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    Quote Originally Posted by Insane Jeenyus View Post
    Have you been checked for Planer faciitus? I have it in both feet.
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    Get nicer insoles, they definitely help, made my life so much better.
    Hello topic from what feels like a year ago. My feet are doing fine, thanks. I just wasn't used to walking that much. They barely hurt anymore.

    Appreciated though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    Hello topic from what feels like a year ago. My feet are doing fine, thanks. I just wasn't used to walking that much. They barely hurt anymore.

    Appreciated though.
    Ah c'mon! July 31st wasn't even 6 months ago, let alone a year!!. Any who, glad you are doing better. I have had to spend hours on ladders with rounded rungs and now I am paying for it.
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    Happy Thanksgiving Day everybody.

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    Happy Thanksgiving!

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    Thanks! I had a good time at my brother's and his family. how about every one else?
    Has any one seen my jar of anti-protons or my cyclotron of positrons?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insane Jeenyus View Post
    Thanks! I had a good time at my brother's and his family. how about every one else?
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    After five days of the silent treatment my wife spoke to me again, and I did not visit my Dad while he is at the Psych ward, so yes it was good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
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    After five days of the silent treatment my wife spoke to me again, and I did not visit my Dad while he is at the Psych ward, so yes it was good.
    sounds tough to be you. wow. i'm sorry to hear of bad news.
    Has any one seen my jar of anti-protons or my cyclotron of positrons?

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    I do believe it's time for some crimes.

    (future proofing: I changed avatars to my Sly Cooper one for the Sly Cooper LP)

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    I do believe it's time for some crimes.
    I do believe step one to being a successful criminal is to not announce that you're planning on criminal-ing.

    (future proofing: I changed avatars to my Sly Cooper one for the Sly Cooper LP)
    What, you expect people to actually read through this stuff later?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Shadow View Post
    I do believe step one to being a successful criminal is to not announce that you're planning on criminal-ing.



    What, you expect people to actually read through this stuff later?
    The internet is immortal, you can never be sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Shadow View Post
    What, you expect people to actually read through this stuff later?
    To any lawyers reading this: yes, we realize it's your job, and Zodi is probably innocent.
    Hate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.

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    so there will be thrilling heroics?
    Has any one seen my jar of anti-protons or my cyclotron of positrons?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    The internet is immortal, you can never be sure.
    That is quite fair.

    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    To any lawyers reading this: yes, we realize it's your job, and Zodi is probably innocent.
    If any lawyers are reading this for their job, chances are that may not be true.
    The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.~ That's your horoscope for today.

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    threw out an old coffee table the other day as part of our long term cleaning, so much old junk in the house.
    It occurred to me that we really haven't used coffee tables in over a decades, we used to use them routinely in front of our couches, they were there for many years. not entirely sure what changed/why we don't use them anymore.
    some of it may be that we rarely watch something all together, it's usually just one person watching at a time, so using a small stand instead of the coffee table works fine. or maybe we don't eat in front of the tv as much as we used to. or we're more willing to simply use the couch itself to hold the dish for the food we're eating.
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    Today I met Simon Stålenhag on a book signing session. I accidentally forgot to pack my Kickstarter limited edition copy of the book he's releasing, because my morning was messed up, but I thankfully had both the rulebook and the GM screen for his roleplaying game at work and could get those signed in place. I would have loved to exchange a few words, since I'm a little bit starstruck, but there was a small line, so I wouldn't have the conscience to stall.
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    *Trumpets*

    I now present, unto you all...an adventure. I watched It (2017) with a friend last night. This is how it went.

    Disclaimer: For about half the movie I call the character of Eddy "Stanly" and also there's a cuss or two and also this spoils the whole movie. Also this is long.

