Uh, watch as SM makes a rather impressive entrance. Well, you guess it's OK, but all she really did was knock one of the ROGUES into the next room, so it's not as cool as yours was.
Ok, so I guess that's a bit more impressive, slicing a robot in two with a sword, which strikes you as a bit physically impossible. Your entrance was still cooler though, even if...
BH: Uh, you alright there SM?
SM: Oh there you are BH.
SM: Yes, I'm fine.
SM: I appear to have gotten a handle on the controls for this game.
BH: You sure have. Why'd you fall though?
SM: Ah, well, I'm a bit out of it right now, but I'd guess that it has something to do with me falling out of a hole in the wall, grabbing the ledge and swinging back around and into another hole in the wall, into a room full of robots (that want to kill me), landing on top of a robot (that wanted to kill me), knocking it into a bottomless pit, and then cut another robot (that wanted to kill me) in two with a sword.
BH: Er...
SM: It was about then that the adrenaline rush ran out and I realized that I'd just fallen out of a hole in the wall, grabbed the ledge and swung back around into another hole in the wall, into a room full of robots (that wanted to kill me), landed on top of a robot (that wanted to kill me), which knocked it into a bottomless pit, and then cut another robot (that wanted to kill me) in two with a sword.
BH: Uh...
SM: The resulting flash of lucidity distracted me, causing me to lose my footing and fall on my butt. Which hurts, by the way.
BH: Right...I'm just going to say you tripped.
BH: Anyways, glad you're here, you can help me take care of the ROGUES.
BH: I mean, I could have taken them down myself of course, but this way I can store up my ACTION.
SM: Of course.
BH: ...Are you really all right? You seem a bit out of it.
SM: What? No, I'm perfectly in control. I'll get right on killing all the ROGUES for you.
BH: Well, maybe you should stand up first.
SM: That would probably be a good idea.
(Note: You can now control both BH and SM by preceding the command with the appropriate initials)
> SM: Rise to your feet using Whirlwind Updraft Maneuver, slicing all incoming bullets in half
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> BH: Dual-wield dead ROGUES and open fire on living ROGUES.
> SM: Stand up with a roll and do away with the nearest punchy ROGUE
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BH: Run up to the top of the stairs to have a better view and start picking off ROGUES one by one with your gun.
SM: Stay on the ground to make a lower target. Those GUN ROGUES don't look like they can aim well in any vertical direction, and you'd probably fall again anyway. Crawl to the nearest BOXER ROGUE and slice its arms off.
Do we know what class SM is? Apparently it's "More pure than a Soldier", and I'm assuming that mean's it's melee focused.
Anyway (Numbering the ROGUE'S clockwise frome top)
BH: Backstab Rogue 2, Shoot rogue 1. Say "I felt like using a back to the basics approach". SM: Get up and Charge ROGUEs 3 and 4 (the two gun rogues at the bottom of the screen)
Edit: It should be noted that SM's ARCHETYPE ARRAY probably contains such ARCHETYPES as HARDY HEROINE (What SM appears to be on now), VICIOUS VIXEN (Focus on Offense at the expense of Defense), and FEMME FANTASTICAL (Fantasy-style magic sword tricks)
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Edit: It should be noted that SM's ARCHETYPE ARRAY probably contains such ARCHETYPES as HARDY HEROINE (What SM appears to be on now), VICIOUS VIXEN (Focus on Offense at the expense of Defense), and FEMME FANTASTICAL (Fantasy-style magic sword tricks)
As impressice as your archetype naming skills are, I was under the impression the ability to switch between different types was something unique to the spy (or at least not present ot for every class), seing as MG didn't seem to know anything about tit (and while she may a "More powaaaa !" type of player, I'm pretty sure she know the game better than us)
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Anyway (Numbering the ROGUE'S clockwise frome top) BH: Backstab Rogue 2, Shoot rogue 1. Say "I felt like using a back to the basics approach".
SM: Get up and Charge ROGUEs 3 and 4 (the two gun rogues at the bottom of the screen)
That. Except, for BH, instead of backstabbing rogue 1, just kick him in the pit. Resist the urge to make an already overquoted and overmemed movie reference while doing so. You may however make a joke aboutpeople not being able to stand on their feet to friendly tease SM.
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Last edited by smuchmuch : 05-05-2010 at 05:40 PM.
Except, for BH, instead of backstabbing rogue 1, just kick him in the pit. Resist the urge to make an already overquoted and overmemed movie reference while doing so.
"I hear Greece is quite nice this time of year." Kick.
> BH: Backstab ROGUE 1, Shoot ROGUE 2. Say "I felt like using a back to the basics approach."
You say, "I felt like using a basic to the back approach," and then get started on killing all the ROGUES, starting by going counter-clockwise, shooting one ROGUE and then backstabbing the other.
> SM: Rise to your feet using Whirlwind Updraft Maneuver, slicing all incoming bullets in half.
You attempt to use a crazy powerful maneuver that you used to think sounded cool, but wasn't really practical, or even physically possible. This is just a game though, so maybe you can pull it off.
Unfortunately, the game is quick to disagree. Seems you're not high enough level to use that maneuver yet, or something.
> SM: Stand up into a ROLL across the floor, cutting down the nearest GUN ROGUE to the SOUTH.
Deciding to just use some good 'ol fashioned sword swinging instead of worrying about any SPECIAL MOVES, you roll to the SOUTH and get busy chopping those pesky robots to pieces.
It seems the game is trying to alert you that you're gaining POINTS of some kind while you do this, and apparently you have 3 of them so far. You have no idea how to find out what they're for or how you got them, though it's probably safe to assume it has something to do with your current state of swinging your swords about wildly.
> SM: Triple-wield the bar along with your other two swords.
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Frankly, a Wizard can suck even more than a Fighter could ever dream of sucking. A Fighter can stab himself to death, but only a Wizard could Plane Shift to some horrible far realm to be tortured for an eternity of insanity.
> BH: STEALTH SPRINT up to ROGUE currently distracted by SM and attempt to take it hostage
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