Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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I suppose I'll learn by experience. Where can I find you, jolly fellow you?
Also, cucumber sandwiches = a waste of cucumbers and bread. Although I heartily suspect, with a healthy glug of hot sauce...
Tabasco makes everything better. Including ice cream.
Seriously.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
While peppers can be considered a mild aphrodisiac due to the dirty thoughts elicited by their shape and use and the whole increasing heat and blood flow to the lips and such, I would have to recommend against its use in the bedroom.
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Me has baby-want too. Why? WHY?!
Biology. I want on one level to impregnate a woman. Considering your biology is on a slightly accelerated timescale relative to mine that you experience desires for reproducing should practically be expected.
I mean, hell, I certainly am not ready to raise a child either emotionally or financially, but I still want to have one or a dozen depending upon opportunity and other things.
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+3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mud
Once again, I agree with DP.
I'm beginning to see a trend...
I think you guys spend too much time in each other's company.
Also: My parents sold my car and now my little brother has one and I don't. he keeps taking it to his friends' houses for hours on end and then I have to drive my mom's van. HATE!
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
That sucks.
On the bright side though, you now have a party van and a reason to not come home and instead socialize and get into whacky hijinks at college.
Hmm. Looks like I talk too much.
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+3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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I think you guys spend too much time in each other's company.
I've never even seen Mr. Mud in person...
Also, a funny thing happened an hour ago, involving tabasco sauce. It came up in conversation, and one of my friends very loudly says "Yeah, it really sucks when you get that stuff on your balls. It burns so much." Everyone looked at him quietly, until one of us actually went ahead and asked why the hell he put tabasco sauce on his balls. He refused to give an answer.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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I've never even seen Mr. Mud in person...
Also, a funny thing happened an hour ago, involving tabasco sauce. It came up in conversation, and one of my friends very loudly says "Yeah, it really sucks when you get that stuff on your balls. It burns so much." Everyone looked at him quietly, until one of us actually went ahead and asked why the hell he put tabasco sauce on his balls. He refused to give an answer.
You mean, you don't KNOW? mmblrbmmbmrlingratemmblrmbmmblr
In other news...
I EMERGE FROM BATTLE!
With words rather than crude swords we fought. An epic battle of skill, luck, and wit. To the victor went the spoils of bragging right, and the eternal soul of the loser! Zee with the Z on the triple letter score was overpowered by Imagines with a +50 bonus, but even that mighty blow was eventually overshadowed by Job, Oho and Jog simultaneously. Finally, after much warring and sparring... two entered the arena, and when the dust finally cleared on our mighty battlefield, only one remained. For I, bloodied, battered, but unbroken, stood vi- wait no I lost. 377-359, victory Player Zero. Yeah, no, it was an alright game. I guess. It wasn't truly epic or anything.
Well what I do know is that if you pour Goldbond powder on your balls it gives you a cool minty feeling.
>.>
<.<
Weird stuff happens in the boy scouts, ok?
Someone got into the poison ivy jockstrap routine, eh?
Good times.
Horribly scarring, sterility inducing times.
But good. Since I wasn't involved with it due to it happening three campsites over.
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+3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
Someone got into the poison ivy jockstrap routine, eh?
Good times.
Horribly scarring, sterility inducing times.
But good. Since I wasn't involved with it due to it happening three campsites over.
Actually, it was more of a "someone didn't want to get any chafing there, so he poured goldbond onto that area." This guy proceeded to tell the rest of the troop about it, after which half of us tried it. It was refreshing.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Oh my god. Goldbond cures all of my Jock itch... and I was about to post about it... after I read the Tabasco thing... Err... .
DP THIS IS WEIRD. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!
Well your answer is below.
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Shh, shh. It's okay. You're just in an episode of the Twilight Zone. He's not a real person...DP is Satan, alright? It's no big.
Quite simply, I am Satan. Lucifer. The devil. El diablo. The beast. Das Teufel. However you wish to refer to me. This is also why I'm more metal than you.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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This is also why I'm more metal than you.
Fair enough, but you're metal lower extremities far surpass those of the normal metal head. Mine, I think, are above average, but not quite that same calibur as yours.*
But I'm more crazierest than you, though.
*stabs with rusty craving knife.*
*Also, remember that time we had the Metallica Song-Off in an RB?
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Fair enough, but you're metal lower extremities far surpass those of the normal metal head. Mine, I think, are above average, but not quite that same calibur as yours.*
But I'm more crazierest than you, though.
*stabs with rusty craving knife.*
*Also, remember that time we had the Metallica Song-Off in an RB?
I do remember the song-off. As I recall, I win. It was the end of the line for you once you started using covers, and not songs originally written by Metallica.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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I do remember the song-off. As I recall, I win. It was the end of the line for you once you started using covers, and not songs originally written by Metallica.
There were no set rules... And let's not start this. Or else, I fear, I'll be the Hero of the Day.
And no! DeeRee don't go! We won't have a voice of reason anymore.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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I...think I should maybe leave this thread right now.
This is random banter, everyone here is disturbing at one point or another.
I'm trying to get a driver's license. Why? identification purposes primarily. I hate driving.
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Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
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Biology. I want on one level to impregnate a woman. Considering your biology is on a slightly accelerated timescale relative to mine that you experience desires for reproducing should practically be expected.
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