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Dwarf in the Playground
Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
Hey there!
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Ettin in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
Don't make me roll for initative.
(if you have a couple) matching t-shirts with "I <3 my geek" on them.
I mostly go for the ones that aren't gaming related.
My next t-shirt I'll be getting will almost certainly be "Weapons of Maths Destruction"
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Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
No save.
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Ettin in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Jesus Saves... and takes Half Damage!
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Bugbear in the Playground
Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
In small print: "If you can read this, you've just provoked an attack of opportunity"
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Titan in the Playground
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
I've seen:
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Ettin in the Playground
Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
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I've seen:
"+1 Glamered Full Plate" would be more fitting.
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Dwarf in the Playground
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"Reading, this **** is crazy"
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Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Dec 2007
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I'm don't know if this is already on a t-shirt, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was: In Soviet Russia, dice roll you!
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Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
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Originally Posted by
Castaras
I mostly go for the ones that aren't gaming related.
My next t-shirt I'll be getting will almost certainly be "Weapons of Maths Destruction"
Don't you mean "Weapons of Maths
In struction?"
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Last edited by Danne : 09-02-2010 at 07:25 PM .
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Ogre in the Playground
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Damn you, Avocado. i'll never be able to look at a duck again without thinking that they're trying to disguise themselves as dogs.
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Titan in the Playground
Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
the latest episode of the guild has some good ones
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Orc in the Playground
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
I have the green " Choose Your Weapon" shirt with the set of D&D dice printed just below the title. Also seen in the Grandma's Boy movie.
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Titan in the Playground
Join Date: Nov 2008
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One of my friends has a "Green Linen Shirt," with stats included.
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Ogre in the Playground
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i have a bag of holding messenger bag. the thing is HUGE
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KuReshtin
Damn you, Avocado. i'll never be able to look at a duck again without thinking that they're trying to disguise themselves as dogs.
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Titan in the Playground
Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
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Temotei
I keep seeing a picture with a baby and its primary statistics. Usually, there's a caption to go with it, saying, "RE-ROLL: This baby sucks!"
There's also one that says "Nerds have started mating."
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2010
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Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
Chaotic-Nutral means that Paladins dont stink anymore
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Grandpa in the Playground
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Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
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Marillion
In small print: "If you can read this, you've just provoked an attack of opportunity"
At GenCon I saw this one paired with another shirt that said "I'm with Flanking Bonus".
I also bought a Handy Haversack from the same people that make the messenger Bag of Holding (Ceika also has one of these and I can verify, it is HUGE). I'll see if I can get a pic of my Haversack up here soon.
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Firbolg in the Playground
Join Date: Dec 2008
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Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
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Originally Posted by
Marillion
In small print: "If you can read this, you've just provoked an attack of opportunity"
Like
this ?
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Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2010
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Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
I got the messenger Bag of Holding at GenCon! I love it, it's my new everything bag, fittingly enough.
I love nerdy tshirts. Right now I'm wearing
this tshirt but in a kind of lilac colour.
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Firbolg in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2008
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Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
I'd like one that's sort of an extension of the old "Rogues do it from behind" joke:
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Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
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I'd like one that's sort of an extension of the old "Rogues do it from behind" joke:
Thesbians do it on stage.
yea, that's about all I've got.
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Troll in the Playground
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Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
The shirt I wore today said "+20 shirt of smiting"
I also have one that says "CHAOTIC EVIL means never having to say you're sorry"
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WTF!?
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Bugbear in the Playground
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You could get a picture of some dice and above/below/over it write:
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Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
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Dogmantra
I'd like one that's sort of an extension of the old "Rogues do it from behind" joke:
Bards do it orally.
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Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
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Dogmantra
I'd like one that's sort of an extension of the old "Rogues do it from behind" joke:
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Originally Posted by
onthetown
Bards do it orally.
Clerics do it divinely.
Paladins do it for your own good.
Fighters do it the same way each time.
Barbarians do it furiously.
Psions do it in their mind.
Are we missing any core classes here?
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Ogre in the Playground
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...Wizards do it with their staff.
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Bugbear in the Playground
Re: Funny D&D/Gaming T-Shirts
Sorcerers look great doing it
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I like my women like I like my coffee; 10 feet tall, incomprehensible to the human psyche, and capable of ending life as a triviality.
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Bugbear in the Playground
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Truenamers don't do it very well...
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Ogre in the Playground
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so. many. pockets.
oh and the guy in the pic isn't me
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KuReshtin
Damn you, Avocado. i'll never be able to look at a duck again without thinking that they're trying to disguise themselves as dogs.
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