Il'deav Ilah'naie's Indiscreet Intimacies on Indigo Iceboats Random Banter #135 - Page 10

Alteran · 12-13-2009, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Coidzor

What is this R-E-S-P-E-C-T of which you speak?

Singing about respect while dancing on graves? Am I missing something in my sleep-deprived state?

Cobra_Ikari · 12-13-2009, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Alteran

Singing about respect while dancing on graves? Am I missing something in my sleep-deprived state?

Yes. You were not disturbed to find that the power of music can bring pets back to life. Or that in a universe of anthropomorphic animals, a kid has a sax-playing shoe as a pet.

Also, those doctors have some serious professionalism. >.>

Nameless · 12-13-2009, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Dragonprime

*pokes*

Posts that only have an action in them are forbidden in these parts.

Allow me to re-phrase;

I would also like to join in the hugging.

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Originally Posted by Perenelle

you can join huggling too!

*huggles*

HURRAY! *glomps*

Dr. Bath · 12-13-2009, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Coidzor

What is this R-E-S-P-E-C-T of which you speak?

Clever trick there, Rutsky...

Waitwaitwait.

Is that Agatha Heterodyne at 0:28? Or am I just being crazy?

Also: yesss. I now have three whole dice with me in Manchester! (two of which are shiny meetup dice)

Quincunx · 12-13-2009, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Alteran

Playground, it appears that I may soon be writing the comic "The Christmas Where Santa Was Too Drunk to Get out of Bed and so the Elves Built an Army of Breakdancing Robots to Save the Day". My friend will be illustrating.

Also, I can't tell if the capitalizing in that title is right. It feels off to me.

Proper title capitalization: The Christmas Where Santa Was Too Drunk to Get Out of Bed and So the Elves Built An Army of Breakdancing Robots to Save the Day

Sentence capitalization in the style of the 1750s (significant nouns only): The Christmas where Santa was too drunk to get out of Bed and so the Elves built an Army of Breakdancing Robots to save the Day

Capitalization in advertising style (verbs and verb phrases as well as proper nouns): The Christmas where Santa was too drunk to Get Out of Bed and so the elves Built an Army of breakdancing robots to Save the Day

The first example is proper modern English, but all of them have their charms. Choose your style.

Player_Zero · 12-13-2009, 09:03 AM

All is well.

My bed is no longer comparable to a slab of stone, I have internet and with it an inexhaustible supply of anime, games and general entertainment and most importantly I don't have to go anywhere or do anything.

Now all I need is a moon-fortress constructed of bone to achieve complete contentment.

Phaedra · 12-13-2009, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

All is well.

My bed is no longer comparable to a slab of stone, I have internet and with it an inexhaustible supply of anime, games and general entertainment and most importantly I don't have to go anywhere or do anything.

Now all I need is a moon-fortress constructed of bone to achieve complete contentment.

Back in the City of Dreams and Guns then, Zero? I'd say we should meet, but you'd have to leave your bed, internet and general entertainment and actually go somewhere and do something.

ION: I have a cold and I have to write a presentation, which I have to be videoed giving tomorrow. I just want to go to bed. Why won't life let me go to bed?

Assassin89 · 12-13-2009, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Bath

Waitwaitwait.

Is that Agatha Heterodyne at 0:28? Or am I just being crazy?

Also: yesss. I now have three whole dice with me in Manchester! (two of which are shiny meetup dice)

You're just being crazy. First off the orange haired girl does not have any signs of being a Spark.

As for the dice, are all of them d6?

Player_Zero · 12-13-2009, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Phaedra

Back in the City of Dreams and Guns then, Zero? I'd say we should meet, but you'd have to leave your bed, internet and general entertainment and actually go somewhere and do something.

And also I'm creepy as hell.

And where's my rape alarm anyway?

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Originally Posted by Phaedra

ION: I have a cold and I have to write a presentation, which I have to be videoed giving tomorrow. I just want to go to bed. Why won't life let me go to bed?

That's usually the point I give up and go to bed anyway. My way of thinking is that sleep is much more important than assigments and whatnot. Commitments and the like are just annoying intervals between sleeping, eating and internetting.

Jibar · 12-13-2009, 10:32 AM

Hey, I happen to like this city.

The Waterstones is huuuuge.

Player_Zero · 12-13-2009, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Jibar

Hey, I happen to like this city.

The Waterstones is huuuuge.

Huge? Eh. It's not that big. Where did you end up staying? Not anywhere near me I hope.

The resulting territorial war would kill every crow in all three thousand worlds afterall.

Jibar · 12-13-2009, 10:35 AM

In in a place in Clifton that's almost on campus with a bunch of guys I don't like.

Hopefully, I'll find somewhere else to live next year with people I do like.

Player_Zero · 12-13-2009, 10:37 AM

Oh dear. I could walk to Clifton.

It's not as nice as where I am though.

Phase · 12-13-2009, 10:41 AM

P_Z and Jibar, fighting it out for territory. I imagine some sort of jousting on the backs of Ostriches...

Player_Zero · 12-13-2009, 10:42 AM

I dunno, I think I'm more likely to go around razing random houses in Clifton and seeing how my luck goes.

Jibar · 12-13-2009, 10:44 AM

The casualties would be immense.

No one would blame you.

Trobby · 12-13-2009, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Phase

P_Z and Jibar, fighting it out for territory. I imagine some sort of jousting on the backs of Ostriches...

I wasn't aware of any other form of Jousting....

Phaedra · 12-13-2009, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

And also I'm creepy as hell.