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    LaZodiac: well this opens
    LaZodiac: immediately creepy
    LaZodiac: New Line Cinema presents
    LaZodiac: it
    LaZodiac: god don't pull a page out like that
    LaZodiac: it'll get paper bits everywhere
    LaZodiac: hhope the tawainese subtitles aren't annoying =p
    LaZodiac: also...creepy
    LaZodiac: "You want it to f-float, don't you?"
    LaZodiac: OCtober, 1988
    LaZodiac: ...oh god
    LaZodiac: the piano music is in universe
    LaZodiac: Mom please could you not
    LaZodiac: ...man, **** that
    LaZodiac: never go into a basement
    LaZodiac: ever
    LaZodiac: like, even in a light hearted comedy movie
    LaZodiac: **** basements
    LaZodiac: especially ones specifically desribed as "Celler"
    LaZodiac: oh o
    LaZodiac: I see
    LaZodiac: I saw a face
    LaZodiac: oh no
    LaZodiac: oh no
    LaZodiac: ****
    LaZodiac: ...jesus
    LaZodiac: ************
    LaZodiac: oh he's not stuttering because jerk
    LaZodiac: because sad and actual sick brother
    LaZodiac: that's sad
    LaZodiac: this kid's definitely gonna eat it in the rain
    LaZodiac: like, he survived hell basement
    LaZodiac: and he's gonna get smoked in the light of day in the rain and that's sad
    LaZodiac: I don't know how this goes no
    LaZodiac: binik
    LaZodiac: owww
    LaZodiac: that would hurt
    LaZodiac: Kid no that's a grate
    LaZodiac: Ship no D:
    LaZodiac: NOOOO
    LaZodiac: NOOO
    LaZodiac: NOPE
    Sol Invictus: "Hia Georgie :D"
    LaZodiac: NO
    LaZodiac: N
    LaZodiac: O
    LaZodiac: I AFRAID OF THE DARK
    LaZodiac: AND THIS IS
    LaZodiac: NO
    LaZodiac: holy ****
    LaZodiac: whoever is playing this clown is god
    Sol Invictus: If you ever feel like stopping, we can.
    LaZodiac: I'm Pennywise the dancing clown
    Sol Invictus: And the answer is Bill Skarsgard.
    LaZodiac: "now we aren't strangers, are we"
    LaZodiac: So
    LaZodiac: all respect to Tim Curry
    LaZodiac: you just got outacted son
    LaZodiac: oh _god
    Sol Invictus: To be fair, Acting Standard change in 30 years.
    LaZodiac: his face mouth is dripping
    LaZodiac: and fair
    LaZodiac: but this is
    LaZodiac: this is horrifying
    LaZodiac: I don't want to stop
    LaZodiac: but this is
    LaZodiac: this is ****ed
    LaZodiac: "Bill's gonna kill you : )"
    LaZodiac: oh NO
    LaZodiac: HIS ENTIRE ARM
    LaZodiac: and there he goes
    Sol Invictus: Yup.
    LaZodiac: not gonna lie, if I could watch this without talking to you, I'd have my back
    LaZodiac: firmly
    LaZodiac: slmed against the wall right now
    LaZodiac: I'm leaning back about as much as I can
    LaZodiac: ...oh dear
    LaZodiac: cattleprod gun
    LaZodiac: eesh
    LaZodiac: ...
    LaZodiac: Jesus
    LaZodiac: "you waste time hemming and hawing, someone else is gonna make that choice for y'ah. But you won't know it, till you feel that bolt between your eyes"
    LaZodiac: man, this poor Jewish kid.
    LaZodiac: also these actors seem really good.
    Sol Invictus: Every actor in this movie is surprisingly good.
    LaZodiac: "which is it Greta. I a slut or a little ****?"
    LaZodiac: ...jesus
    LaZodiac: what *******s
    LaZodiac: pffth
    LaZodiac: ...wow kid
    LaZodiac: what a pervert
    Sol Invictus: He...sort of gets better.
    LaZodiac: yeah
    LaZodiac: the idea is that they start like *******s
    LaZodiac: I think
    LaZodiac: you know
    LaZodiac: I like that the most ******* kid
    Sol Invictus: Well, you know, start out with flaws they have to overcome a bit.
    LaZodiac: doesn't make fun of his stutter
    LaZodiac: aaah bullies
    Sol Invictus: Well, yeah, they're still friends after all.
    Sol Invictus: Speaking of the most ******* kid.
    LaZodiac: yeeeeaaah
    LaZodiac: gross
    LaZodiac: thanks for the assist Beverly
    LaZodiac: also, nice music.
    Sol Invictus: When the movie gets to the proper point, there's something I'm going to point out.
    Sol Invictus: Not a big deal, just a background thing I really like.
    LaZodiac: okay
    LaZodiac: also that was a cute interaction
    LaZodiac: and a cute modification of his nickne to make it feel good
    LaZodiac: I like that he ned his bike, also
    LaZodiac: fancy
    LaZodiac: ...aaah
    LaZodiac: he's trying to find out where Georgia went
    LaZodiac: rough, but reasonable
    LaZodiac: ...oof
    LaZodiac: his Dad was doing it too, based on that line
    LaZodiac: but gave up
    LaZodiac: that's sad.
    Sol Invictus: I know in the original, it was all sort of a conspiracy the adults were involved in. It's really unclear if that's the case in this movie.
    LaZodiac: ...uh oh
    LaZodiac: something behind the door at quality meats
    LaZodiac: probably just
    LaZodiac: a
    LaZodiac: aaaaah
    LaZodiac: aaaaaaaah
    LaZodiac: AAAAAAAAH???
    LaZodiac: ....
    LaZodiac: jesus christ
    LaZodiac: god
    LaZodiac: **** those kids
    LaZodiac: I...really hope they die
    LaZodiac: like actually?
    Sol Invictus: I shall say nothing. =D
    LaZodiac: "How's it gonna look? The Rabaih's son can't finish his own tora reading"
    LaZodiac: man children can barely speka english
    LaZodiac: ....
    LaZodiac: creeepy painting
    LaZodiac: less creepy when aligned properly
    LaZodiac: but still
    LaZodiac: ...oh no
    LaZodiac: the painting's gonna be tilted back
    LaZodiac: or
    LaZodiac: or that'll happen
    LaZodiac: OH NO
    LaZodiac: WHERE DID THE PAINTING GOOO???
    LaZodiac: PLELASE
    LaZodiac: that was
    LaZodiac: unsettling.
    LaZodiac: nice cover
    LaZodiac: something sad is gonna happen from this.
    LaZodiac: ooh, secret admirer lietter
    LaZodiac: this is going to go...poorly.
    LaZodiac: potenetially.
    LaZodiac: oh no
    LaZodiac: I saw a circus
    LaZodiac: "Easter explosion kills 88 children, 102 total"
    LaZodiac: jesus
    LaZodiac: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR KID
    LaZodiac: um
    LaZodiac: those
    LaZodiac: are the se
    LaZodiac: pages
    LaZodiac: ....
    LaZodiac: a kid in a tree
    LaZodiac: a history of Old Derry
    LaZodiac: ......
    LaZodiac: BALLLOOOOOOON
    LaZodiac: BALLOOOOOON
    LaZodiac: BARRY NO
    LaZodiac: THAT EGG IS OBVIOUSLY A TRAP
    Sol Invictus: Ben.
    LaZodiac: en, right
    LaZodiac: sorry, it's hard to remember character nes when every inch of my body is screing.
    Sol Invictus: Is that a good thing, or a bad thing?
    LaZodiac: a good thing
    LaZodiac: oh no
    LaZodiac: headless eggman
    LaZodiac: EGGBOY
    LaZodiac: tell her
    LaZodiac: please tell her
    LaZodiac: ho noo
    LaZodiac: so
    LaZodiac: Pennywise is clearly ****ing with all of these kids
    LaZodiac: aaand bully
    LaZodiac: bullies, rather
    LaZodiac: jesus
    LaZodiac: jeez
    LaZodiac: ....
    LaZodiac: yikes
    LaZodiac: ...Balloon
    LaZodiac: ...creepy
    LaZodiac: also ow
    LaZodiac: ringers
    LaZodiac: HOLY ****
    LaZodiac: THAT'S TOO FAR
    LaZodiac: nice one kid
    LaZodiac: Ben is
    LaZodiac: gonna get _really_ ****ed in this movie
    LaZodiac: because that was really nuts
    LaZodiac: ..dude
    LaZodiac: that is what scares you?
    LaZodiac: your dad will hurt you beacuse you lost your knife
    LaZodiac: man I know your dad's probably as bad as you
    LaZodiac: but he'll kill you because you tried to do a murder
    LaZodiac: ...hmm
    LaZodiac: I wonder if that kid might be good, since he tried to stop the kniving
    LaZodiac: and had the other bully leave
    LaZodiac: "not every ****in' plant is poison ivy Stanly"
    LaZodiac: I mean
    LaZodiac: Stanly's right
    LaZodiac: the jewish kid is definitely not going in after getting scared.
    LaZodiac: I like Stanly
    LaZodiac: shoe
    Sol Invictus: I like Stanly too.
    LaZodiac: Ripson
    LaZodiac: "I don't like this
    LaZodiac: "How do you think Betty feels?"
    LaZodiac: ...not a time to joke man
    LaZodiac: I'm glad he realizes it.
    Sol Invictus: As stupid as this is.
    LaZodiac: Stanly feels like he could grow up to be...that one guy from Anchorman who says I Love Lp
    LaZodiac: forget his ne.
    Sol Invictus: As IMMENSELY stupid as this is.
    Sol Invictus: Bill has a point.
    LaZodiac: yeaaah
    Sol Invictus: But so do they.
    LaZodiac: speaking of scary and disgusting
    LaZodiac: poor Benny
    LaZodiac: ....welp
    LaZodiac: rip this bully
    LaZodiac: ...aaah
    LaZodiac: graffiti um
    LaZodiac: won't
    LaZodiac: help
    LaZodiac: this bully and his flethrower
    LaZodiac: are very dead
    LaZodiac: "you found us Patrick : D"
    LaZodiac: yikes
    LaZodiac: oh man
    LaZodiac: he got away
    LaZodiac: sorta
    LaZodiac: ...
    LaZodiac: welp
    LaZodiac: you're dead
    Sol Invictus: Yeah, no, he's ****ed.
    LaZodiac: you're _super_ dead
    LaZodiac: jeeeez
    Sol Invictus: So, yeah.
    Sol Invictus: Our protagonists are only alive because they DIDN'T go into the sewer.
    LaZodiac: Stanly please aids really
    LaZodiac: yup!
    LaZodiac: thanks for that Ben
    LaZodiac: "glad I got to meet you before you died"
    LaZodiac: I mean it's to save a kid
    LaZodiac: oof
    LaZodiac: poor Beverly.
    LaZodiac: ...thanks Stanly
    LaZodiac: ...
    LaZodiac: really gross that this is going to work
    Sol Invictus: She's like 14.
    LaZodiac: yeaaah
    Sol Invictus: I think the actress was 14 when this was filmed.
    LaZodiac: god that smile is creepy
    LaZodiac: ...oops
    LaZodiac: well
    LaZodiac: "oops"
    LaZodiac: nice one Bev
    LaZodiac: welp, Bill's in love
    LaZodiac: also ogod everyone has a B ne except for Stanly
    Sol Invictus: I ble Stephen King.
    LaZodiac: "no I'm good, I just fell"
