Four armies vie for control of the Playground - now emerges a fifth.
The Lords of Uncloaked Steel do not desire power. We are not after control. Instead we have come, lured by the scent of blood on the wind, to contest the right of all comers to lay claim to the Playground without first facing its champions.
Prospective Lords should have a flair from the dramatic and the tagline, "But iron - cold iron - is master of them all." in their signature. New recruits will receive Dramatic Gauntlets and a Stylized Sword.
Join our army, be a Lord!
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Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
Prospective Lords should have a flair from the dramatic and the tagline, "But iron - cold iron - is master of them all." in their signature. New recruits will receive Dramatic Gauntlets and a Stylized Sword.
Appreciators of good metal. You would make valuable allies. Join us, and we'll let your flaw - your flesh - get through this unscathed.
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Clearly the Spanish won in the end through DM fiat. (How else could that NPC octopus have predicted all games correctly?)
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The reason Pun-Pun doesn't work is because he doesn't have to. He can just sit around all day and let his wishes do the work for him.
Alliances are both unbecoming of a band of ruthless Lords and most unstylish; what kind of Lord needs to bring in machines to drive his enemies before him?
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Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
We find this is beginning to get rather ridiculous.
But...interesting. We are...intrigued, by this proposal. The shine of polished steel is a motif that is rather appeasing to the clone instinct...violence begets violence some say. However, organized violence may allow for the chaos that is beginning to reign to be...muted...
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"Those who have learned to walk on the threshold of the unknown worlds...may then with the fair white wings of Imagination hope to soar further into the unexplored amidst which we live."
-Augusta Ada Lovelace
We find this is beginning to get rather ridiculous.
But...interesting. We are...intrigued, by this proposal. The shine of polished steel is a motif that is rather appeasing to the clone instinct...violence begets violence some say. However, organized violence may allow for the chaos that is beginning to reign to be...muted...
The Lords are experts at quelling the rabble, striking with such grace and ferocity that the devastation we leave behind is littered not only with rubble, but any courage our enemies had to face us with. Join, and you too can learn the arts of destroying enemy morale in addition to their bodies - in addition to the free equipment!
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Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
Excellent. You shall be the Duke of Razors, Lord Balford. When the battle comes, you shall cleave through all but the worthiest of foes as a knife of flame might cleave through butter.
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Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
I too seek to join your ranks. Order will be brought to the chaos of this war and Logic will fill the minds of all! Reason shall cut down trolls and flamers and the chaos that has been spreaading will have its heart pierced and head mounted for all to know that chaos will not stand!
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"But Iron - Cold Iron - Is Master Of Them All"
I too seek to join your ranks. Order will be brought to the chaos of this war and Logic will fill the minds of all! Reason shall cut down trolls and flamers and the chaos that has been spreaading will have its heart pierced and head mounted for all to know that chaos will not stand!
Welcome to our ranks, Baron of Swinging Pendulums. Your clockwork fighting style will annihilate Chaos or force it to see the light of our glory.
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Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
Welcome to FFRP. For those of you who are new, I recommend reading FFRP Central to get to know the rules better.
Also, Lord_Gareth, since this is an Avatar Week based thread, mind adding a [Week] tag to the title to help avoid confusion?
Thanks.
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Starting August 4th, I will be without internet for possibly a very long time. Please PM me if there are any questions for me, but do not expect an answer for weeks at a time. Thank you for your patience.
Welcome to FFRP. For those of you who are new, I recommend reading FFRP Central to get to know the rules better.
Also, Lord_Gareth, since this is an Avatar Week based thread, mind adding a [Week] tag to the title to help avoid confusion?
Thanks.
Hrm, as Wolfbane has said please go to the FFRP central thread first to learn and discuss. Handy link to me telling you guys to discuss it and then another link to the begging of the FFRP central thread. Thank you and welcome.
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We fight to bring back the silence. To stop the chaos. If any others of our kind will join me, we will be an unstoppable coordinated force, grey blades shining with the blood of those who would destroy the peace we once had.
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"Those who have learned to walk on the threshold of the unknown worlds...may then with the fair white wings of Imagination hope to soar further into the unexplored amidst which we live."
-Augusta Ada Lovelace
Hmm the resistance is starting to become a real headache, it's too good for an evil demon such as myself, I'm not becoming a clone, the robots don't have souls and the horde... is the horde, so this leaves me with the choice of staying with the rainbow spewers, joining you or making the faction of demons, joining you could be interesting but, hmm a few questions are in need of answering, do you have souls? are you good? do you like demons? if I join may I claim the souls of the defeated? Also I require a one soul deposit, boss's rules.
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
Bitter is the day when the hawk has vertigo,
Bitter is the day when the light is dark,
Bitter is the day when the vine is cut,
Bitter is the day when cold iron fails.
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
Sounds fine, but what about the robots, no flesh or souls.
You need not consume all that have fallen. Some may be left to rust in the dirt. Or they shall be melted down to make more blades that will slay their allies.
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
Xellia, the Lords have no policy regarding consuming the souls of the fallen and make no official policy regarding its members' alignments. We cannot, however, offer you any souls up-front.
I'm afraid that my avatar skills are somewhat lacking - can I get an avvie for the Prince of Gleaming Knives?
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Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
Now I want to ask for an avatar of a blue dragon with (cold iron) claw-sheaths... maybe eating a clone. I'm silly.
Of course the Lord of Crashing Scythes would need an avatar. There's nothing silly about STYLE!
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Originally Posted by Chilingsworth
Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
Luck Blessed: My most recent homebrew (new as of mid May 2013).
If anybody is ever interested in playing one of my homebrewed base classes let me know, I'd love to see some of them in play and would try to run a game for it.
Xellia, the Lords have no policy regarding consuming the souls of the fallen and make no official policy regarding its members' alignments. We cannot, however, offer you any souls up-front.
I'm afraid that my avatar skills are somewhat lacking - can I get an avvie for the Prince of Gleaming Knives?
Hmm, that sounds fine, I would like order restored as much as the rest of the lords, so let's do this.
Hmm, that sounds fine, I would like order restored as much as the rest of the lords, so let's do this.
Welcome to the Lords, O Count of Screaming Swords. May your harvest be fruitful.
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Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
"Many thanks, Your Grace. I must now attend upon the battle between the robots and the Horde."
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Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
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