KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130 - Page 26

Cobra_Ikari · 10-06-2009, 02:04 PM

But...you can multitask thinking. It's not hard at all. None of those things cause the second thought to go away, you know?

Coidzor · 10-06-2009, 02:06 PM

Oh, sure, it persists for awhile, but eventually you allocate enough of your psionic and combat focus onto the task you've set yourself to until it consumes your mind completely and there are no currently allocatable resources available for the heresy to find succor in.

Nameless · 10-06-2009, 02:07 PM

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^: Nameless: You don't want to know. You. do. not. want. to. know.

Why not? Is it something scarey?

Coidzor · 10-06-2009, 02:12 PM

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Why not? Is it something scarey?

Quite probably. At the very least, methinks it's probably not board appropriate to contemplate for very long. So I just imagine him in a bloodstained clownsuit with a chainsaw on the bench next to his computer chair.

Nameless · 10-06-2009, 02:13 PM

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Quite probably. At the very least, methinks it's probably not board appropriate to contemplate for very long. So I just imagine him in a bloodstained clownsuit with a chainsaw on the bench next to his computer chair.

Wait, how would Cobra even be able to dress in all that? He's a snake.
... How does he even type?

Jack Squat · 10-06-2009, 02:14 PM

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... How does he even type?

The Hunt'n'Peck method.

Coidzor · 10-06-2009, 02:15 PM

The same way Alteran gets around despite being nothing but a cute cube.

Teleportation! It's the only solution to how cobra gets in and out of the box with no egress.

Nameless · 10-06-2009, 02:19 PM

But how does he even give all those snuggles? He doesn't have arms!
I demand answers!

Coidzor · 10-06-2009, 02:23 PM

Well, his grandmammy had unnatural and kinky relations with a boa constrictor, but don't tell his grandpappy that. As a result he's a coboaroa...

Nameless · 10-06-2009, 02:25 PM

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Well, his grandmammy had unnatural and kinky relations with a boa constrictor, but don't tell his grandpappy that. As a result he's a coboaroa...

But, wouldn't his hugs kill people? o_o
*stays away from Cobra*

Assassin89 · 10-06-2009, 02:29 PM

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But, wouldn't his hugs kill people? o_o
*stays away from Cobra*

Cobra probably knows restraint. He probably doesn't squeeze hard enough to cause suffocation.

arguskos · 10-06-2009, 02:31 PM

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Cobra probably knows restraint. He probably doesn't squeeze hard enough to cause suffocation.

You ever watch cobras eat? I fear Cobra hugs... *shudders* Nah, you're fine Cobra, I'm just mean :P

Nameless · 10-06-2009, 02:33 PM

But what kind of Cobra is he? *looks at fangs* ?Wouldn't want him biting me with those. e_e *ducked-tapes his mouth*

arguskos · 10-06-2009, 02:35 PM

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But what kind of Cobra is he? *looks at fangs* ?Wouldn't want him biting me with those. e_e *ducked-tapes his mouth*

Does it even matter?! Cobras don't typically give gentle squeezes, they go for blood, the big bad things. I don't trust 'em. It's like asking if you want a Saber-Tooth Tiger as a house pet. I mean, yeah, they're COOL and everything, but IT MIGHT EAT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. The risks just aren't worth it.

Though, if we placate the cobra with a mouse, perhaps it is then safe for a minor cuddle while it's distracted with food.

Dragonrider · 10-06-2009, 02:40 PM

Okay, so in like early 2007 I was really into Mika, listened to the album over and over for months (there are some albums you just do that with...it was one of them) and I just...looked up his new album...and...it's cotton candy pop but I want it. Bad.

Pyrian · 10-06-2009, 02:41 PM

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But...you can multitask thinking. It's not hard at all.

It's actually the default state of the mind, yes. However, it's not hard to change.

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None of those things cause the second thought to go away, you know?

The ingredient you are missing is focus.

Nameless · 10-06-2009, 02:42 PM

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Does it even matter?! Cobras don't typically give gentle squeezes, they go for blood, the big bad things. I don't trust 'em. It's like asking if you want a Saber-Tooth Tiger as a house pet. I mean, yeah, they're COOL and everything, but IT MIGHT EAT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. The risks just aren't worth it.

Though, if we placate the cobra with a mouse, perhaps it is then safe for a minor cuddle while it's distracted with food.

And you know... The side-factor of them being extinct 'n' all...

In other news, my hair is very silky today. *strokes*

arguskos · 10-06-2009, 02:44 PM

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Okay, so in like early 2007 I was really into Mika, listened to the album over and over for months (there are some albums you just do that with...it was one of them) and I just...looked up his new album...and...it's cotton candy pop but I want it. Bad.

Ahahahah, Mika. Fun stuff. I personally like the song Relax, Take It Easy.

As for albums that you can't get outta your ear, I've been digging about half of "Ready For the Weekend", Calvin Harris' new disc. Same with "Do You Want To Date My Avatar?" Ugh, that single is hard to stop hearing in my head.

@Nameless: eh, saber-toothed tigers are only extinct if you believe in FACTS and other such nonsense.

Dragonrider · 10-06-2009, 02:46 PM

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Ahahahah, Mika. Fun stuff. I personally like the song Relax, Take It Easy.

I like "Happy Ending". Which is a pretty depressing song.

arguskos · 10-06-2009, 02:49 PM

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I like "Happy Ending". Which is a pretty depressing song.

Yeaaaaaaaaaah. You should listen to "The Rain" by Calvin Harris. Why? Because EVERYONE SHOULD!!

Coidzor · 10-06-2009, 03:58 PM

Huh. That's... Cotton Candy Pop...

...

Do we need to put you out of your misery, Deary?

Moff Chumley · 10-06-2009, 05:41 PM

So, playground. What's happening?

billtodamax · 10-06-2009, 05:43 PM

I really want some fairy floss. I'm being kicked off the computer. I'm going to have a shower.

Coidzor · 10-06-2009, 05:47 PM

Fairy Floss? Is that cotton candy or a type of underwear?

It really could go both ways....

Thufir · 10-06-2009, 05:55 PM

My bathroom light is working again!
On the downside, there're problems with the rent payments and I was just informed yesterday that we've had a letter from the water company just sitting around for the past 2 weeks or so.

billtodamax · 10-06-2009, 06:05 PM

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Fairy Floss? Is that cotton candy or a type of underwear?

It really could go both ways....

'tis another name for cotton candy, yes. Also delicious.

Moff Chumley · 10-06-2009, 06:12 PM

Making it is incongruously painful, however.

V'icternus · 10-06-2009, 07:18 PM

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Fairy Floss? Is that cotton candy or a type of underwear?

It really could go both ways....

Hehehe... *Immature laughter*

Phase · 10-06-2009, 07:18 PM

I dunno about this "procrastination" thing. It seems to be bad for me.

Coidzor · 10-06-2009, 07:23 PM

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My bathroom light is working again!
On the downside, there're problems with the rent payments and I was just informed yesterday that we've had a letter from the water company just sitting around for the past 2 weeks or so.

Ow. Hope hopping to it doesn't end up too painful, mate.