    LaZodiac: Yeah
    LaZodiac: guys
    LaZodiac: I get you're kids but
    LaZodiac: _hos
    Sol Invictus: Okay, so, Richard is the ****, that's easy to remember.
    LaZodiac: pit
    [ 1053 ] LaZodiac: al
    [ 1050 ] LaZodiac: poor Benny, the kid who saved his life is hitting on the person he likes
    [ 1055 ] LaZodiac: god
    [ 106:02 ] LaZodiac: Richard is
    [ 106:05 ] LaZodiac: very much him
    [ 1060 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 1062 ] LaZodiac: YIKES
    [ 1068 ] LaZodiac: "The sewer is a fun place to play : D"
    [ 1063 ] LaZodiac: as cool as a clown
    [ 1062 ] LaZodiac: I'm sure it's definitely Pennywise ****ing with her
    [ 1064 ] LaZodiac: and...
    [ 1066 ] LaZodiac: yeeeeeeaaaah
    [ 1060 ] LaZodiac: thanks Steve.
    [ 1064 ] LaZodiac: Thaaanks Steeeeve
    [ 1071 ] LaZodiac: christ
    [ 1075 ] LaZodiac: that was gross
    [ 1077 ] LaZodiac: ...oh no
    [ 1070 ] LaZodiac: don't hurt yourself
    [ 1076 ] Sol Invictus: She won't.
    [ 1070 ] LaZodiac: just cutting her hair
    [ 1072 ] Sol Invictus: Yeah.
    [ 1075 ] LaZodiac: that's...better at least.
    [ 1076 ] Sol Invictus: And yeah, some of the most ****ed up **** didn't even make it into the movie. The book is apparently awful.
    [ 1081 ] Sol Invictus: Good, but has some really ****ed up moments in it.
    [ 1087 ] LaZodiac: there's "a part" where all the boys in the Loser's Club have an orgy with her to kill Pennywise.
    [ 1083 ] LaZodiac: and by "part"
    [ 1087 ] LaZodiac: I mean "an entire chapter"
    [ 1081 ] LaZodiac: the book is bad
    [ 1085 ] LaZodiac: oh hey Beverly's here.
    [ 1087 ] LaZodiac: appropriate response
    [ 109:03 ] LaZodiac: "do we have to do that now?"
    [ 109:04 ] LaZodiac: "yes"
    [ 100:03 ] LaZodiac: they found a thing!
    [ 100:06 ] LaZodiac: also, Music!
    [ 100:08 ] LaZodiac: oh hey
    [ 1003 ] LaZodiac: it's this song
    [ 1006 ] LaZodiac: makes sense.
    [ 1015 ] LaZodiac: awkward
    [ 1011 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 1014 ] LaZodiac: jesus
    [ 1016 ] LaZodiac: that's
    [ 1017 ] Sol Invictus: Yeah.
    [ 1019 ] LaZodiac: unsettling
    [ 1017 ] LaZodiac: "that's just grown ups. Kids are worse. Way, way worse"
    [ 1019 ] LaZodiac: Shahahaah
    [ 102:02 ] LaZodiac: Stanly shaking his head no
    [ 1021 ] LaZodiac: rip Patrick
    [ 1027 ] LaZodiac: wow
    [ 1021 ] LaZodiac: he's got a huge conspiacy board up
    [ 1023 ] LaZodiac: that's intense.
    [ 103:01 ] LaZodiac: pfffth
    [ 103:04 ] LaZodiac: Richard tries so hard
    [ 103:09 ] LaZodiac: 91 vanished
    [ 1032 ] LaZodiac: an entire cp
    [ 1039 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 1030 ] LaZodiac: yikes
    [ 1033 ] LaZodiac: Pennywise is there
    [ 1036 ] Sol Invictus: Yup.
    [ 1030 ] LaZodiac: bloody clothes and the wellhouse
    [ 1037 ] LaZodiac: ...womp wooomp
    [ 1031 ] LaZodiac: thanks Beverly =p
    [ 1030 ] LaZodiac: uh oh
    [ 1031 ] Sol Invictus: The movie itself is really good at ****ing with the audience.
    [ 1034 ] LaZodiac: Bill wants to know the wellhouse
    [ 1037 ] LaZodiac: and yeah.
    [ 1049 ] LaZodiac: ...impressive whistling at least.
    [ 1044 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 1045 ] Sol Invictus: Oh god, this part.
    [ 1047 ] LaZodiac: yeeeejsus
    [ 1048 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 1049 ] LaZodiac: oh no
    [ 1042 ] LaZodiac: YOU reacted
    [ 1048 ] LaZodiac: YOU had a reaction
    [ 1040 ] LaZodiac: "oh god this part"
    [ 1042 ] LaZodiac: oh no
    [ 105:02 ] LaZodiac: "What are you loooking fooor?"
    [ 1056 ] LaZodiac: ..........
    [ 1057 ] LaZodiac: NOOOOO
    [ 1059 ] LaZodiac: NOPENOPENOPE
    [ 1057 ] LaZodiac: jesus
    [ 1059 ] LaZodiac: he has a club foot
    [ 1050 ] LaZodiac: oh no
    [ 1052 ] LaZodiac: chased inot the house
    [ 1053 ] LaZodiac: yes
    [ 1054 ] LaZodiac: good child
    [ 1055 ] LaZodiac: AROUND
    [ 1057 ] LaZodiac: go around the house
    [ 1059 ] LaZodiac: don't go in
    [ 1050 ] LaZodiac: never in
    [ 1058 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 1052 ] Sol Invictus: So, now you know why I reacted.
    [ 1053 ] LaZodiac: TRIANGLE OF BLOOONS
    [ 106:07 ] LaZodiac: "where you goin? If you were dead you'd be home by now"
    [ 1062 ] LaZodiac: you'll float down there
    [ 1069 ] LaZodiac: Wea ll float down there
    [ 1060 ] LaZodiac: yes we do
    [ 1061 ] LaZodiac: awe, cute
    [ 1064 ] LaZodiac: the letter
    [ 107:04 ] Sol Invictus: But yeah.
    [ 107:08 ] LaZodiac: oh no she's in the bathtub
    [ 1074 ] Sol Invictus: That thing made ME go "NOPENOPENOPENOPE."
    [ 1074 ] LaZodiac: I vaguely remember the first movie
    [ 1070 ] LaZodiac: original anyway
    [ 1072 ] LaZodiac: and yeah
    [ 1078 ] LaZodiac: noooooooooooooo
    [ 1079 ] LaZodiac: "help me please"
    [ 108:01 ] LaZodiac: "we all float down here"
    [ 1087 ] LaZodiac: "Patrick hoffsetter"
    [ 1088 ] LaZodiac: We float
    [ 1089 ] LaZodiac: we change
    [ 1080 ] LaZodiac: good lord
    [ 1085 ] LaZodiac: .....hah
    [ 1088 ] LaZodiac: measuring tape into the drain
    [ 1089 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 1081 ] LaZodiac: this is
    [ 1082 ] LaZodiac: going
    [ 1083 ] LaZodiac: to be bad
    [ 1087 ] Sol Invictus: Yuuuuuup.
    [ 109:07 ] LaZodiac: reeeeed
    [ 1093 ] LaZodiac: OIH NO
    [ 1095 ] LaZodiac: OOOOH NO
    [ 1098 ] LaZodiac: HOLH **** NO
    [ 1090 ] LaZodiac: HAIR
    [ 1092 ] LaZodiac: HER HAIR
    [ 1096 ] LaZodiac: AND BLOOd
    [ 1097 ] LaZodiac: HAIR AND BLOOD
    [ 1093 ] LaZodiac: BLOOOOD
    [ 1091 ] LaZodiac: symbolism I say snarkilybecause I must
    [ 1096 ] LaZodiac: but in truth I'm terrified beyond all belief
    [ 100:04 ] LaZodiac: I wonder what her key necklace is for.
    [ 1005 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 1006 ] LaZodiac: ca
    [ 1009 ] LaZodiac: can he not see the blood?
    [ 1001 ] LaZodiac: "what blood"
    [ 1003 ] LaZodiac: oh dear
    [ 1004 ] Sol Invictus: I don't know
    [ 1002 ] LaZodiac: oof
    [ 1003 ] LaZodiac: rude dad
    [ 101:09 ] LaZodiac: also yeah I'm thinking this is mental stuff that only those being targetted can see
    [ 1013 ] LaZodiac: ...ooh dear
    [ 1016 ] LaZodiac: blood dripping from the cieling
    [ 1010 ] LaZodiac: or just water
    [ 1017 ] LaZodiac: god this movie doesn't let me breath
    [ 1011 ] Sol Invictus: This is a part I approve of very much, but the movie is VERY unclear on whether or not the adults are aware and just IGNORE things, or if they don't notice them either.
    [ 1068 ] LaZodiac: turtle lego
    [ 1069 ] LaZodiac: cute
    [ 1066 ] Sol Invictus: 1988. Back when legos were much blockier.
    [ 1066 ] LaZodiac: and sad since this is Georgie's room probably
    [ 1064 ] Sol Invictus: Yup.
    [ 107:02 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 107:03 ] LaZodiac: SHADOW
    [ 107:04 ] LaZodiac: SHADOW
    [ 1071 ] LaZodiac: don't
    [ 1072 ] LaZodiac: doooon't
    [ 1077 ] LaZodiac: don't you dare go back into that cellar you ****
    [ 1079 ] LaZodiac: don't you dare
    [ 1070 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 1072 ] LaZodiac: staaains on the fliorirj\kegehjq
    [ 1073 ] LaZodiac: q
    [ 1073 ] LaZodiac: fe
    [ 1073 ] LaZodiac: v
    [ 1075 ] LaZodiac: THAT NOISE WAS LOUD
    [ 1077 ] LaZodiac: AND SCARY
    [ 108:00 ] LaZodiac: MEEP
    [ 108:08 ] LaZodiac: oh for ****in'
    [ 1081 ] LaZodiac: don't do it Bill
    [ 1082 ] LaZodiac: NO
    [ 1083 ] LaZodiac: OH NO WATER
    [ 1084 ] LaZodiac: FLOATING
    [ 1082 ] LaZodiac: "I lost it Billy. Don't be mad"
    [ 1087 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 1088 ] LaZodiac: JESUS
    [ 1081 ] LaZodiac: THAT KID LOOKS HORRIFYING
    [ 1086 ] LaZodiac: "it just floated off"
    [ 109:06 ] LaZodiac: "if you come with me, we'll float too"
    [ 1098 ] LaZodiac: his eyes went cross eyed backwards
    [ 1099 ] LaZodiac: like
    [ 1098 ] LaZodiac: the outer instead of inner crosseyed
    [ 1092 ] LaZodiac: but also ************
    [ 1093 ] LaZodiac: that was
    [ 1094 ] LaZodiac: um
    [ 1098 ] LaZodiac: that was 100% no
    [ 001 ] LaZodiac: pffth
    [ 007 ] LaZodiac: Richard gets to be look out
    [ 001 ] LaZodiac: "do what you always do. Start talking."
    [ 004 ] LaZodiac: "....it is a gift"
    [ 005 ] LaZodiac: oh god you can see the edges of the blood
    [ 007 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 01:00 ] LaZodiac: oh goodness
    [ 01:04 ] LaZodiac: it's uh
    [ 01:06 ] LaZodiac: still red
    [ 01:08 ] LaZodiac: still very red
    [ 011 ] LaZodiac: "we can't leave it like this"
    [ 014 ] LaZodiac: PLEASE
    [ 015 ] LaZodiac: that's
    [ 017 ] LaZodiac: I MEAN
    [ 010 ] LaZodiac: fair
    [ 014 ] LaZodiac: ....WHAT AN ODD SCENEEEE
    [ 011 ] Sol Invictus: Yup.
    [ 014 ] LaZodiac: poor Stanly
    [ 011 ] Sol Invictus: Poor everyone.
    [ 02:04 ] LaZodiac: yeaah
    [ 023 ] LaZodiac: poor Benny
    [ 020 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 025 ] LaZodiac: dooon't sneak into her room Benny
    [ 026 ] LaZodiac: oof
    [ 025 ] LaZodiac: I really hope nothing bad happens.
    [ 032 ] LaZodiac: pffth
    [ 039 ] LaZodiac: Beverly thinks its him.
    [ 038 ] LaZodiac: well it can only be two people girl.
    [ 044 ] LaZodiac: "hanging out with us makes youa loser too"
    [ 045 ] LaZodiac: Richie if you went in you'd of know.
    [ 049 ] LaZodiac: aaand telling them about what he saw
    [ 047 ] LaZodiac: ...I wonder if Richie's gonna see something soon.
    [ 053 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 054 ] LaZodiac: I mean
    [ 056 ] LaZodiac: maybe??
    [ 057 ] LaZodiac: but that's creepy for you Richie
