And we're zany to the max!
So just sit back and relax, you'll laugh to the max
Come join the Warner Brothers (and the Warner Sister Dot!)
Just for fun they run around the Warner movie lot.
They lock them in the tower, whenever they get caught!
But they break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot!
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe!
Goodfeathers flock together, Slappy whacks them with her purse!
Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse.
The writers flipped, we have no script, why bother to reherse?
We have pay or play contracts.
We're zany to the max
there's baloney in our slacks!
We're Animany! Totally insane-y
(A Werewolf Game-y!)
Those are the facts!
At the Warner Brothers Studio...
"So you see Mr. Plotz, these cartoons are getting far out of hand! They're out of control and FAR too inappropriate for any decent children! There's violence in every scene, crude humor, innuendo, and most of them aren't wearing any pants!"
"Well, if the Network wants them gone, be my guest! I've been trying to de-zanytize them for years!"
"What's been the problem?"
"They're Toons! You can't go anywhere near them without having them drop anvils, or stuff dynamite down your pants! You simply can not CONTROL them!"
"Sounds like you'll have to catch them off guard. And thankfully, I know of just the device that will help us..."
At Acme Labs...
"Now Pinky, pay attention. This is the Toon-o-tron 5000. We will take this device to all the world's leader, disguise it as a mechanical political analyst, and use it on them. Once the entire global leadership is reduced to silly cartoons, no one will think twice about a lab rat running for office. Now-"
"Stop right there! We're from the Network!"
"OOooooh.... the Network, poit! Ooh! Ooh! Do more reruns of Lavern and Shirley! I love that show, narf!"
"Quiet Pinky. What do you want?"
"We're taking this device from you! You are corrupting this nation's youth by promoting meglomania and cruelty to fellow animals!"
"Preposterous! You can't - hey! Come back here you thieving philistines! ... Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so Brain, but why would anyone want to pierce Brosnan?"
"No Pinky, we're going to have to get that device back by tomorrow night?"
"What we gonna do tomorrow night Brain?"
"The same thing we do every night Pinky.... TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
"We're going to need help though Brain."
"Amazing as it is, you're probably right Pinky..."
Later at the Water Tower...
"Fellow Cartoon! I, Yakko, stand before you... because if I stood behind you, you couldn't see me."
"No, we come bringing dire news! We have been informed by our two small diminutive friends here, that the Network is attempting to infiltrate our ranks! They come to tone us down and make us 'politically correct' and 'children safe'! In short, they want to turn us into the Teletubbies. So we must find them! Wherever there is trouble, we'll be there! Wherever there is injustice, we'll be there! Wherever there is candy..."
"We'll be there a lot quicker!"
It is now DAY 1
-54 hours remain-
Yakko: Fast talker - Yakko may redirect any action at him on the upcoming day/night at another player of his choice by PMing the narrators with his choice at night. Does not redirect kills. Wakko: Extreme eater - Eat's the Xth person to post's point the upcoming day, where X is chosen by Wakko at Night. Dot: The Cute One - The point of the player of Dot's choosing is changed to match Dot's. May not target the same person twice in a row. Brain: One is a genius... - Seer Pinky: ...the other's insane! - Fool Slappy Squirrel: Dangerously Genre Savvy - Baner Goodfeathers: Birds of a feather - Masons Toons - Villagers
Network Censors - Wolves Thadeus Plots: CEO - Devil Ralph the security guard - Evil voider
But that's not all! There's no way we can leave out everyone else! So we have Guest Stars! At the start of the game, random players will be given numbered 'tokens'. Tokens may be given away during the night, and be stolen! Each token (secretly at first) corresponds to a Guest Star role. Each day phase, the players vote in blue for the Guest Star they want to 'cameo'. The next day/night, the person with the appropriate token gains a one-time ability! Tokens may be given away during the night, or be stolen during the day. A token is stolen by being the first player not currently holding a token to point at a token holder. Only one token per person allowed, no 'tag-backs'. Tokens held by a player that dies are randomly redistributed. A guest star that successfully cameos must wait two days before being allowed to be voted for a cameo again.
