My first though was a whale falling in the air, naming it's tail, and asking what that thing was rushing towards it before it went splat...
I thought the same thing. It is for this reason I suggest a 1% spell "failure" wherein the summoned object becomes a pot of Intelligent petunias.
Orcish Rogue-barian Avatar by Vrythas. Worn with pride.
People just be handin' out Internets all willy-nilly.
A note: A "hoard" is a big pile of coins, usually with a dragon or high-level dwarf on top. A "horde" is a big pile of Orcs, usually with a dragon or a high-level dwarf on top. Thank you.
his biggest problem was a steady source of anvils ;p
Next on my homebrew list, elemental plane of anvils.
This thing is getting so long that I'm considering making it a metamagic feat; bonus damage and grapple might be worth a +1 spell level.
Originally Posted by JaronK
Frankly, a Wizard can suck even more than a Fighter could ever dream of sucking. A Fighter can stab himself to death, but only a Wizard could Plane Shift to some horrible far realm to be tortured for an eternity of insanity.