    [ 058 ] LaZodiac: also...
    [ 059 ] LaZodiac: oh dear
    [ 056 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 056 ] LaZodiac: the jewish kid is the only one who puts his bike up
    [ 056 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 059 ] LaZodiac: peeeennywise.
    [ 052 ] LaZodiac: and the bully's
    [ 053 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 054 ] LaZodiac: YIKES
    [ 056 ] LaZodiac: ARM
    [ 06:01 ] Sol Invictus: Yup.
    [ 06:08 ] LaZodiac: I cannot wait for this bully to eat it
    [ 06:08 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 060 ] LaZodiac: EAT IT ****
    [ 063 ] LaZodiac: Beverly SMASH
    [ 065 ] LaZodiac: NICE throw
    [ 068 ] LaZodiac: "the ****?"
    [ 061 ] LaZodiac: dude you KNIFED HIM
    [ 064 ] LaZodiac: "ROCK WAR!"
    [ 068 ] LaZodiac: this is gonna get
    [ 068 ] LaZodiac: bloody
    [ 07:09 ] LaZodiac: get **** on bullies
    [ 078 ] LaZodiac: god hit so hard his shirt blew open
    [ 077 ] LaZodiac: okay Richie's good now
    [ 075 ] LaZodiac: that was a good line
    [ 08:01 ] LaZodiac: welcome to the Loser'rs Club
    [ 08:02 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 08:06 ] LaZodiac: ****in' parade
    [ 08:08 ] LaZodiac: with ballooons
    [ 081 ] LaZodiac: Edward Corcoran
    [ 088 ] LaZodiac: ...part of his hand all bit up
    [ 081 ] LaZodiac: that was the kid he was waving the arm of...
    [ 086 ] Sol Invictus: Yup.
    [ 088 ] LaZodiac: every 27 years
    [ 09:00 ] LaZodiac: yikes
    [ 096 ] LaZodiac: like Cicades
    [ 092 ] LaZodiac: "Grandpa thinks this town is cursed"
    [ 094 ] LaZodiac: I mean
    [ 095 ] LaZodiac: true
    [ 096 ] LaZodiac: very true
    [ 091 ] LaZodiac: "I saw a leper"
    [ 098 ] Sol Invictus: This is definitely more effective than the original.
    [ 095 ] LaZodiac: ...oooh Jewish kid who's ne I don't remember
    [ 099 ] LaZodiac: ...CHRIST Richie
    [ 10:04 ] LaZodiac: "...NO Richie. She's not hot"
    [ 107 ] LaZodiac: I'm glad he's at least thinking and saying that,
    [ 107 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 108 ] LaZodiac: yikes
    [ 101 ] LaZodiac: he was in that house
    [ 109 ] LaZodiac: when it burnt down
    [ 109 ] LaZodiac: his parents were trying to get him
    [ 101 ] LaZodiac: ....jesus
    [ 106 ] LaZodiac: that explains whatt he saw
    [ 01 ] Sol Invictus: Yup.
    [ 03 ] LaZodiac: at the other door
    [ 07 ] LaZodiac: "we're all afraid of something"
    [ 09 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 11 ] LaZodiac: oh no
    [ 14 ] LaZodiac: he's afraid of clowns
    [ 16 ] LaZodiac: that poor ****er
    [ 22 ] LaZodiac: man I feel bad for Ritchie now
    [ 25 ] LaZodiac: he's gonna have a real bad time
    [ 31 ] Sol Invictus: I forget if we missed the background detail I was waiting to point out.
    [ 43 ] Sol Invictus: Might still be coming up.
    [ 47 ] LaZodiac: there are no red balloons at this erican pride parade?
    [ 53 ] LaZodiac: ...oh jeez
    [ 56 ] LaZodiac: everything's connected
    [ 12:05 ] LaZodiac: "everywhere It happens, it's connected by the sewers"
    [ 124 ] LaZodiac: se Stanly
    [ 127 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 129 ] LaZodiac: -h no
    [ 124 ] LaZodiac: oooh no
    [ 127 ] Sol Invictus: Guess whoooos heeeeeeere.
    [ 13:03 ] LaZodiac: It is
    [ 13:06 ] LaZodiac: Georgie
    [ 137 ] LaZodiac: OOOH NO
    [ 140 ] Sol Invictus: THis is where I would say a Jump Scare actually kind of works. Because even knowing that was coming this time scared the **** out of me.
    [ 148 ] LaZodiac: yeah
    [ 148 ] LaZodiac: that's
    [ 143 ] LaZodiac: an approrpiate use of a jump scare
    [ 141 ] LaZodiac: also god poor Ritchie that tmust of been
    [ 143 ] LaZodiac: the worst.
    [ 143 ] LaZodiac: but like
    [ 144 ] LaZodiac: also poor everyone
    [ 146 ] LaZodiac: because no
    [ 152 ] LaZodiac: Bill noooo
    [ 154 ] LaZodiac: BILL NOOOOO
    [ 155 ] LaZodiac: MISTAKE
    [ 158 ] LaZodiac: MISTAAAAAAAAAAAKE
    [ 162 ] LaZodiac: honestly?
    [ 165 ] LaZodiac: you kids seem smart
    [ 167 ] LaZodiac: leave
    [ 160 ] LaZodiac: you can make it on your own
    [ 165 ] LaZodiac: leeeeeeave
    [ 163 ] LaZodiac: walking into this house is easier than walking into my own
    [ 164 ] LaZodiac: nice speech
    [ 169 ] LaZodiac: "...wow, he didn't stutter once"
    [ 163 ] LaZodiac: and that's enough for Richie
    [ 17:01 ] LaZodiac: pfffth
    [ 17:03 ] LaZodiac: everyone but Beverly
    [ 17:07 ] LaZodiac: welp
    [ 170 ] LaZodiac: we're all goin' in
    [ 171 ] LaZodiac: ...I wonder if this movie includes the adult stuff that I hear was in the book maybe and in the original movie
    [ 173 ] LaZodiac: if so that'd be sad cause I think they all die...
    [ 171 ] LaZodiac: missing poster
    [ 174 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 175 ] LaZodiac: of
    [ 175 ] LaZodiac: him
    [ 177 ] LaZodiac: a missing psoter
    [ 178 ] LaZodiac: of him
    [ 179 ] LaZodiac: OF HIM
    [ 18:02 ] LaZodiac: OF HIM OF HIM FO HIM
    [ 18:03 ] Sol Invictus: Yup.
    [ 180 ] LaZodiac: noooo
    [ 185 ] LaZodiac: a fake person
    [ 189 ] LaZodiac: aaaaah
    [ 190 ] LaZodiac: Betty
    [ 192 ] LaZodiac: or...
    [ 193 ] LaZodiac: what's left of her
    [ 198 ] LaZodiac: "What are you looking fooor"
    [ 202 ] LaZodiac: ....welp
    [ 204 ] LaZodiac: party split
    [ 208 ] LaZodiac: they're calling him Eddy I think, not Stanly
    [ 200 ] LaZodiac: OOOH NO
    [ 200 ] LaZodiac: TOUCH
    [ 201 ] LaZodiac: TOUCH
    [ 205 ] LaZodiac: TIME TO TAKE YOUR PILL EDDY
    [ 208 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 209 ] LaZodiac: OW
    [ 205 ] LaZodiac: oh so the jewish kid is Stanly
    [ 208 ] LaZodiac: and that's Eddy
    [ 200 ] LaZodiac: oooh no
    [ 203 ] LaZodiac: god this clown works fast
    [ 204 ] Sol Invictus: I admit, it's hard for me to remember too.
    [ 206 ] LaZodiac: fair
    [ 21:02 ] LaZodiac: ...god Richie no
    [ 213 ] LaZodiac: CLOWNs
    [ 215 ] LaZodiac: ITS FULL FO CLONWs
    [ 217 ] LaZodiac: IS TNA
    [ 217 ] LaZodiac: w
    [ 217 ] LaZodiac: CLOWN
    [ 219 ] LaZodiac: FULL OF CLOWNS
    [ 212 ] LaZodiac: I CAN SEE IT
    [ 215 ] LaZodiac: THOSE ARE CLOWNS
    [ 211 ] Sol Invictus: Yuuuuuuuup.
    [ 211 ] LaZodiac: THOSE ARE ALL CLOWNS
    [ 22:03 ] LaZodiac: DN
    [ 22:04 ] LaZodiac: NO
    [ 22:05 ] LaZodiac: NO
    [ 22:06 ] LaZodiac: DON
    [ 22:07 ] LaZodiac: DON'T OUCH
    [ 22:08 ] LaZodiac: NO
    [ 22:09 ] LaZodiac: NO DON'
    [ 221 ] LaZodiac: SNO
    [ 221 ] LaZodiac: SNA
    [ 222 ] LaZodiac: NO
    [ 224 ] LaZodiac: NO
    [ 225 ] LaZodiac: NO
    [ 227 ] LaZodiac: NO
    [ 220 ] LaZodiac: MISSING POSTER
    [ 225 ] LaZodiac: FOUND
    [ 226 ] LaZodiac: NO
    [ 228 ] LaZodiac: NO
    [ 229 ] LaZodiac: OH NO
    [ 221 ] LaZodiac: I SEE PNENYWISE
    [ 223 ] LaZodiac: I SAW HIM
    [ 224 ] LaZodiac: NO
    [ 225 ] LaZodiac: NO
    [ 228 ] LaZodiac: RICHIE NO
    [ 225 ] LaZodiac: IDIOT
    [ 226 ] LaZodiac: LOOK AT THAT
    [ 229 ] LaZodiac: BEEP BEEP
    [ 232 ] LaZodiac: GEORGIE NO
    [ 236 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 237 ] LaZodiac: ih
    [ 238 ] LaZodiac: oh no
    [ 232 ] LaZodiac: that was Eddy
    [ 235 ] LaZodiac: I think he's actually dead
    [ 237 ] LaZodiac: oh
    [ 239 ] LaZodiac: he's okay!!
    [ 232 ] LaZodiac: hes
    [ 233 ] LaZodiac: ahea
    [ 233 ] LaZodiac: g
    [ 234 ] LaZodiac: NO
    [ 235 ] LaZodiac: ?HISNARM
    [ 238 ] LaZodiac: HIS AAARM
    [ 239 ] LaZodiac: HAND
    [ 230 ] LaZodiac: HAAAAND
    [ 230 ] LaZodiac: NO
    [ 232 ] LaZodiac: NOOO
    [ 234 ] LaZodiac: SNATNOO
    [ 237 ] LaZodiac: AHND
    [ 238 ] LaZodiac: HAND
    [ 231 ] LaZodiac: HAAAAND
    [ 232 ] LaZodiac: CLOWN
    [ 238 ] LaZodiac: HOLY ****
    [ 241 ] LaZodiac: TME TO FLOAT
    [ 242 ] Sol Invictus: The contortion he does there is extremely unsettling, yes.
    [ 249 ] LaZodiac: FPFFHT
    [ 241 ] LaZodiac: ****ING DOORS
    [ 246 ] LaZodiac: NOOO
    [ 248 ] LaZodiac: IT'S A TRICK
    [ 240 ] LaZodiac: YOU FOOLS
    [ 247 ] LaZodiac: ;...
    [ 248 ] LaZodiac: oh god
    [ 241 ] LaZodiac: putated her waist
    [ 25:03 ] LaZodiac: tasty tasty beutiful fear
    [ 253 ] LaZodiac: oooh god
    [ 250 ] LaZodiac: SE
    [ 253 ] LaZodiac: SE RICHIE
    [ 251 ] LaZodiac: "this isn't real enough for you billy? I'm not ereal enough for you?"
    [ 256 ] Sol Invictus: "It was real enough for Georgie~ : D"
    [ 256 ] LaZodiac: YES
    [ 257 ] LaZodiac: YES YES YES
    [ 258 ] LaZodiac: YES YES YES
    [ 250 ] LaZodiac: YES YES YES
    [ 254 ] LaZodiac: BEVERLY SAYS THE DAY
    [ 26:03 ] LaZodiac: welp
    [ 26:06 ] LaZodiac: true form time
    [ 26:07 ] LaZodiac: ish
    [ 26:09 ] LaZodiac: he's
    [ 261 ] LaZodiac: not lookin' too hot
    [ 262 ] LaZodiac: YUP
    [ 265 ] LaZodiac: TRUE FORM TIME
    [ 260 ] Sol Invictus: I think they DID hurt him a bit.
    [ 261 ] LaZodiac: OW
    [ 263 ] LaZodiac: BENNY NO
    [ 266 ] LaZodiac: and yeah like
    [ 266 ] Sol Invictus: It's just that it mostly just pissed him off.
    [ 269 ] LaZodiac: he's a thing that exists
    [ 261 ] LaZodiac: so that'll hurt
    [ 262 ] LaZodiac: but...yeah
    [ 263 ] LaZodiac: ow
    [ 268 ] LaZodiac: ow to both of
    [ 268 ] LaZodiac: aj
    [ 269 ] LaZodiac: aNEAj
    [ 260 ] LaZodiac: NO!
    [ 263 ] LaZodiac: DON'T INTO CELLAR
    [ 267 ] LaZodiac: ....watched him scuttle away
    [ 265 ] LaZodiac: "DO NOT ****IN TOUCH ME!"
    [ 269 ] LaZodiac: poor Eddy
    [ 27:02 ] LaZodiac: poor...eeeveryone
    [ 270 ] LaZodiac: oh dear
    [ 275 ] LaZodiac: god
    [ 28:00 ] LaZodiac: bad thought: it's a good thing Benny has padding or he'd be in a lot worse shape
    [ 28:06 ] Sol Invictus: Yes.
    [ 28:08 ] LaZodiac: NEXT ITME?!?!