And where's my rape alarm anyway?

You're only a little bit creepy. You need to work harder on that to reach the hellish level. I'd still be willing to spend 30mins in your company in a coffee shop.

And, sadly, work meant I couldn't get to the fair, so you'll have to carry on taking the full risks of rape without a beeping keyring to deter people. I'm terribly sorry. I'll buy you a whistle or something.

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

That's usually the point I give up and go to bed anyway. My way of thinking is that sleep is much more important than assigments and whatnot. Commitments and the like are just annoying intervals between sleeping, eating and internetting.

That's been the tactic I've been taking all week. The presentation's tomorrow now though, and if I'm going to crash and burn at anything, I don't want it to be in front of a room of people with a DVD record of my failure.

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Originally Posted by Jibar

In in a place in Clifton that's almost on campus with a bunch of guys I don't like.

Hopefully, I'll find somewhere else to live next year with people I do like.

Clifton, eh? My boyfriend's based on that campus. It's a mission to get to from where we live though, so Zero can't recruit me for his burning. I'm too damn lazy to take the buses necessary to get there.

Also, the Waterstones here is amazing. I practically live there. If you see a small redhead spending ages at the Shakespeare/poetry section, could be me.

Jibar · 12-13-2009, 12:14 PM

And if you see a tall redhead in a beret with a beard somewhere, run, I'm a vegetarian.

Actually I don't spend much time in the city, I don't have that many friends here so I've no one to hang out with.

Phase · 12-13-2009, 01:03 PM

I love you, Hulu. Thanks for MST3K...

Player_Zero · 12-13-2009, 01:09 PM

So it's decided. We kill the Jibarman.

I sneak around the back then you ring the bell. Once he answers the door I break a window and enter. You explain away the noise as part of your 'making breaking and entering noises randomly from a different location' disease and keep him occupied with tall tales. Then when he is unsuspecting I go to town on his brain box with a bag of Granny Smiths. With him out of the picture we will be free to take his provisions read his emails.

But since we don't know which house he lives in we shall do this to everyone in a 8.12 mile radius of the centre of Clifton, starting at the exact centre and mobing outwards.

Incidentally, if you see someone who looks vaguely like me then it isn't me because you won't see me.

P.S. Coffee houses are for lames. Real men drink tea.

Phaedra · 12-13-2009, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

So it's decided. We kill the Jibarman.

I sneak around the back then you ring the bell. Once he answers the door I break a window and enter. You explain away the noise as part of your 'making breaking and entering noises randomly from a different location' disease and keep him occupied with tall tales. Then when he is unsuspecting I go to town on his brain box with a bag of Granny Smiths. With him out of the picture we will be free to take his provisions read his emails.

But since we don't know which house he lives in we shall do this to everyone in a 8.12 mile radius of the centre of Clifton, starting at the exact centre and mobing outwards.

Incidentally, if you see someone who looks vaguely like me then it isn't me because you won't see me.

Is this "we" including me? Did you miss the bit where I pointed out I'm too lazy to go to Clifton? 'Cause I am. It takes two buses. No amount of senseless destruction will make up for the tedium of travelling for almost an hour on various buses.

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

P.S. Coffee houses are for lames. Real men drink tea.

Which can also be bought in coffee shops? Sometimes they even sell cold drinks and food. It's madness.

Alteran · 12-13-2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Quincunx

The first example is proper modern English, but all of them have their charms. Choose your style.

This is much appreciated, thank you. I think I'll go with the first one.

Player_Zero · 12-13-2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Phaedra

Is this "we" including me? Did you miss the bit where I pointed out I'm too lazy to go to Clifton? 'Cause I am. It takes two buses. No amount of senseless destruction will make up for the tedium of travelling for almost an hour on various buses.

This is the last time you betray me.

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Originally Posted by Phaedra

Which can also be bought in coffee shops? Sometimes they even sell cold drinks and food. It's madness.

Drink tea in a coffee shop instead of a tea house? But then how would I lord my superiority over the surfs? You just don't seem to understand the Bourgeoisie do you.

Jibar · 12-13-2009, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

So it's decided. We kill the Jibarman.

I sneak around the back then you ring the bell. Once he answers the door I break a window and enter.

Heh, you think I open the door.

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Originally Posted by Phaedra

Which can also be bought in coffee shops? Sometimes they even sell cold drinks and food. It's madness.

Those cold drinks and food being why I go to coffee shops. Namely that place by the Broadway.
Though I do drink Hot Chocolate at Chocolate Utopia.

Player_Zero · 12-13-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jibar

Heh, you think I open the door.

You assume by 'bell' I meant the door bell!

Just so you know, I plan a following joke where I ellaborate that I had no debauched intentions to that sentence.

And also one where I make up some crazy meaning of the word 'door'.

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Originally Posted by Jibar

Those cold drinks and food being why I go to coffee shops. Namely that place by the Broadway.
Though I do drink Hot Chocolate at Chocolate Utopia.

You seem to have made yourself at home here.

Groundhog · 12-13-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

You assume by 'bell' I meant the door bell!

Yes, just ring an old-fashioned school bell outside his house, and I guarantee he'll at least look out the front window to see what's going on.

Phase · 12-13-2009, 02:44 PM

New Mouse! Yaaaay. No more freezing mice, nosirree.

Gulaghar · 12-13-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Phase

New Mouse! Yaaaay. No more freezing mice, nosirree.

What kind did you get?

Coidzor · 12-13-2009, 03:10 PM

I imagine a heated one?

In other news, I am now imagining P_Z Lording it over the Smurfs...