Alright. First one, last one for today so I can let other people post.

Subject has succeeded beyond all expectation, successfully hijacking one(1) Typhon class mechanized infantry unit.
Shortly thereafter, the subject effortlessly destroyed Project G(beta), otherwise known as project Gojjira, in a manner best described as "messy." and/or "WICKED SICK."
Subject then processed to process project G, manufacturing one (1) minor armor upgrade,one (1) Radioactive D.E.A.T.H cannon, and a rather dapper cloak.
Digression and psychiatric evaluation is advised for further dealings with the Subject.
Specifiy second event
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