Well That Was Unexpected Thread II: Now with 230% more lasers!

[Keios]

I bet it was lots of fun. But why TM 23?

[Starsign]

Well considering I've been following this thread silently for long enough, I figured I'd throw myself into the conversation as well.

For starters, I recognize the kobold in panel 11!

[Emperor Ing]

When totally random templates are needed i'll draw from what I have available. Sometimes this includes avatars and art i've made for RPG characters.

And Comic 521 is up.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[memnarch]

What was Godspeed before the change?

[Xaeo]

Anybody else having issues opening up comics 515,516, or 517? I'm finding them to be quite tiny and super blurry.

[memnarch]

Small and blurry for me too.

[Doorhandle]

Originally Posted by Emperor Ing

When totally random templates are needed i'll draw from what I have available. Sometimes this includes avatars and art i've made for RPG characters.

And Comic 521 is up.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

...okay, I mean really.

The Tzeench thing is headcanon for me now.
(Kinda makes sense for a paladin. I mean, he IS a god of hope...)

[TheDarkblade]

Originally Posted by memnarch

Small and blurry for me too.

Same for me

[Emperor Ing]

Originally Posted by memnarch

What was Godspeed before the change?

I would link to Comic 517 where Ahriman mentions a Magnezone that, in the following panel, can be vaguely seen being struck by his Bolt of Change. Now I would do that, unfortunately you are absolutely correct when you say that the comics are shrunk. I dunno about blurriness, but the comics weren't meant to be shrunk. Also 515 appears to suffer as well.

I can't imagine it's JUST these comics as well. I've uploaded many comics through imageshack in the past, though I can reupload any comic older than 340.

Right now i'm gonna experiment with other image hosting sites and see how that goes. Photobucket's been reliable for every non-enormous comic, but...

Comic 522 is not not-enormous.

Also, it's official. WTwU has fanon. I win.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Doorhandle]

Wow, that looked painful.

Or not, concidering that the entire sequence didn't have any effect even before reality revision.

[Emperor Ing]

The glitch pokemon of Gen 1 didn't have abilities, because abilities won't exist until Gen II and won't become an actual game mechanic until Gen III. I'm not saying these would be the abilities they would have if imported into a later-gen game, but i'm also not saying these AREN'T their abilities.

Comic 523 is up. No reason for lateness except I was busy as hell over the weekend.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Keios]

Judgement?

And I'm extremely puzzled at that bubble where Marnia Princess Marnia pronounced....Well, that glitch pokemon's name.

[Emperor Ing]

Judgment is the God-Pony Pokemon Arceus' signature move. Relatively speaking it's not a spectacular move, but it's got an extremely high damage/accuracy ratio and its name is just...awesome. Judgment. Hell yeah!
How §σ๕ ≡▼Φω came to learn that move, well, use your imagination.

Comic 524 is finally up
Unfortunately Sunkern is THE weakest pokemon. Bar-none.

Questions? Comments? Critique

[Hyoumu Yau]

I don't really understand why Rand is so enraged oO
Then again, I kind of forgot where he was before that and what he was doing.

Also, I tried to write out the name of the glitch Pokemon, and thats one possible way to do so:
Signumsectiōnissigmafive(triplebar/Qián?)nablaphiomega.
How can Princess Marnia pronounce that??

[HalfTangible]

Why is Ahriman's health bar still up in that last panel?

[Doorhandle]

Originally Posted by Hyoumu Yau

I don't really understand why Rand is so enraged oO
Then again, I kind of forgot where he was before that and what he was doing.

It's a boring legendary that almost allways appears on the spear-pillar stage in super smash brothers brawl.

I feel Rand's pain.

Spoiler

STUUUUUUPIIIIIIID BIIIIIIRRRRRRD!!!!!!!

[Emperor Ing]

I recall like several months ago, I was having an IRL friend help me identify this particular legendary. By the time we came across...IT...I automatically went into a rather...colorful tangent about the unpleasant things I am going to do to her.
I didn't intend this initially when I entered this micro-arc but I soon realized that sweet sweet SWEET VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE!!

