Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184

[AtlanteanTroll]

Don't you start teasing me now. There is only so much my little birdy heart can endure.

C'mere moi petite Budgie.

[Heliomance]

You said that twice.

ION: I managed to get out of pun police lockup. In interrogation, they said they'd been after me for years, and I didn't help my case by saying "But my hearing's bad enough as it is!" They were going let me out on bail, but changed their minds when I dumped a bucketful of water on their floors instead of giving them money. I only managed to escape by threatening to tell my kayak pun if they didn't let me out. They'll be coming for me again soon, this time to kill.

Speaking of puns, I came up with a couple of good (terrible) and incredibly geeky puns earlier.

To the shock of everyone, ℤ has split from long-term partner ℝ∖ℤ. When asked about the breakup of their union, ℝ∖ℤ was distraught. "What we had was real. We complemented each other perfectly. I don't know how I'm going to get over it - without ℤ, how can I ever get closure?!"

A vampire and his mortal thralls walk into a bar. The barman says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kine here."

[Sir Reingo]

Those puns were... Painful. Coming from someone who loves dumb puns.

[Devmaar]

Those puns were... Painful. Coming from someone who loves dumb puns.

Painful?

I think you mean punishing

[WarKitty]

*recruits snake, sets up hug booth*

[Sir Reingo]

Punishing? They made me want to punch someone in the face.

[Dimonite]

Punishing? They made me want to punch someone in the face.

Then punt them from a rooftop?

Kayak is pronounced nothing like cake.

And yet you got the joke.

[Sir Reingo]

Something like that. Say, is anyone here from Australia? Then we could say they're from the Land Down Punder.

[Heliomance]

Those puns were... Painful. Coming from someone who loves dumb puns.

Mine? You wound me, sirrah.

[Sir Reingo]

I do believe that the strength of my words were lent power by the great force of intent.

And how dare you, calling me sirrah? We both know that is a term used for those of lower social rank, and I shall not condescend to accept any apologies. A duel it is!

[Kyrian]

I have decided to overthrow this thread and turn all the attention towards me!

Oh...no one I know is really on? Pooh.

Carry on with your semiregularly scheduled random banter.

On Topic: I'm putting my gold on the winner.

[Heliomance]

I do believe that the strength of my words were lent power by the great force of intent.

And how dare you, calling me sirrah? We both know that is a term used for those of lower social rank, and I shall not condescend to accept any apologies. A duel it is!

*didn't actually know that. Oops.*

Very well then! Haddocks at dawn!

[Sir Reingo]

You think I'd use Haddocks? No! We shall duel with Herrings, at midnight, and it shall be a Lumberjacking contest!

[Teddy]

Good luck Teddy!

Thanks, I'll find good use for it!
...
It won't grow stale if I save it for three months, will it? Can you put good luck in the freezer to make it last longer?

[Coidzor]

You think I'd use Haddocks? No! We shall duel with Herrings, at midnight, and it shall be a Lumberjacking contest!

You shall wield a car. I, a terrier!

[LaZodiac]

Thanks, I'll find good use for it!
...
It won't grow stale if I save it for three months, will it? Can you put good luck in the freezer to make it last longer?

Yha, it should be fine if you do that.

[Coidzor]

Personally I find boiling the luck and catching the steam in a balloon is the best way to keep it, but it's a bit time consuming.

Soon. Soon Monster baking will be complete. Muahahhaha. Even I don't know what I've created here, mostly because I decided to randomly throw ingredients together.

[Rawhide]

Hey LaZodiac, medical science would like a word with you!

[Cobra_Ikari]

Hey LaZodiac, medical science would like a word with you!

Clearly, Zodi is part anime. Don't hate on her culture!

[LaZodiac]

Hey LaZodiac, medical science would like a word with you!

I'm quite aware of this. I'm going to go wtih Cobra's diagnosis since he's a doctor.

Either that or it's a coincidence. Whicever seems more likely.

[Mynxae]

Something like that. Say, is anyone here from Australia? Then we could say they're from the Land Down Punder.

Funnily enough, yes.

[LaZodiac]

Teddy mentioned his blanket before, and I feel I should share with you guys what MY blanket is. It was put together by my Auntie. One side is black, the other side has a lizard and tropical floral print (I like lizards, you see). It's so warm and relaxing that it's all I need in any weather, and simply having it over me makes me sleepy. It's pretty sweet.