    [ 281 ] LaZodiac: NO NEXT TIME BILL
    [ 280 ] LaZodiac: RICHIE PLEASE TIME AND PLACE
    [ 282 ] LaZodiac: "FINE! I'll be 40 and far away fromhere"
    [ 330 ] LaZodiac: ...man
    [ 331 ] LaZodiac: Bill
    [ 336 ] LaZodiac: sorry, Gegorgieg is super dead.
    [ 333 ] LaZodiac: yes, we're all scared, but maaan
    [ 334 ] LaZodiac: ...ooh dear
    [ 336 ] LaZodiac: fight.
    [ 344 ] LaZodiac: it wants to tear them apart!
    [ 341 ] LaZodiac: "we were all together when we hurt it"
    [ 348 ] LaZodiac: I mean
    [ 346 ] LaZodiac: 100% se with Mike
    [ 341 ] LaZodiac: leaving to a safe distance is
    [ 341 ] LaZodiac: um
    [ 342 ] LaZodiac: good
    [ 349 ] LaZodiac: it's sad though, but still.
    [ 357 ] Sol Invictus: THAT
    [ 357 ] LaZodiac: oh man
    [ 359 ] Sol Invictus: THAT PAINTING.
    [ 350 ] LaZodiac: sad montage
    [ 352 ] LaZodiac: and yeaaah
    [ 357 ] LaZodiac: that painting is ****ed up
    [ 351 ] Sol Invictus: Woman taking her baby to the well.
    [ 353 ] LaZodiac: August
    [ 356 ] LaZodiac: ...oh god
    [ 358 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 359 ] LaZodiac: no
    [ 350 ] LaZodiac: don't you dare
    [ 358 ] LaZodiac: god even the other bully is like "...really man?"
    [ 358 ] Sol Invictus: They don't.
    [ 36:00 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 36:01 ] LaZodiac: REALLY?????
    [ 36:06 ] LaZodiac: jesus kid
    [ 364 ] LaZodiac: "just cleaning your gun, like you asked.
    [ 364 ] LaZodiac: I do not feel sympathy for this child
    [ 369 ] LaZodiac: his dad is bad but _he deserves this
    [ 361 ] LaZodiac: so much
    [ 361 ] LaZodiac: "look at him now boy. Aint nothing but a little fear to make a paper man crumble"
    [ 37:05 ] LaZodiac: ...yikes
    [ 37:08 ] LaZodiac: "placebos"
    [ 377 ] LaZodiac: what a rude girl
    [ 371 ] LaZodiac: uh oh
    [ 375 ] LaZodiac: Henry's gonna geisitt a
    [ 377 ] LaZodiac: gonna get a visit
    [ 38:01 ] LaZodiac: yup
    [ 38:05 ] LaZodiac: I can hear it.
    [ 38:07 ] LaZodiac: balloon
    [ 381 ] LaZodiac: a package
    [ 381 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 385 ] LaZodiac: Pennywise gave him his knife back
    [ 387 ] LaZodiac: how...
    [ 388 ] LaZodiac: sweet?
    [ 380 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 384 ] LaZodiac: good ****ing lord
    [ 39:04 ] LaZodiac: ...he
    [ 39:06 ] LaZodiac: he's gonna kill his father
    [ 39:07 ] LaZodiac: also
    [ 39:09 ] LaZodiac: clown on tv again
    [ 397 ] LaZodiac: I just love watching things float
    [ 391 ] LaZodiac: "and you will toto Henry"
    [ 393 ] LaZodiac: make it a wonderful day
    [ 395 ] LaZodiac: KILL HIM : D
    [ 393 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 395 ] LaZodiac: holy ****
    [ 397 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 398 ] LaZodiac: jesus
    [ 395 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 397 ] Sol Invictus: Yeah, no, "pull punches" is not a thing this movie does.
    [ 390 ] LaZodiac: that's ****ing hilarious and horrifyingall at once
    [ 396 ] LaZodiac: so
    [ 40:04 ] LaZodiac: It thinks it can't get them
    [ 400 ] LaZodiac: so it's sending a more human agent
    [ 403 ] LaZodiac: that's...cool, actuatlly
    [ 409 ] LaZodiac: and also ****ed up.
    [ 401 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 403 ] LaZodiac: oh dear
    [ 406 ] LaZodiac: locked in the house.
    [ 408 ] LaZodiac: eggggh creepy daaaad
    [ 419 ] LaZodiac: "I know..what's in boys minds when they look at you. I know all too well."
    [ 410 ] LaZodiac: jesus
    [ 410 ] LaZodiac: oh dear
    [ 411 ] LaZodiac: "why would you have to hide it there"
    [ 414 ] LaZodiac: ...god
    [ 42:01 ] LaZodiac: gooood
    [ 42:06 ] LaZodiac: OH NO
    [ 421 ] LaZodiac: heee wetn fro the legs
    [ 422 ] LaZodiac: JESUS
    [ 428 ] LaZodiac: good girl
    [ 424 ] LaZodiac: kick his ****ing balls so hard they go up to his neck
    [ 43:01 ] LaZodiac: SMASH
    [ 430 ] LaZodiac: good
    [ 434 ] Sol Invictus: Yeah, dude is dead.
    [ 435 ] LaZodiac: HIega
    [ 435 ] LaZodiac: g
    [ 436 ] LaZodiac: eaha
    [ 436 ] LaZodiac: ea
    [ 438 ] LaZodiac: HI
    [ 430 ] Sol Invictus: ....Unfortunately...
    [ 430 ] LaZodiac: HI CLOWN
    [ 434 ] LaZodiac: thaaat hurt my entire body that jump
    [ 431 ] LaZodiac: ...oh dear
    [ 431 ] LaZodiac: Bill went to Bev's house
    [ 433 ] Sol Invictus: We only have 35 minutes left.
    [ 435 ] LaZodiac: dead Dad
    [ 44:02 ] LaZodiac: YOU DIE
    [ 44:08 ] LaZodiac: and some more words I can't tell
    [ 441 ] LaZodiac: ****in'
    [ 442 ] Sol Invictus: "You die if you try"
    [ 445 ] LaZodiac: Nightmare on Elm Street
    [ 449 ] LaZodiac: how dare you theatre
    [ 443 ] LaZodiac: also aaah
    [ 440 ] LaZodiac: "It got Beverly"
    [ 446 ] LaZodiac: Richie going is nice of him
    [ 442 ] LaZodiac: pffth
    [ 444 ] LaZodiac: wrote loser o his cast
    [ 447 ] LaZodiac: what a bitch
    [ 457 ] LaZodiac: oh the placebo thing is true
    [ 450 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 452 ] LaZodiac: THEY'RE GAZEBOS
    [ 454 ] LaZodiac: got bless you child
    [ 456 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 459 ] LaZodiac: oh no
    [ 451 ] LaZodiac: she's
    [ 455 ] LaZodiac: she's gonna do something creepy.
    [ 458 ] Sol Invictus: The bad part is.
    [ 452 ] Sol Invictus: He's not wrong.
    [ 454 ] LaZodiac: yeah
    [ 459 ] Sol Invictus: Well, he's a little wrong.
    [ 452 ] Sol Invictus: They aren't gazebos.
    [ 459 ] LaZodiac: the loser's club reunites
    [ 46:01 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 46:02 ] LaZodiac: NICE
    [ 46:07 ] LaZodiac: THE CATTLEPROD GUN
    [ 462 ] LaZodiac: he's gonna ****in' kill that ****in' clown
    [ 468 ] Sol Invictus: Again, a nice change from the original.
    [ 468 ] LaZodiac: that's real good
    [ 463 ] Sol Invictus: They actual bring a ****ing weapon.
    [ 465 ] LaZodiac: ...pfffth
    [ 467 ] Sol Invictus: I mean.
    [ 468 ] LaZodiac: at least you tried Richie
    [ 469 ] Sol Invictus: He tried.
    [ 469 ] LaZodiac: I actually really like Richie?
    [ 465 ] LaZodiac: he's managed to be funny
    [ 467 ] LaZodiac: also...yeah
    [ 47:01 ] Sol Invictus: He a good "Gets better later" character.
    [ 47:02 ] LaZodiac: Henry was there
    [ 47:05 ] LaZodiac: he's gonna follow them
    [ 470 ] LaZodiac: and they're probably gonna kill him
    [ 475 ] LaZodiac: Stanly come on
    [ 478 ] LaZodiac: okay, he's in
    [ 471 ] LaZodiac: though...clearly hesitantt
    [ 471 ] LaZodiac: this is tense as hell
    [ 478 ] LaZodiac: the well
    [ 48:04 ] Sol Invictus: I've SEEN this movie, and it's tense.
    [ 486 ] LaZodiac: rope
    [ 487 ] LaZodiac: ...oh
    [ 489 ] LaZodiac: he's
    [ 483 ] LaZodiac: Henry's gonna cut the rope
    [ 489 ] LaZodiac: and probably go down there with them
    [ 487 ] LaZodiac: man it must suck to be Eddy. Broken arms um...suck
    [ 480 ] LaZodiac: especially for climbing
    [ 484 ] Sol Invictus: Yes.
    [ 49:05 ] Sol Invictus: Ah yes.
    [ 49:07 ] Sol Invictus: This part.
    [ 49:08 ] LaZodiac: I feel like the reason it hasn't killed Beverly yet is because she's too strong?
    [ 491 ] LaZodiac: ...oh good
    [ 494 ] LaZodiac: another "oh good this part" from you
    [ 499 ] LaZodiac: backs away slowly
    [ 492 ] Sol Invictus: A different sort.
    [ 498 ] LaZodiac: but yeah, prediction
    [ 498 ] Sol Invictus: One I actually like, in a weird way?
    [ 492 ] Sol Invictus: Instead of "NOPENOPENOPE"
    [ 491 ] LaZodiac: Bev's just too ****in' ripped to be outright killed yet
    [ 498 ] LaZodiac: Pennywise the Dancing Clown
    [ 492 ] LaZodiac: the circus did blow down here.
    [ 499 ] LaZodiac: thta's a creepy ass nest
    [ 50:00 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 50:01 ] LaZodiac: oh wow
    [ 50:02 ] LaZodiac: the
    [ 50:04 ] LaZodiac: they're floating
    [ 50:06 ] LaZodiac: they do all float
    [ 50:07 ] LaZodiac: huh
    [ 50:09 ] Sol Invictus: WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE.
    [ 502 ] Sol Invictus: AND YOU WILL TOO.
    [ 500 ] LaZodiac: wonder what It is doing this for
    [ 509 ] LaZodiac: also I feel like the adults know about this, at least to a degree
    [ 506 ] LaZodiac: but are just trying to ignore it
    [ 509 ] LaZodiac: "if it's not me it's okay"
    [ 501 ] LaZodiac: Jesus
    [ 502 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 503 ] LaZodiac: spooky
    [ 506 ] LaZodiac: that's itt's heart
    [ 509 ] LaZodiac: hahahahhaaaaah
    [ 51:05 ] LaZodiac: SERIOUS FACED DANCIN' CLOWN
    [ 51:08 ] LaZodiac: REALLY SCARY STILL
    [ 516 ] Sol Invictus: It's even creepier on a theater screen.
    [ 510 ] Sol Invictus: But yeah, that was the part.
    [ 511 ] LaZodiac: I can imagine
    [ 518 ] LaZodiac: Pennywise is very upset she's not afraid
    [ 510 ] LaZodiac: "YOU WILL BE!"
    [ 512 ] LaZodiac: MOUTH
    [ 514 ] LaZodiac: MOOOUTH
    [ 516 ] LaZodiac: LOTS OF MOUTH
    [ 518 ] LaZodiac: LOOOOTS OF MOUTH
    [ 512 ] Sol Invictus: Way too ****ing much mouth.
    [ 517 ] LaZodiac: FLOATING
    [ 514 ] LaZodiac: HENRY
    [ 517 ] LaZodiac: oh ****
    [ 518 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 519 ] LaZodiac: oh good
    [ 52:05 ] LaZodiac: Henry's gonna get cattlegunned
    [ 52:08 ] LaZodiac: ....
    [ 52:09 ] LaZodiac: WHOA
    [ 524 ] LaZodiac: he's um
    [ 529 ] LaZodiac: a lot bloodier than expected
    [ 521 ] Sol Invictus: I think he broke.
    [ 527 ] LaZodiac: he's super broke
    [ 529 ] LaZodiac: Ii don't think he's all their right now
    [ 528 ] LaZodiac: "sad...that I couldn'ta done it myself"
    [ 525 ] Sol Invictus: So, I think we can officially call this ******* racist.
