Which insane idiot wrote my role??
I don't know whether to congratulate you for your creativity or smack you silly for causing me a headache.
I'm going for both I think. Oh and Lizard Lord
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What shall I say to thee, rakkoon, thou cruel,
Ingrateful, savage and inhuman creature,
That knewst the very bottom of my soul,
That almost mightst have coined me into gold
Wouldst thou have practiced on me for thy use?
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That guy was badass! He was like, "Oh! Oh, you're gonna try to Chuck Norris me, I'll just Chuck Norris you!" Unfortunately, I am the best Chuck Norris since Chuck Norris.
Which is saying something, considering that Chuck Norris... was Chuck Norris.
HA HA! Giving up already you worthless weak-willed wusses! That's right! Go pick on someone a little softer than me! I'm stronger than Hercules, Tougher than Achilles, Quicker than Hermes, Smarter than Athena and more Untouchable than Hammer!
Hey, what do you know, I wrote a song:
The Unkillable Man
Tied to a stake and the mob’s fast coming
Standin’ still you say I should be running
You say I’m dead, that I’ll kick the can
But you can’t lynch the unkillable man
Asleep in bed while the wolves get strainin’
Against my door, say I should get some banin’
You say I’m dead, that I’ll kick the can
But you can’t kill the unkillable man
Take a shotgun to my face, a knife in my sinew
A bullet in my back I’ll survive that too.
A chopped off leg, and I’m bleeding from my hand
But I still won’t die, I’m the unkillable man!
Unkillable man
Unkillable man
Unkillable man
Try to kill me, but you just can’t do it
Eventually you give up, you say: screw it.
You’ve tried to kill, you’ve done all you can!
But you can’t hurt me, I’m the unkillable man.
Take a shotgun to my face, a knife in my sinew
A bullet in my back I’ll survive that too.
A chopped off leg, and I’m bleeding from my hand
But I still won’t die, I’m the unkillable man!
Unkillable man
Unkillable man
Unkillable man
Unkillable man
Unkillable man
Unkillable man
Unkillable man
Unkillable man
"Well, the Great and Powerful Trixie can't actually transport you to Equestria... But!
The Great and Powerful Trixie can beat you over the head until you think that's what happened!"
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Why did you have to say that Trixie? You could have had so much fun with your role if you only knew. I submitted a role called the Schizo where the person thinks they are a vanilla villager, but on Night 4 they become a Serial killer type role. Then the Schizo must everyone until s/he is one of the last three people. Trixie, if you think you are a vanilla villager, then you may just be the schizo.
I could be wrong. You could actually be a vanilla villager. Someone else could have submitted a role where you think you are a VV and you could be that. However, this is the first day and there is nothing else to go on.
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You know since I think the day will be ending soon, I will go back to trying to save myself and point at Murska. But please don't lynch me. I like my role and want time to play it.
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I could be wrong. You could actually be a vanilla villager. Someone else could have submitted a role where you think you are a VV and you could be that. However, this is the first day and there is nothing else to go on.
Yeah, you're wrong. I have some clues I'm definitely not what you described above. On the contrary, I'm something on the opposing end of the spectrum! The goodest of the good!
"Well, the Great and Powerful Trixie can't actually transport you to Equestria... But!
The Great and Powerful Trixie can beat you over the head until you think that's what happened!"
"Well, the Great and Powerful Trixie can't actually transport you to Equestria... But!
The Great and Powerful Trixie can beat you over the head until you think that's what happened!"
Because utopia is a dream, humans are bastards and any attempt to really flesh out Neverland turns it into Battle Royal island, only with pirates, cannibal children, man-eating mermaids, sadistic Indians, nymphomaniac fairies and Godzilla with a ringing tummy.
Interesting, so Robert Blackletter, the homicidal murderer may turn out to be a simple villager come night 4?
Interesting....
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What shall I say to thee, rakkoon, thou cruel,
Ingrateful, savage and inhuman creature,
That knewst the very bottom of my soul,
That almost mightst have coined me into gold
Wouldst thou have practiced on me for thy use?
The villagers decided to put poor Lizard Lord on the altar, but suddenly it turned out he was a gigantic robot all along!
"Damn it, it's too soon, how could you pathetic humans see through my clever disguise?"
The villagers, being simple villagers and all, were to shocked to reply to the gigantic robot.
"No matter, my time will come soon, I will kill you all and rule this world as king!"
"Not so fast Deception!"
"Oh no... not you again!"
"Give up while you still can Starscream, you won't hurt these sentient beings."
"What about... no? You never take me-"
*one epic fight later that was far too awesome for this games budget*
"-alive..."
The first gigantic robot was asploded at the altar of light for reasons that are explained in the epic fight scene.
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Starscream (Lizard Lord) was asploded (lynched) by Optimus Prime, and no, the villagers had nothing to do with it. Face it' he's Optimus Prime, if he wants the glory he can take it.
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Starscream
Megatron is the leader of the wolves, and Starscream wants to be. The wolves can win with either leader, but SS won't win unless Megatron is dead, and Megatron won't win unless he has rooted out the snake in his ranks. They start blind to the main wolf team. The nightkill is rotated.
Night 1: Megatron
Night 2: Starscream
Night 3: Wolf Team
etc.
Megatron and Starscream can kill each other, but if they target a wolf, or the wolves target them, they will be put in contact. Once either of them are killed, there is an empty spot in the rotation.
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Hi everybody
now we all know that are village has been invaded by the evil wolf, but i am currently invtigating several likly suspcts, so keep reading adn i shall soopn reavel
who the evil thingmicbob are
Uh, does anyone know who's going to get night killed?
And did anyone make any baner roles other than the baner fool?
Otherwise, we're positively going to die.
What shall I say to thee, rakkoon, thou cruel,
Ingrateful, savage and inhuman creature,
That knewst the very bottom of my soul,
That almost mightst have coined me into gold
Wouldst thou have practiced on me for thy use?
"Well, the Great and Powerful Trixie can't actually transport you to Equestria... But!
The Great and Powerful Trixie can beat you over the head until you think that's what happened!"
I'm not actually playing, but I just wanted to say that I love the role ideas, and will be mining the thread for ideas for my next game. If anyone has objections about me using their roles/variants of the roles in my WW games, just PM me and I assure you I won't be using it.
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