Skippy: Sidekick Nephew - May double someone's point Mindy & Buttons: Badly Battered Babysitter - May redirect up to three points from someone else onto himself per day. Dr. Scratchansniff: Staff Shrink - May learn who currently holds a specific Guest Star token. The Mime: It's Mime Time - Mimics the actions of target player, if any, at another player of his choice. Mr. Skullhead: Good Idea / Bad Idea - Makes his point 3 for that day, but starts off with 2 points against him the following day. Hello Nurse: Heloooooo NURSE! - Voider Minerva Mink: Gorgerous Mink - Minerva may take one player 'out of play' for a day. That person may not point, be pointed at, use actions, or be targeted by actions for that cycle. Rita & Runt: - May either have Rita sing a beautiful song and reduce all points at the player by two, or have Runt be clumsy and secretly point at someone else in addition to their normal point. Chicken Boo: He's a chicken I tell 'ya! - May disguise himself to scry as the role of his choosing. The next cycle, a player of his choosing receives the same disguise.
Aemoh: Lynched Day 1 - Toon Blue Umbrella: Censored Night 3 - Goodfeather
Dallas Dakota DarkComet: Lynched Day 3 - Toon Deathslayer7: Censored Night 1 - Toon Duos: Lynched Day 8 - Thadeus Plotz
Fin Iceddragons: Censored Night 2 - Pinky/Brain Lex-kat: Lynched Day 5 - Toon Lizard Lord: Lynched Day 10 - Toon
Lord Rod Malmagor Andrigal: Lynched Day 6 - Yakko Mangosta71: Censored Night 10 - Toon Mordokai: Censored Night 6 - Goodfeather Murska: Censored Night 7 - Slappy Squirrel Mustiado: Lynched Day 2 - Pinky/Brain
Reinholdt Shadow: Lynched Day 4 - Toon
Shadowcaller Supagoof: Censored Night 8 - Dot Thes Hunter: Lynched Day 9 - Toon TwoBitWriter: Lynched Day 7 - Network Censor Uncle Festy: Censored Night 5 - Goodfeather Vampiric: Autolynched Day 10 - Toon
Wolflord Zar Peter: Censored Night 9 - Wakko
Random Notes, Rules, and Details:
1) I reserve the right to drop rocks on anyone that ticks me off.
2) Autolynch is set at a generous three days of inactivity
3) Timers are 48 hour days and 24 nights
4) Posting PMs from the Narrator is frowned upon
5) When a player with a token dies, his token will be revealed and redistributed randomly
6) Tokens given away will take effect at the end of the phase but do not take precedence over steals
A new story updating Mondays. Check it out from the start
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Last edited by PhantomFox : 02-04-2009 at 05:24 PM.
GOOD IDEA: Pointing randomly on day one. I'll go for Malmagor Andrigal
Bad IDEA: Randomly selecting guest stars on day one. (specifically Minerva Minx and Hello Nurse as their abilities are more likely to prevent one of the six pro-town power roles from using their ability than they are to stop Thadeus Plotz or Ralph the security guard. It would probably be safer to go for somebody who affects points, like Skippy or Mr. Skullhead)
Avatar by Vulion. Vectored by me.
Well, Pinky. Even though we normally fail at taking over the world, this time, it has been taken from us. Therefore, using the Vampiric/Cristo Debacle over the Murska Constant, and keeping the Rule of Shadow as the constant, I believe that this time, we can actually succeed, because our plan has already failed, even though we hadn't begun it!
With that, Pinky, I believe we should start our search at Iceddragons' place, as he can tell us what, on our list, is a good idea or a bad idea!
Also, I think that Chicken Boo should be turning up about now...
Duos is still wondering why a chicken is running a WW game. He also is pointing at *spins pointy finger-o-doom* Murska, because his random first day point is a good time to get vengeful pointing out of the way. He also wants Chicken Boo to go away and leave the narrations in peace.
You know, if I get Day 1'd again, I'm not going to play these games anymore. Because evidently, you get a bunch of angry players when you win games and you get killed off in other games because of it. I already got revenge lynched in SEU II for crying out loud.