Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94

[Haruki-kun]

The Rules. You! Read these!

In order to try and keep these threads from becoming unmanageable, some rules have been created, and they accent the forum rules. Please read those first.

1. Spam. For the purposes of RB one word posts should be spam everywhere. Likewise, posts that are nothing but *actions like this* should also be considered spam. Quality of content trumps speed of response.
2. Ditch the "competition for control of the universe". It has ceased to be funny, and often branches out into little mock battles that fall into the spam definition laid out above. We've got a PbP section for fights, and even the Town has an arena, I believe.
3. If it's already a thread, don't bring it to RB. RB has such a huge range of subject matter even restricted to the little snippets that probably don't warrant their own thread, it doesn't need legitimate thread topics cluttering it up as well.
4. Stop advertising other threads in RB. Just because these new threads move at speeds more appropriate to a message board than an IM session doesn't mean you need to come over to RB and brow beat people into posting in your latest brainchild.
5. Please stop with single line posts alerting us to your current status -- as in "I'm back." This is Random Banter, not "How to stalk Random GitP forum members."
6. Do not poke, kick or bump the thread. It will move at whatever pace it wants to. Also, please refrain from Captain Obvious comments akin to "My, the thread is fast today."
7. Random Banter can only be as good, or as entertaining, as you make it. Demands to be entertained will fall on deaf ears unless you can add something more meaningful to the conversation.
8. No asking "What's the topic" or the ilk. This is *not* a conversation where you could've missed the begining, it's a forum where the current topic is nicely recorded for you. So read up a bit first.
9. Thread Creator must include the words "Random" and "Banter" as well as the thread #. Try to be concise as well.
10. Every post should contain two visible, legible complete sentences, Subject and Predicate. C'mon, make your old English teachers proud.
11. Remember, Random Banter is not your IM client. If you want to have a back and forth discussion with just one person, look in their contact information for IM details

Anyone found breaking the rules will be sent to stand in the corner and receive a very stern talking to!

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And now, without further ado, commence bantering!

[Shadow]

New thread!

[Raiser Blade]

I just wanted to state that I let Haruki take this one. That way nobody thinks he just stole it.

Also Woo! New thread *Eats waffles*

[Rawhide]

New thread!

You do realise that this is considered spam right?

Minor Spam
Minor spam refers to posts that do not add to any discussion; often, one word posts will fall under this ruling (outside of SMBG games which require one-word responses of course). For example, quoting another users post and putting "QFT" or "quoted for truth," or a similar agreement, without adding any additional information of your own would fall under this rule. Posting any page or response claim - for example, "first page! or "first response!" would also fall under this heading, even if you include other discussion in your post. Posts of this type will be removed or edited, and the poster may be issued an Infraction.

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/announcement.php?a=1

[Haruki-kun]

While it's still in the first page, is "Historically" spelled with two L's or with one L? I often get this feeling that I'm mispelling something...........>.>

[Ego Slayer]

^: 2 Ls.

Honey-covered, huh? 1ft of honey on the floor to keep people from leaving, and everyone will be hyper from the sugar? Sounds... sticky.

Speakin' of honey... and stickiness... I think, if I find the energy, am going to make baklava tomorrow. >< Because it is the bestest dessert evar... >>

[FoE]

WHOO!!! New thr— (Notices Rawhide's post)

Oh ... erm .... what did I come in here to say again?

Quick, you fool, they're on to you! Think of something to say!

....

"I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography."

Greatest. Simpsons. Quote. Ever.

Anyone remember the context behind this quote?

[PirateMonk]

I think Homer was trying to convince the police he wasn't drunk, but I'll have to check.

[Haruki-kun]

^: 2 Ls.

Honey-covered, huh? 1ft of honey on the floor to keep people from leaving, and everyone will be hyper from the sugar? Sounds... sticky.

Speakin' of honey... and stickiness... I think, if I find the energy, am going to make baklava tomorrow. >< Because it is the bestest dessert evar... >>

=O

Rogue told me about Baklava once, but I never made it. Maybe I should try it out.