    [ 53:00 ] LaZodiac: definitely
    [ 53:04 ] LaZodiac: oh no
    [ 53:05 ] Sol Invictus: Or at least just a piece of ****.
    [ 53:06 ] LaZodiac: using the gun on him
    [ 532 ] LaZodiac: it's likee his grandpa said D:
    [ 539 ] LaZodiac: NICE dodge
    [ 531 ] LaZodiac: BONK
    [ 533 ] LaZodiac: ROCK'D
    [ 539 ] LaZodiac: ...aaaand dead
    [ 531 ] LaZodiac: SUPER dead
    [ 532 ] LaZodiac: super super dead
    [ 538 ] LaZodiac: "I'm okay"
    [ 538 ] Sol Invictus: He MIGHT be alive.
    [ 535 ] Sol Invictus: Because he was in the original.
    [ 536 ] LaZodiac: well there egoes the mo
    [ 539 ] LaZodiac: one cartridge left
    [ 531 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 532 ] Sol Invictus: And, well, we never see the body.
    [ 533 ] LaZodiac: yeah no he's
    [ 535 ] LaZodiac: he's dead
    [ 54:04 ] LaZodiac: also...yeah
    [ 54:06 ] Sol Invictus: I don't knooooow is all I'm saying.
    [ 541 ] LaZodiac: they're a little more split up than I'd like
    [ 544 ] LaZodiac: get together guys
    [ 549 ] LaZodiac: Staaan why'd you walk offff
    [ 548 ] Sol Invictus: Because IT is really good at misdirection.
    [ 542 ] LaZodiac: good point
    [ 542 ] LaZodiac: AAAH
    [ 544 ] LaZodiac: JESUS
    [ 55:02 ] LaZodiac: the flute lady is horrifying
    [ 551 ] LaZodiac: ...
    [ 552 ] LaZodiac: Stan D:
    [ 554 ] LaZodiac: OH NOOO
    [ 556 ] LaZodiac: OH JESUS
    [ 559 ] LaZodiac: oh gogdg he's alive
    [ 550 ] LaZodiac: OH GOGD
    [ 552 ] LaZodiac: HEY RICHIE
    [ 554 ] LaZodiac: IS SHE HOT?????
    [ 551 ] LaZodiac: pfffth
    [ 553 ] Sol Invictus: Yeah, I thought he was ****ed too first time I saw this.
    [ 557 ] LaZodiac: Pennywise sliding out in his clown form just to be like
    [ 550 ] LaZodiac: "heeey"
    [ 552 ] Sol Invictus: And good callback. =p
    [ 555 ] Sol Invictus: And yes.
    [ 554 ] LaZodiac: ...Geeeorgie
    [ 556 ] LaZodiac: Bill no
    [ 557 ] LaZodiac: BILL NO
    [ 56:02 ] LaZodiac: ...okay at least he took the spikegun
    [ 56:09 ] LaZodiac: BILL NO
    [ 563 ] LaZodiac: god poor Stan though
    [ 564 ] LaZodiac: that's...
    [ 566 ] LaZodiac: that's gonna leave a mark
    [ 561 ] LaZodiac: or dozen
    [ 565 ] LaZodiac: I do like that as soon as most of the kids showed up, It ran off
    [ 568 ] LaZodiac: it knows
    [ 561 ] LaZodiac: and...found the nest.
    [ 565 ] LaZodiac: with Bev, floatin'
    [ 565 ] Sol Invictus: Also, I think Pennywise is like the definition of Rakdos.
    [ 568 ] LaZodiac: but not dead dead
    [ 563 ] LaZodiac: just Floating
    [ 568 ] LaZodiac: and yeah he's...chaos in carnate
    [ 575 ] LaZodiac: the only caveat I'd put in is that the focus on fear feels Dimir to me
    [ 576 ] LaZodiac: also god Bill
    [ 570 ] LaZodiac: Bill you know it's a trick
    [ 571 ] LaZodiac: ...but then
    [ 571 ] LaZodiac: no
    [ 572 ] LaZodiac: he
    [ 576 ] LaZodiac: he does think he's brother is alive
    [ 570 ] Sol Invictus: True.
    [ 571 ] LaZodiac: and seeing BEv is alive proves it to him
    [ 576 ] LaZodiac: HII CORPSES
    [ 570 ] LaZodiac: JESUS
    [ 584 ] Sol Invictus: I think I'll actually agree with you and say Dimir based on a part you haven't seen.
    [ 583 ] LaZodiac: I find it interesting that Pennywise just had to convince Georgie to NOT be afraid to get him in, because he's young enough?
    [ 586 ] LaZodiac: if that makes sense
    [ 582 ] LaZodiac: Bev's okay!
    [ 583 ] LaZodiac: maybe!
    [ 595 ] LaZodiac: I'm glad their reaction was that that was weird
    [ 599 ] LaZodiac: and also glad it worked
    [ 595 ] LaZodiac: because they do have a connection
    [ 598 ] LaZodiac: and group hug
    [ 590 ] LaZodiac: way better than group sex on the one girl who's raped by her Dad as a character trait
    [ 591 ] LaZodiac: and...yeah
    [ 593 ] LaZodiac: Bill
    [ 595 ] LaZodiac: Bill come back
    [ 593 ] LaZodiac: oh god
    [ 595 ] LaZodiac: his missing arm
    [ 597 ] LaZodiac: that's sad.
    [:06 ] LaZodiac: jesus It is good at this.
    [9 ] LaZodiac: ...you know
    [1 ] Sol Invictus: He made one little mistake.
    [4 ] LaZodiac: yup
    [5 ] Sol Invictus: And if he hadn't.
    [8 ] Sol Invictus: It might have worked.
    [9 ] LaZodiac: "She Geoergia. We call boats she"
    [1 ] LaZodiac: it might of
    [4 ] LaZodiac: the other thing is that it definitely is giving him the closure he needs
    [0 ] LaZodiac: this is the thing he needs to get over this
    [8 ] LaZodiac: which is gonna give him the strength to kill It with his friends
    [12:01:02 ] LaZodiac: he's gonna pull the gun on him
    [12:013 ] LaZodiac: Bill no
    [12:014 ] LaZodiac: do it
    [12:015 ] LaZodiac: Do it
    [12:018 ] LaZodiac: hell yeah
    [12:019 ] LaZodiac: do it Billy
    [12:013 ] LaZodiac: "but you're not Georgia"
    [12:010 ] LaZodiac: DEAD
    [12:011 ] LaZodiac: well
    [12:013 ] LaZodiac: wounded anyway
    [12:011 ] LaZodiac: they still need to hit him on the inside mouth
    [12:013 ] Sol Invictus: So, yeah, that's the part I was referring to.
    [12:015 ] LaZodiac: god the little flopping arm as it grows an arm
    [12:019 ] LaZodiac: but yeah that's very Dimir
    [12:02:07 ] Sol Invictus: Because it's not just that It ****s with them, it's how.
    [12:02:07 ] LaZodiac: ...that's both horrifying and hilarious all at once
    [12:022 ] LaZodiac: "KILL IT NOW KILL IT!"
    [12:026 ] Sol Invictus: And how it WAITED to transform.
    [12:021 ] LaZodiac: god the cockeyed eyes are nuts
    [12:027 ] LaZodiac: doesn't matter that it's not loaded
    [12:020 ] LaZodiac: it's the act
    [12:022 ] LaZodiac: they're showing no fear
    [12:025 ] LaZodiac: that hurt it!
    [12:029 ] LaZodiac: I think
    [12:021 ] LaZodiac: uh oh
    [12:023 ] LaZodiac: bit the gun
    [12:020 ] LaZodiac: OW
    [12:022 ] LaZodiac: that hurt
    [12:024 ] Sol Invictus: To be fair, the impact had to help a bit.
    [12:026 ] LaZodiac: yeah
    [12:03:07 ] LaZodiac: this is also a surprisingly good fight scene all things considered.
    [12:033 ] LaZodiac: "let him go!"
    [12:034 ] LaZodiac: "No!"
    [12:031 ] LaZodiac: I like that It thinks this will work
    [12:036 ] LaZodiac: I'll feast on your flesh as I feed on your feeeear
    [12:038 ] LaZodiac: ooooor
    [12:030 ] LaZodiac: you'll just leave us be
    [12:031 ] Sol Invictus: "Oooooooor."
    [12:039 ] LaZodiac: I'll take him...and ONLY him, and I'll have my looong rest
    [12:04:04 ] LaZodiac: until old age takes you back to the weeeeeds
    [12:04:08 ] LaZodiac: and Bill tries to sacrifice himself
    [12:048 ] LaZodiac: ****in' told you Bill, I don't want to die.
    [12:048 ] LaZodiac: you pucnhed me in the face, made me walk in ****ty water, took me to a crack head house
    [12:049 ] LaZodiac: and now
    [12:044 ] LaZodiac: I'm gonna have to kill THIS ****ING CLOWN
    [12:048 ] LaZodiac: WELCOME TO THE LOSERS CLUB *******
    [12:05:00 ] Sol Invictus: I'm going to have to KILL THIS ****ING CLOWN
    [12:05:01 ] LaZodiac: ARMS
    [12:05:03 ] LaZodiac: ARMS OUT OF MOUTH
    [12:05:07 ] LaZodiac: SLICED OFF
    [12:05:09 ] LaZodiac: EAT ****
    [12:050 ] LaZodiac: hah
    [12:055 ] LaZodiac: it's trying to put on all their fears at once
    [12:057 ] LaZodiac: CRAB CLAWS
    [12:058 ] LaZodiac: Niec
    [12:053 ] LaZodiac: nice reference to the original movie
    [12:058 ] LaZodiac: and stabbeed in the stomach!
    [12:054 ] LaZodiac: oh DEAR
    [12:056 ] LaZodiac: that's creepy
    [12:059 ] LaZodiac: also
    [12:052 ] LaZodiac: I like that it's blood floats
    [12:058 ] LaZodiac: we DO all float down here
    [12:054 ] LaZodiac: gross
    [12:057 ] LaZodiac: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
    [12:06:01 ] LaZodiac: nice on Eddy
    [12:06:04 ] LaZodiac: ...JESUS
    [12:06:06 ] Sol Invictus: Yeah, but even Eddy isn't afraid of it.
    [12:06:06 ] LaZodiac: GOD
    [12:06:09 ] LaZodiac: he had that coming
    [12:062 ] LaZodiac: he had that coming _hard
    [12:063 ] Sol Invictus: And yeah, he did.
    [12:067 ] LaZodiac: ...goodness
    [12:060 ] LaZodiac: he spit out the remainder of that pie
    [12:062 ] LaZodiac: the rest's in him
    [12:064 ] LaZodiac: "she wasn't afraid. And we aren't either"
    LaZodiac: now you're the one who's afraid
    LaZodiac: cause you're gonna starve
    LaZodiac: and I mean also die
    LaZodiac: hopefully
    LaZodiac: yum
    LaZodiac: true form time
    LaZodiac: maybe?
    LaZodiac: he's...crumbling
    LaZodiac: "Fear"
    LaZodiac: I really hope that's not meant to be an attempt at a sequel hook as an aside
    LaZodiac: and I hope It is dead dead
    LaZodiac: oh no
    LaZodiac: Georgie's windbreaker
    LaZodiac: ooh
    LaZodiac: Bev saw a vision of the future
    LaZodiac: of them as adults in the cistern again, very afraid
    LaZodiac: Swear, if It isn't dead...if It ever comes back. We'll come back too.
    LaZodiac: okay so it's probably a sequel hook of sorts for the adult half of the book maybe?
    LaZodiac: BLOOD OATH
    LaZodiac: if it's not dead...we'll kill it if it shows up again.
    Sol Invictus: You could have done it with something more pleasant than a broken piece of glass you found on the ground, guys.
    LaZodiac: "I gotta go. Kinda killed my dad"
    LaZodiac: "I hate you." ubut in that friend way.
    LaZodiac: yeaaaah
    LaZodiac: I ble Steve for that one
    LaZodiac: awe, that's sweet
    LaZodiac: sudden kiss!
    LaZodiac: that's really sweet too
    Sol Invictus: Yup.
    LaZodiac: though I think she and Benny might fit better?
    Sol Invictus: Agreed.
    LaZodiac: I don't know. Either way it's kinda cute still.
    LaZodiac: ...the music is just a little off and it's putting me on edge.
    LaZodiac: and so
    LaZodiac: It ends
    LaZodiac: Chapter One
    LaZodiac: dun dun duuun