Everyone should share a story about their blankets.

[Tragic_Comedian]

I have a couple blankets with me at college that people gave me as presents. The most interesting thing about the one is that I use it as a curtain when I'm sleeping so the sun won't shine on me and wake me up.

[Teddy]

Personally I find boiling the luck and catching the steam in a balloon is the best way to keep it, but it's a bit time consuming.

Doesn't sound especially space efficient either...

Teddy mentioned his blanket before, and I feel I should share with you guys what MY blanket is. It was put together by my Auntie. One side is black, the other side has a lizard and tropical floral print (I like lizards, you see). It's so warm and relaxing that it's all I need in any weather, and simply having it over me makes me sleepy. It's pretty sweet.

Man, I wish I had a duvet cover like that. Mine are just blue or green with nonsensical patterns...

...a sky blue one, with a mighty bird of prey spreading its wings to cover me as I lie resting in my bed. And small white cotton-clouds to provide ambience to the background...

See, now you got me dreaming again.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Teddy mentioned his blanket before, and I feel I should share with you guys what MY blanket is. It was put together by my Auntie. One side is black, the other side has a lizard and tropical floral print (I like lizards, you see). It's so warm and relaxing that it's all I need in any weather, and simply having it over me makes me sleepy. It's pretty sweet.

Everyone should share a story about their blankets.

Aww, could you be more adorable? I think not.

Also, just lizards, or all reptiles? It's important, you see.



On blankets: I'm quite fond of them, but I don't really have any with personal memories. Still, it's not that uncommon to find me curled up with a fluffy one. Or, more likely, rolled up in it and hanging off the furniture. It's comfier that way. >.>

[The Succubus]

*didn't actually know that. Oops.*

Very well then! Haddocks at dawn!

A pun duel. This must be done.

[Serpentine]

I did not know of this bird, and having Googled, I must say I am partly disturbed and partly enthralled. How curiously and delightfully brutal.

Do you have this bird where you live?

If you can, try to find a video with its call. The butcher bird, at least the pied butcher bird which I'm familiar with, has a really beautiful, delicate call. Quite out of step with its brutal nature.

I have decided to overthrow this thread and turn all the attention towards me!

Oh...no one I know is really on? Pooh.

Oh hey, it's you! You're that guy! o/

So I dropped by here because I was just watching the James Bond movie, The World Is Not Enough, in which there was an exchange that went something like this:
James Bond in disguise: "My name is [Russian doctor's name]. And you are Miss...?"
Woman he'll probably shag at some point: "Doctor. Doctor Jones. Don't bother making any jokes, I've already heard them all."
James Bond: "I do not know any Doctor Jones."

Is... Is that an Indiana Jones reference?

edit: Aw. Never mind. I looked up the quote and, sadly, I missed a word that makes it very clearly not an Indiana Jones reference. The actual quote being:
James Bond: and you are miss?
Dr. Christmas Jones: Doctor Jones. Christmas Jones, and don't tell me any jokes, I've heard them all.
James Bond: I don't know any doctor jokes.

*sigh*

[randman22222]

If you can, try to find a video with its call. The butcher bird, at least the pied butcher bird which I'm familiar with, has a really beautiful, delicate call. Quite out of step with its brutal nature.
Oh hey, it's you! You're that guy! o/

So I dropped by here because I was just watching the James Bond movie, The World Is Not Enough, in which there was an exchange that went something like this:
James Bond in disguise: "My name is [Russian doctor's name]. And you are Miss...?"
Woman he'll probably shag at some point: "Doctor. Doctor Jones. Don't bother making any jokes, I've already heard them all."
James Bond: "I do not know any Doctor Jones."

Is... Is that an Indiana Jones reference?

I always heard it as "I do not know any doctor jokes."
And I thought the doctor said her name was "Christmas Jones" or something. Something with Christmas, and that's why she mentioned the jokes.

EDIT: Beaten by your own edit.

[Serpentine]

Yep. See my edit, I just discovered that.
Also, why are you in Dvil's pants? That's where I'm meant to be, and I have the Secret to prove it!

[randman22222]

Yep. See my edit, I just discovered that.
Also, why are you in Dvil's pants? That's where I'm meant to be, and I have the Secret to prove it!

Eh heheh. It was kinda his idea... I think the idea is that anyone is allowed to join in.