangerous path which she is undertaking. I’ll have to report your disobedience to the guard.”
“Look Sangwaan, I can’t let evil just…” I begin.
“Save it.” she interrupts, “It’s my job to think of the future. By disobeying me you have provided opportunities for more evil to entrench itself.” I don’t think that she’ll talk to me for the rest of the journey back to Azure City.

“And then she killed him.” says Sangwaan. Her report to the rest of the Sapphire Guard has not painted me in a good light. “Of course I suppose that asking Miko to show a little restraint in a place other than the bedroom is too much to ask.” How dare she bring our personal life into this. “That was uncalled for!” I say.
“Oh yes,” Sangwaan answers, “Miko knows best. Miko is the only valued servant of the Twelve Gods. Miko is the only one who can see their plans. Anyone who disagrees with Miko must be smote.”
“Calm yourselves, both of you.” says Lord Shojo but I will not be calmed and apparently, neither will Sangwaan. “I will not be with someone who refuses to trust me.” She says, “You and I are through!”
“Fine by me!” I say, “Lord Shojo, I request that my partnership with this wizard be ended.”
“I concur.” answers Sangwaan.
“Mr. Scruffy thinks that that would be best. Says Lord Shojo. Now Sangwaan. About that prisoner that had your concern. I have decided that she deserves a light sentence. You said that she could be swayed to our side with the proper environment. Lord Kubota has requested permission to hire her. He says that he could use a half-orc member of staff and that she has skills that he will find useful. Is this acceptable?”
“I suppose so.” she answers but continues to mumble, “What’s the point in checking if those you care about most don’t listen to you?”

I think that this will probably be 7 parts long but don’t take my word for it.

As for gender-bent week…yeah, I don’t have a custom avatar either. And what does a gender-bent griffon look like? Coffee, maybe you could use an Inkyrius avatar, or one with Lirian and Aarindarius, then at least half your avatar is the right gender, or even better, female!V and male!V form half-halflings comic.