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    Chess Question:

    Can a bottom tier chess player beat a top tier chess player? If so, how?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    Chess Question:

    Can a bottom tier chess player beat a top tier chess player? If so, how?
    The rules of chess do not include any asymmetry beyond who goes first. Therefore it's always theoretically possible. However, given that chess also includes no randomness (except possibly who goes first, depending on how that's decided), it's not very likely. The most likely possibilities: One or both of the players has been inaccurately ranked, or the favored player is having an off day, going easy, distracted, under restrictions (speed chess, multiple simultaneous games, blindfolded play), or otherwise not playing as well as they might.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qwertystop View Post
    The rules of chess do not include any asymmetry beyond who goes first. Therefore it's always theoretically possible. However, given that chess also includes no randomness (except possibly who goes first, depending on how that's decided), it's not very likely. The most likely possibilities: One or both of the players has been inaccurately ranked, or the favored player is having an off day, going easy, distracted, under restrictions (speed chess, multiple simultaneous games, blindfolded play), or otherwise not playing as well as they might.
    Ok. Well you as some people may or may not know me, I play chess and I've happen to be a bottom tier chess player. Don't get me wrong I have beaten so many easy chess player in my lifetime. And I have beaten a few chess skilled and experienced chess players (usually by blunders and surprised powerful chess moves which rarely happen.) And at other times I get my butt whooped by grandmasters level chess players. So by telling you how well I play I might be a low tier chess player.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    Chess Question:

