Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146

[The Succubus]

And we begin again, with a new thread for some of the strangest conversation ever displayed via the medium of electron.

Da' Rules You readz these!

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Bushranger's Bodaciously Buffed Random Banter-y Rooster #93
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Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103
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Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
Dish's Delightfully Deranged and Deliciously Deliquent Random Banter # 106
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Banjo’s Bodacious & Boosted Bumper Bulletproof Box of Banter Most Random #145

At the end of #145:
We were wondering what ION meant, discussing college applications and considering the merits of The Expendables.

Let the banter commence!

[Dogmantra]

Might want to copypaste the first post of the last RB before it gets locked so you can keep the archive going and all that.

[YPU]

And dont forget to ad the last topic to the list as well.

[The Succubus]

Aaaand done, with Banjo's thread enshrined in glory for all eternity. In a spoiler box.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Phooey. Next time it hits 50, Im totally grabbing it for mine

[Cobalt]

We all say that eventually. And get shot down.

Except for me, obviously, because momma didn't raise no fool and I realize the Playground cannot be beaten. And thus do not try.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Originally Posted by Cobalt

We all say that eventually. And get shot down.

Except for me, obviously, because momma didn't raise no fool and I realize the Playground cannot be beaten. And thus do not try.

I will not dissapoint my lord again. I mean my mother.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Well I tried to claim it once. And then Vote flew in and claimed hundred.

One cannot defeat The MegaMod.

Since then I've just crawled in a little hidey hole and took 101, waiting for 151 to come....

[AtlanteanTroll]

Originally Posted by Dallas-Dakota

Well I tried to claim it once. And then Vote flew in and claimed hundred.

One cannot defeat The MegaMod.

Since then I've just crawled in a little hidey hole and took 101, waiting for 151 to come....

Good luck DD. DeeDee.

Bah. I have discovered one of the internets greatest garded secrets/ Dallas-Dekota is DeeDee from Dexter's Labratory.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Aha, one more has found out my secret.

A many before you exlaimed their wit at finding that out.

DeeDee is but one of my many forms of cheery annoyingness.

[X2]

I don't believe it! Another one! What are you guys talking about?

[Dogmantra]

Originally Posted by X2

I don't believe it! Another one! What are you guys talking about?

About how we secretly hate you.

Except when we know you're on line, we edit our posts into meaningless drivel.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Dogman lies we love X2. Maybe.

[Thufir]

Man, I missed a load of stuff I could've commented on and now the old thread's locked so I can't quote them. Damn this party cutting into my internet time with its enioyable social interactions!
So instead of a quotestorm, iust one little bit I copy/pasted:

Originally Posted by CurlyKitGirl

Entirely accidental reference then, I've still yet to read it.

The word 'frood' comes from Hitchhiker's. You didn't know that?

ION: Oh yeah, I've been at a party this evening, if you didn't catch that.

[AtlanteanTroll]

You could still quote them, it's just be a pain in the neck to do so.

[X2]

Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll

Dogman lies we love X2. Maybe.

Awwww... I've never met you but from first impressions I love you too!

[Dogmantra]

Originally Posted by X2

Awwww... I've never met you but from first impressions I love you too!

Remember those edits I was talking about?

[Starfols]

You know, I don't think I've been on the first page before.

It's all the Brits in here, with their different schedule.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Originally Posted by X2

Awwww... I've never met you but from first impressions I love you too!

Everything has gone according to my design

Originally Posted by Dogmantra

Remember those edits I was talking about?

Quiet Lord Vader

[Starfols]

Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll

Quiet Lord Vader

I pictured him as more of a Count Rugen guy, myself.

[Zeb The Troll]

Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll

le GASP!!

What does ION mean anyway?

In Other News

[AtlanteanTroll]

Originally Posted by Starfols

I pictured him as more of a Count Rugen guy, myself.

Who is Count Rugen

ION: I discovered YTAS and my mind has died a horrible death

[Starfols]

Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll

Who is Count Rugen

ION: I discovered YTAS and my mind has died a horrible death

You haven't seen this? That's...INCONCEIVABLE!

[Dogmantra]

Originally Posted by Starfols

You haven't seen this? That's...INCONCEIVABLE!

You keep using that word...
CAN'T RESIST
I... I don't think...
RESIST DARN IT RESIST
It means...
WILLPOWER
What you think it means.

ALSO: I am blaming They Might Be Giants again for keeping me up much longer than I intended to. If I ever meet them I might have to have a harsh word with them. Maybe. After I explode with excitement.

[KilltheToy]

Oooooh, a new Random Banter.

*dances with glee*

[Phase]

Originally Posted by Dogmantra

After I explode with excitement.

Either excitement, or maybe C4. The suspense is killing me! It isn't killing you, though, that'd be the C4. Man, the world sure is exciting once I start lacing everyone's food with explosives! You never know what might happen! (Except exploding, that will probably happen.)

[X2]

Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll

Everything has gone according to my design

...okay?

[Starfols]

I made up a somewhat comprehensive bedtime story as I was telling it, nonstop, while sleep deprived. I feel as though I've actually done something impressive.

[randman22222]

Sleep deprivation does some impressive things. I've written bio lab reports on far less sleep than I should've had, and had them turn out quite insightful.

Of course, I only noticed in the morning after.

[Rawhide]

Any time spent with a cat on your lap has not been entirely wasted.