However, nopony wants to read a comic about a sorcerer torturing a pokemon, so I had to.
Comic 525 is up.

And yes, there was an error in the last panel of 524. Thanks for spotting that Tangible.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Starsign]

Well, remind me to never anger a sorcerer or wizard. Did Rand take a dip in Barbarian so he could learn Rage?

[Keios]

Rage is a racial bonus of any sentient being. Barbarians just have it easier to tap into that inner power.

However, I want to note a lack of trauma in any of the observers, or the lack of body fluids coming out of their mouth. That means there was no truly horrifying torture coming from Rand, but just pure homicidal and brutal tension release.

I didn't know he was such a *****.

EDIT: I don't know how that swearing escaped me. Probably from trying to use it for humorous purposes. And, for the same reasons, I shall leave it un-edited.

[Emperor Ing]

Of course there's a lack of trauma in the observer. The observer is a 10,000+ year old Custodes whose more likely than not a veteran of the Great Crusade (i'm not saying he is but i'm not saying he isn't. Okay, he is, but that's not relevant.) He's probably very well jaded against such things.

Also, who's the star-star-star-star-star?

Comic 526. If there was any comic that I ever had an excuse for being late with, it is not this one, because it didn't even partially exist less than 3 hours ago.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[HalfTangible]

Originally Posted by Emperor Ing

Of course there's a lack of trauma in the observer. The observer is a 10,000+ year old Custodes whose more likely than not a veteran of the Great Crusade (i'm not saying he is but i'm not saying he isn't. Okay, he is, but that's not relevant.) He's probably very well jaded against such things.

Also, who's the star-star-star-star-star?

Comic 526. If there was any comic that I ever had an excuse for being late with, it is not this one, because it didn't even partially exist less than 3 hours ago.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

And then he spent almost 10K years guarding the palace of holy terra which, by his own admission, is boring as s***. You'd think that would un-jade someone

[Doorhandle]

Originally Posted by HalfTangible

And then he spent almost 10K years guarding the palace of holy terra which, by his own admission, is boring as s***. You'd think that would un-jade someone

Have you tried unblocking the toilet bowl of the golden throne? After sevreal centuries of buildup? The owner of which, I must add, is the Emperor, who has a diet made entirely of screaming pysker souls? Who hate plungers?

It's not pretty.


Poor shroom. Alas, he has not yet garnered enough hot blood to break the laws of physics.

[HalfTangible]

Originally Posted by Doorhandle

Have you tried unblocking the toilet bowl of the golden throne? After sevreal centuries of buildup? The owner of which, I must add, is the Emperor, who has a diet made entirely of screaming pysker souls? Who hate plungers?

It's not pretty.


Poor shroom. Alas, he has not yet garnered enough hot blood to break the laws of physics.

Originally Posted by Doorhandle

Have you tried unblocking the toilet bowl of the golden throne? After sevreal centuries of buildup? The owner of which, I must add, is the Emperor, who has a diet made entirely of screaming pysker souls? Who hate plungers?

It's not pretty.


Poor shroom. Alas, he has not yet garnered enough hot blood to break the laws of physics.

Souls are pure energy, they have no mass; how would they clog a toilet?!

[Starsign]

What happened here? Suddenly it got all quiet...

[Emperor Ing]

An unusually severe case of Real Life has delayed this comic to insane levels. My apologies, but I can GUARANTEE this comic will be made before today ends. Rest assured I am not in haitus and this comic is not dead.

[HalfTangible]

Question. How is there sunlight in the Astral plane for Hypa-whatsitsname to gather?

[Keios]

Seeing as to how Solar Beam works in any weather in the Pokemon Universe, and sunny day only makes it faster, I would say Solar Beam cares not if theres sunlight or not.

[Emperor Ing]

[billoreilly]I can use Solar Beam in caves.
You can't explain that. [/billoreilly]
Why is that blank executable so damn hard to find?!


As I said, after a week of getting through unholy levels of IRL stuff, 527 is done.
And I absolutely LOVE the Mechanicus Genesect design

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Doorhandle]

I take back the hot-blood statment.

[HalfTangible]

Different question. What kind of spears are the custodes using? Are those nemesis force weapons or something?