@FoE: No, sorry. I like the Simpsons a lot, but I'm not a close follower.

[PirateMonk]

Okay, after crashing the family cars together, he was trying to collect on the insurance.

[ZombieRockStar]

Don't tell him you were at a bar. He'll think you're drunk. But what else is OPEN at night?


Yay! New thread! In honour of this occasion, I present you with pseudo-Shakespeare.


I could totally make baklava. I have the phyllo...I should make that sometime.

[Alarra]

How do you write 41 pages without any research?

Well....23 pages of it is literature review. Then there's your plans for what you will research and how and summaries and introductions and explanations of your inventories and your population...and um...yeah.


mmmm....baklava

[SuperBelkar]

who thinks Belkar is cool

[Ego Slayer]

BTW, Alarra... saw your post about your thesis earlier... wow, that's great! Hope things continue in the current awesome direction. Congrats. ^_^

who thinks Belkar is cool

Wrong thread.
*points him to the OotS Discussion section of forum, then offers baklava*

[North]

Laughs that the first post ignores teh rules :P

And isnt a Baklava what you put over your face in winter? Kind of a facetouque?

[rubakhin]

You know, I don't think I've had any Greek food. Ever. No baklava, no ... er ... gyros, I guess. I know next to nothing about world cuisine.

In my house growing up, we ate pasta, cereal, TV dinners, and Chef Boyardee. That was it. If I ever get my own place I am never eating pasta again. We had it literally every other night, because we could get it in bulk for cheap at the warehouse.

[Ya Ta Hey!]

Today I saw a miniature Stonehenge made out of snow, complete with the outer circle thing it had going.

My lifelong dream of meeting a modern druid is about to be realized.

And isnt a Baklava what you put over your face in winter? Kind of a facetouque?

There's a 'c' that sneaks in there somewhere to differentiate the two. I forget where, because its pretty stealthy like the 'r' in February.

[Shadow]

You do realise that this is considered spam right?

I do now that you mention it....
Consider me reprimanded.

[SpiderMew]

Shadow im curious, why did you go naked suddenly?
Was it because of the answer a question with a question thread?

[The Bushranger]

*sniff* My thread is dead... *sniff*

*ahem*

Baklava = yummy.

Gyros = MMMM YUMMY!


North - I think what you're thinking of is called a balaclava.

[Shadow]

Shadow im curious, why did you go naked suddenly?
Was it because of the answer a question with a question thread?

No reason really.

I guess it's just because I feel pretty.

[MattKatt]

wow... I seemed to have completely missed half of bushranger's thread...

...oh well

[Gaelbert]

I seem to remember a story about edible balaclavas. Maybe I can recall it from the back of my memory...
Nope.

[Baerdog7]

Edible balaclavas? Sounds like something you'd find at a porno shop. A spy porno shop!

[Gaelbert]

It wasn't intended to be edible. And I think it involved a goat somehow.

[SpiderMew]

No reason really.

I guess it's just because I feel pretty.

Maybe you have fleas lol

LALALALA LA LA LALA!

Fealing fuzzy and fine? LOL

Its weird, west side story is the only romeo and julette remake i havnt watched all the way though, and im a theater major!

[Shadow]

im a theater major!

That explains soooo much!

[Skippy]

Woohoo!! New thread!!!

So, I went to the movies today. And I didn't enjoy my time there. Not a bit. For multiple reasons. I didn't like the movie, nor did I enjoy with the company of a person who went there with us. I feel like it was badly spent money...

[SpiderMew]

That explains soooo much!

LOL!
Yeah, I need to get back to school. But I've got to pay off $200 to the junior college cuz even though I've got my Associates of Arts Degree, apparently my fee waver didn't go though for my last 2 classes and I owe them that much, until then there's a hold on my transcripts and I cant transfer to a university and get my BA and then eventually masters...

[Ego Slayer]

Baklava = yummy.

Gyros = MMMM YUMMY!

Oh, jeeze... now I want gyros! D: I haven't had one for soo long. I really only have the chance to get them at the county fair... but... *drools*