Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124 - Page 2

Destro_Yersul · 07-30-2009, 01:57 PM

I saw a bumper sticker once that said "I may get older, but I'll never grow up." I would have bought it if I had a car to put it on.

Alteran · 07-30-2009, 02:00 PM

Aww, my thread-time is over. I guess I'll have to wait (how long did I guess, almost two years?) a long time until the next one, but my day will come. Again.

I am most certainly not mature enough to be an adult. I mean, I'm not an adult, but I doubt things will get any better in the 25 months until I am.

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Originally Posted by Captain Happy

I obviously disagree with this assessment of the situation. Subliminal messages don't belong in RB
being an hypocrite is fun

White text doesn't count as subliminal, does it? I'd think it's just hidden. For a subliminal message you'd need people to notice it and take in the information without realizing that they are.

Cyrano · 07-30-2009, 02:00 PM

^^The solution, obviously, is put it on your tricycle.
Seriously, sometimes people just don't get it.

Dragonprime · 07-30-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by D'anna Biers

^^The solution, obviously, is put it on your tricycle.
Seriously, sometimes people just don't get it.

Or on your rear. That's a sort of "bumper."

Cyrano · 07-30-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dragonprime

Or on your rear. That's a sort of "bumper."

Far more likely to be your front.

Rutskarn · 07-30-2009, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by D'anna Biers

Far more likely to be your front.

You're a bad, bad, bad person.

Jeeps, we've been pretty damn ribald here lately.

Cyrano · 07-30-2009, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rutskarn

You're a bad, bad, bad person.

You're adorable.

Tamburlaine · 07-30-2009, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by D'anna Biers

You're adorable.

Seconded. Rutskarn is adorable.

Neko Toast · 07-30-2009, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Tamburlaine

Seconded. Rutskarn is adorable.

Really? You think so? He doesn't seem like he's all that cuddly, though...

Cyrano · 07-30-2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Slayer Draco

Really? You think so? He doesn't seem like he's all that cuddly, though...

You just gotta stroke him the right way.

Phase · 07-30-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by D'anna Biers

You just gotta stroke him the right way.

If you know what I mean.

Neko Toast · 07-30-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Phase

If you know what I mean.

... *facepalm*

I suppose I should have seen this coming.

Cyrano · 07-30-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Phase

If you know what I mean.

Listen, Phase, there is such a thing as subtlety, okay? That's when I say, "Baby I know how to make you feel goooood" and then DON'T follow up with "...with naked humpings," EVEN THOUGH WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S THE OUTCOME. And, because I'm saying this on the internet, so does everyone else.

It's okay, we could never hide our love for long anyway, Phase.

Destro_Yersul · 07-30-2009, 02:33 PM

Oh, so it's innuendo you want, is it? Well, give me some time, I'm sure I can come up with something good.

Or I could just say 'screw it' and try to think of ways to turn off the sun for a bit.

Rutskarn · 07-30-2009, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Destro_Yersul

Or I could just say 'screw it' and try to think of ways to turn off the sun for a bit.

With naked humpings.

Tiger Duck · 07-30-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Destro_Yersul

Oh, so it's innuendo you want, is it? Well, give me some time, I'm sure I can come up with something good.

Or I could just say 'screw it' and try to think of ways to turn off the sun for a bit.

I'm thinking heavy duty jet engines bolted on the moon and some kind of remote.

Edit: or you know With naked humpings. tsss

Cyrano · 07-30-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rutskarn

With naked humpings.

God...DAMN it. He said 'screw it'! Right there in his post! I had a brilliant line, and you went and ruined it.

You're just the absolute most inFURIATING individual I have ever had the mis- aw, no, don't look like that! Awww! No! Really, I'm sorry, I, I didn't mean it, it's okay, I didn't mean it, I've just had a, a tough day at work. C'mere, just let me ruffle your hair, you're a GOOD poster, yes you are! Yeeeeees you are!

Neko Toast · 07-30-2009, 02:38 PM

... Okay, the five year old in me must have turned off, because I'm rolling my eyes instead of giggling. I'll be back later when either A) the five year old turns on again, or B) the humor in the thread is less... immature.

Tamburlaine · 07-30-2009, 02:40 PM

If someone adopts "With naked humpings" as their catchphrase, I think I'd scream.

Cristo Meyers · 07-30-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Tamburlaine

If someone adopts "With naked humpings" as their catchphrase, I think I'd scream.

It could be worse. It could become the next "that's what she said."

Cyrano · 07-30-2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristo Meyers

It could be worse. It could become the next "that's what she said."

How is that WORSE? I didn't make "that's what she said." This could only be way better, by default.

Phase · 07-30-2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by D'anna Biers

This could only be way better, by default.

Better, and with naked humplings.

Cyrano · 07-30-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Phase

And with naked humplings.

Look, Phase, AGAIN, the subtlety thing? That was IMPLIED on the part of all the naked humpings.
Also what is a humpling plox

Player_Zero · 07-30-2009, 02:44 PM

What about me, am I adorable?

Heh. As if I need to ask. Of course I'm adorable. And loveable.

Neko Toast · 07-30-2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

What about me, am I adorable?

Heh. As if I need to ask. Of course I'm adorable. And loveable.

You're a skeleton with a top hat and an afro. How is it not adorable?

Tamburlaine · 07-30-2009, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

What about me, am I adorable?

Heh. As if I need to ask. Of course I'm adorable. And loveable.

Your ego looks as though it would be fun to stroke and cuddle.

Also, I think a humpling is like a snotling, but more, uh, raunchy.

Phase · 07-30-2009, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by D'anna Biers

Look, Phase, AGAIN, the subtlety thing? That was IMPLIED on the part of all the naked humpings.

I realize, so I put it in noun form.

Everyone reading this is now a humpling, naked or otherwise.

Cyrano · 07-30-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Slayer Draco

You're a skeleton with a top hat and an afro. How is it not adorable?

I always assumed that was a miasma.
I'd still hit it.
Phase may I say I don't know what they are but humplings sound delicious.

Cristo Meyers · 07-30-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Slayer Draco

You're a skeleton with a top hat and an afro. How is it not adorable?

And the pirate king, if I remember correctly.

Player Zero: king of the pirates, king...of our hearts.

...or at the very least tyrant and overlord of our souls, whichever's more convienent at the time.

Rutskarn · 07-30-2009, 02:47 PM

Right, that's it. I'm definitely including a race called Humplings into my next D&D campaign.

And just to screw with the PCs, they'll be genderless recluses who hate all life and have the power to rip out souls with a touch. Who's laughing now, Frito?