The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
Now, don't lets have anything happen to this thread. We also discussed nicknames. And now it's time to change songs. What should this thread's theme music be?
Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Originally Posted by Recaiden
Now, don't lets have anything happen to this thread. We also discussed nicknames. And now it's time to change songs. What should this thread's theme music be?
Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
I've been told that I made this too early but please don't eat me because I have to go in about five minutes and I really really wanted an RB thread for my own.
>.>
Also I adore my nickname, Rutsy.
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Originally Posted by Rutskarn
Yes, it is.
It's really more the "These are my friends now" part I'm focusing on.
I know, I was just stating that the song itself was better. I wasn't referencing your ability to make multi-layered musical reflections of the current situation.
Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
Hell yes I am totally a trendsetter. I feel important right now, and like swearing a lot. Which is totally weird since I've been stuffing myself with rainbowflesh the past few minutes.
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See the rainbowflesh, EAT the rainbowflesh, BELIEVE THE RAINBOWFLESH!
Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
At work, we have a collection of chocolates bought in bulk and sold through a communal honesty tin. Someone for some reason bought some Skittles. The chocolates box is now completely empty save for the Skittles as no one will buy them.
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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I know, I was just stating that the song itself was better. I wasn't referencing your ability to make multi-layered musical reflections of the current situation.
Good. Because you KNOW that's my pride and joy.
Or maybe it's not at all. Either situation is plausible.
Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Originally Posted by Rawhide
At work, we have a collection of chocolates bought in bulk and sold through a communal honesty tin. Someone for some reason bought some Skittles. The chocolates box is now completely empty save for the Skittles as no one will buy them.
Put a label saying "Rainbowflesh: $5" on them, and they'll sell like hotcakes.
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Originally Posted by Rawhide
At work, we have a collection of chocolates bought in bulk and sold through a communal honesty tin. Someone for some reason bought some Skittles. The chocolates box is now completely empty save for the Skittles as no one will buy them.
I require all to be burnt at the stake as heretics unless they all partake of the rainbowflesh.
I am so not going to be able to sleep tonight. Too much liquid rainbowflesh in my veins.
@xNadia: That is totally gonna replace my quote now. If that's ok with you.
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