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Old 07-30-2009, 03:53 PM   Top  -  End  -  #91
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...wow, I haven't told a joke that forced in a looooooooooooooooooooooooong time.

I'll be honest, I probably wouldn't have even noticed there was a joke if you hadn't said that.
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:58 PM   Top  -  End  -  #92
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I'll be honest, I probably wouldn't have even noticed there was a joke if you hadn't said that.
That's because it was only a joke in the sense that I was keeping myself amused. Not a lot to do round here come summertime, don'tcha know.
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:59 PM   Top  -  End  -  #94
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That's because it was only a joke in the sense that I was keeping myself amused. Not a lot to do round here come summertime, don'tcha know.
Round where?
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Round where?
Cranberry sauce, obviously. I mean, oh my GOD, have people here forgotten how to READ?
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So what is there to do in Cranberry Sauce in the winter?
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:03 PM   Top  -  End  -  #97
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Sit next to Turkies?
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So what is there to do in Cranberry Sauce in the winter?
Thanksgiving and Christmas.

It's traditional, see.
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:04 PM   Top  -  End  -  #99
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So what is there to do in Cranberry Sauce in the winter?
Very few people of note.
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So what is there to do in Cranberry Sauce in the winter?
Well, when it's too cold for pudding, cranberry sauce is getting to the perfect viscosity for naked food fights, assuming that it's the loose, whole-cranberries-included type of cranberry sauce and not the ridged cylindrical gourmet item which is cranberry jelly that holds its shape after schlorping out of the can.
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:06 PM   Top  -  End  -  #102
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Of course, I tend to forget 'cause I don't do the whole turkey thing. Also, D'anna, I thought you were advocating subtlety as of late?
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Of course, I tend to forget 'cause I don't do the whole turkey thing. Also, D'anna, I thought you were advocating subtlety as of late?
Well, for other people, sure.
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:07 PM   Top  -  End  -  #104
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Well, when it's too cold for pudding, cranberry sauce is getting to the perfect viscosity for naked food fights, assuming that it's the loose, whole-cranberries-included type of cranberry sauce and not the ridged cylindrical gourmet item which is cranberry jelly that holds its shape after schlorping out of the can.
Well, obviously.

Made on the stove...sugar, water, whole cranberries. Gotta clear all the people out, first, though, and then we have to wait for it to cool down a bit before we can go home.
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:12 PM   Top  -  End  -  #105
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What is the best kind of sauce, I wonder...
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What is the best kind of sauce, I wonder...
DUDE! I'm right here! Be sensitive!
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:19 PM   Top  -  End  -  #108
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Not everyone likes the place where they live. Like people who live in the past; the past sucks.
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Heeee.
Doctor's appointment today. FOund out I may have polycystisticalitis ovaries. Or something.
Hooray for potential sterility! Or hard times conceiving or something!
More research is needed.

Also: I'm getting my first ever blood test next Wednesday! Woohoo! By Offler, I've been at the doctors more times in the past four months than I have in the entire rest of my life combined.
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eum? I'm sorry to hear that?
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Indeed, my sympathies.
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Awkward.

Good luck, Curlit.
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Eep, that sounds pretty serious.

Be careful however of the blood tests... last time i had one the emptied my whole arm! :P
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Kids these days. They assume that just because the nice lady with the needle isn't sparkling, she isn't going to drain them for their vital essences. Vampire education in our schools! Supernatural identification kits for the under-tens! Free, anonymous garlic capsules available at the dispensary!
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Slayah's a werewulf? Hmm. I guess that explains all of the shaving creme I always see her buy...

...<_< >_> This is why I love Quincunx.

... Yeesh... I was just trying to impress the importance of... doctor's visits. I didn't mean to give you polycystic ovaries.
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Bwahahahahahaha, I just got artistic freedom on my brother's LARP shield. He had a request that I paint a Dragon Head onto it.
Bwahahahahaha, he has no idea!


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Bored... 'Out of my skull'? What does that even mean... ? Like, my head has been bored a hole through and my soft squishy brain meat has been stolen...

Either way, there's nothing to do.
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Bwahahahahahaha, I just got artistic freedom on my brother's LARP shield. He had a request that I paint a Dragon Head onto it.
Bwahahahahaha, he has no idea!
I think, on the whole, that's better for him. And us.
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Thanksgiving and Christmas.

It's traditional, see.
I always thought you were Australian and Cranberry was code for Canberra.
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Nope, she's just a hippie from the Pacific Northwest. Just south of the Pot Producing and Consuming capital of Canadia. Though do agree that Canberra makes me think of cranberries.

I'm not sure where she gets off thinking that she's a sauce and we're supposed to have any kind of knowledge of what kind of flavor she would have in order to claim sauce superiority over other sauces though...
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