    Can a bottom tier chess player beat a top tier chess player? If so, how?
    In my experience, "bottom tier" means you don't know how the pieces move.

    So... no.

    (Though I'm also told a terrible swordsman is in fact so bad that they can do things that catch the professional off guard. Something similar could happen with chess.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qwertystop View Post
    The rules of chess do not include any asymmetry beyond who goes first. Therefore it's always theoretically possible. However, given that chess also includes no randomness (except possibly who goes first, depending on how that's decided), it's not very likely. The most likely possibilities: One or both of the players has been inaccurately ranked, or the favored player is having an off day, going easy, distracted, under restrictions (speed chess, multiple simultaneous games, blindfolded play), or otherwise not playing as well as they might.
    It's also not unknown for a newer player to get into an advantageous position and the experienced player to forfeit as they would against an equal opponent in this position despite being able to turn the match back around if they continued. They're too used to being 'defeated' at a point before the endgame to consider that there's still a good chance of victory if they continue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    Chess Question:

    Can a bottom tier chess player beat a top tier chess player? If so, how?
    In theory, yes. In practice, no.
    It's certainly possible for a lower tier player to beat a higher tier player, but specifying 'bottom' and 'top' means I'm envisioning someone who knows how the pieces move and not much else being pitted against a World Championship candidate, and the skill disparity is just too vast to ever expect an upset there.
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    A few days ago, the 10th anniversary of my joining this place came and went. What a wild ride it has been, with many names that have come and gone like waves on the shore and many that yet remain. It is even the same with my own self, whom in looking back ten years I could barely recognize.

    Though it be still the morning here, it's five o'clock somewhere. Somebody drink a toast with me.
    Well. What a pleasant surprise. How have you been, old boy?

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    Well. What a pleasant surprise. How have you been, old boy?

    It is, in fact, past five here. Don't need to tell me twice.
    Hello handsome. *clink* The last two years have been messy, but I'm on my feet. Doing well yourself?

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    Oh, wow, the prodigal budgie returns. Or something like that. What's been up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    A few days ago, the 10th anniversary of my joining this place came and went. What a wild ride it has been, with many names that have come and gone like waves on the shore and many that yet remain. It is even the same with my own self, whom in looking back ten years I could barely recognize.

    Though it be still the morning here, it's five o'clock somewhere. Somebody drink a toast with me.
    I'll drink to that Knees. Nice to see you again.

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    Default Re: Dark Shadow's Surprisingly Well-Lit Random Banter #217

    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    A few days ago, the 10th anniversary of my joining this place came and went. What a wild ride it has been, with many names that have come and gone like waves on the shore and many that yet remain. It is even the same with my own self, whom in looking back ten years I could barely recognize.

    Though it be still the morning here, it's five o'clock somewhere. Somebody drink a toast with me.
    *finishes off the last of her soft red wine, clinks her glass against everyone elses.*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    A few days ago, the 10th anniversary of my joining this place came and went. What a wild ride it has been, with many names that have come and gone like waves on the shore and many that yet remain. It is even the same with my own self, whom in looking back ten years I could barely recognize.

    Though it be still the morning here, it's five o'clock somewhere. Somebody drink a toast with me.
    10TH ANNIVERSARY FOR YOU, 100TH OF INDEPENDENCE FOR FINLAND!

    I might've been consuming beer. Celebrations, celebrations!

    I've missed you so bad
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    aah yes, alligators
    the most anime of creatures
    ~Extended Signature~

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    Quote Originally Posted by FinnLassie View Post
    10TH ANNIVERSARY FOR YOU, 100TH OF INDEPENDENCE FOR FINLAND!

    I might've been consuming beer. Celebrations, celebrations!

    I've missed you so bad
    Don't you prefer some "sangria" :P

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