Silly Message Board GamesA forum for any kind of quote games, continuing story games, "What would you do if?" games, or whatever anyone comes up with. Old threads will now expire after one month.
852: In any play by post game I must use proper capitalization.
853: I can not start a program to breed kender and tinker gnomes, ever again.
854: When the Illuminati is destroyed, using their time machine for fun and profit, or to replace The Conspiracy is frowned upon.
__________________
Awesome Rob Roy Avatar by Pink Haired August!
Quote:
Originally Posted by flabort
Alright. I have officially found a reason to run around, screaming "The end is near here!", with only a loincloth and a crudely painted sign as my possessions.
Mind=asplode from the awesome of that image.
856: Summon a succubus and attempt to rape it.
857: I am not allowed to us dragon breath (fire keyword) as a form of jetpack
858: I am never allowed to go to a market with any spells prepared. EVER.
__________________
Spoiler
Previous Avatars
All Spoiler Images made by SmuchSmuch and Emperor Ing and Kasanip
859: Contrary to rules as written a Druid/Shadowdancer in Dire Bear form is not allowed to HIPS in the shadow of a pencil he just threw into the ground...
860: Throwing a bag of holding into a rope trick is NOT the magical equivilant of dividing by 0
861: +1 Vorpal dentures are not a valid magic item for a elderly halfling
862: Turning a preist with true faith into a lawn chair does not make him a really cool vampiric torture device
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by sikyon
C'tan fight wars simply because they want more candy.
Last edited by BrainFreeze : 01-24-2011 at 05:34 AM.
871: Own a gun in a middle ages setting, no matter how primitive.
872: Own a vorpal weapon
873: Own a crossbow ("CRUCIFY HIM ON MY WEAPON!!!")
__________________
Spoiler
Thanks to Terry for my irate Nightmare Alchemist Avatar! And to Cealocanth for the impromtu Genderbent one! And to Terry again for my new-new avatar, a revamped Nightmare Alchemist! These people rock! And thanks to Maximum Zersk for my previous avatar, Jason, son of Hades!
874: being a Halfling with an unnaturally large hair on my head(or unnaturally large anything, for that matter), does not increase my size catagory.
875: I may attack any female adventurers with a swarm(or any) flying size-medium Zombie Spellstitched(CA), owl's wisdom-ed Toads.
875a:Male adventurers are fine.
@I took 875, the number that ended your post is 1 higher(875 mine, 876, 877 and 878 879 880 and 881 are yours) the number the next poster starts on is 882.
__________________ Thanks to Ceika, Vamber lives to play with fire in this cheerful avatar!
You can call me by my username, or Zahn, or PZ, I would appreciate you not deviating from the given.
Games currently playing:
881: I may not play an evil character who "has scryed" the Evil Overlord list.
__________________
once, we accepted that everything was the way it was, and that was enough for us. now, we question our own existance. clearly, we are approaching a problem. what if, in our quest to determine whether we are real, we find that we are not?
883 884(Real number I'm on): Detect plot Hook, enchant DM, and Dismiss storyline(as well as lesser/greater Dismiss Storyline) are not Legit spells for any spellcaster, and I may not cast any of them as a result.
884a: nor do they make legit class or monster features/abilities.
885: In any Scenario that My character makes a most-likely Lethal mistake, I may not say my character does any of the following:
- "Hold A+B+start+Select".
- "Hold L1+R1+L2+R2+Select+Pause".
- "Press the Reset button".
- "Summon an unltimate being of any kind by calling his name(I.e Chuck Norris,Cthulhu O-chul, the GM) to unmake my mistake."
886: The pizza(and the delivery commoner bringing it) that our hungry barbarian ordered back in town at the day of the invasion may not arrive "BBEG's Castle of Crisis" during the epic final battle.
886a: even if our player's and characters are starving.
886b: if it does arrive, but after 30 minutes or more after ordering, you still have to pay full price and a 20% tip.
__________________ Thanks to Ceika, Vamber lives to play with fire in this cheerful avatar!
You can call me by my username, or Zahn, or PZ, I would appreciate you not deviating from the given.
Games currently playing:
887. I don't have Resist Plot as a skill.
888. I don't have Internal Monologue as a language.
889. Making wishes in Modron doesn't make them any less likely to be twisted, even if everything in Modron is perfectly clear and never implied.
890. When the DM gives me irritated looks, that doesn't mean use more metamagic.
__________________
Rule of Cool Contributor and Goon
891-I will not write any battle plan longer than 5 pages.
892-If I make a battle plan, I may not write it while using Sun Tzu's Art of War (I actually did this... the plan worked- until the DM got out his replica sword.)
895: When my DM tells me to stop killing things its not a suggestion.
896: When my DM sets up and anti magic field its not because he wants me to leave.
897: I may not rename a farming town into "The killing Fields" for a single bad joke
898: If I am told to save a town from mind flayers I may not help the mind flayers turn the town into a corral for enslaved human cattle.
899: Fire does not solve everything.
900: I may not use dominate person on anyone's friends or family
901: In order to preemptively stop the above I may no longer play a Neutral Evil Wizard at high levels.
907): I am not allowed, EVER, to play in an evil aligned campaign as a cleric of a god involving rogues or roguishness, and employ the Leadership feat to acquire a Fighter type with the feat that allows Coupe De Grace as a standard action.
908): I am not allowed, EVER, to cast hold person on an important humanoid enemy, and have said cohort slay him in one shot with his quickened Coup De Grace.
909) I cannot play a 7-foot tall halfling.
910) A didgeridoo will not fit in my pack. No, not even a bag of holding.
911) I can never again play any character or NPC of my own alignment.
912) Rohypnol is not an appropriate substitute for Diplomacy.
__________________
Delightfully abrasive in more ways than one
Spoiler
Quote:
Originally Posted by Recaiden
This is Demon King Mangosta talking. Of course he's harsh.
913: I can never make a Gestalt Monk/Sorcerer
914: I can not have a character hand delivering Delayed Blast Fireballs.
__________________
once, we accepted that everything was the way it was, and that was enough for us. now, we question our own existance. clearly, we are approaching a problem. what if, in our quest to determine whether we are real, we find that we are not?
916. If I play a ninja with max ranks in heal, I am mot allowed to call him Dr. Mcninja.
917. If I play an Italian man with max ranks in jump who was a plumber before an adventurer, I am not allowed to have him wear red clothes, a red cap, and suspenders.
918. I'm not allowed to have said plumber's younger brother wear green clothes, a green cap, and suspenders.
919. I am no longer allowed to play CN blaster sorcerers, especially if they get bored easily.
920. If playing said sorcerer, I am no longer allowed to cast amnesia on the party paladin.
921. If our DM hands us a list of items we have from a treasure chest, I am not allowed to take out a shotgun and say "it's from the list".
RSS Feeds: 
Re: 2000 things I'm not allowed to do in an RPG
)
by Thecrimsonmage and 
By Shades of Gray 
by Akrim.elf
and current made by me.
