Five People on GitP (Let the paranoia begin!)

[MonkeyBusiness]

1. I wish you'd get over here and give me a foot rub.
2. Thanks for the pat on the back! It made my day!
3. I love the artwork you made for me! Thanks!
4. If we lived closer, I'd invite you out for a beer. It sounds like you could use one.
5. I'm with you: finals week is not Happy Week. Good luck with those, and stay reasonably sane.

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[lord of kobolds]

1. You are the main reason that I always return to the playground.
2. You are the greatest source of inspiration in my life.
3. You are the one person whom I worry most for.
4. You are easily the greatest avatarist ever.
5. You were one of my first friends on the playground, and a large part of the reason it became a big part of my life.

[Trog]

1. Sorry about that but... it had to be said. I hope you understand why at least. =/
2. Thanks again for last night. <3
3. Yeah I took you off the blocked list too. Now there is no list. Decided I didn't care any longer. This event was so important to me that I had forgotten I had done it until I saw one of your posts. *shrug*
4. It was indeed creepy.
5. Yeah, I really could use one. Or twelve. Or however many it takes to black out forever.

[Crisis21]

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[TheCountAlucard]

1. Actually, that sounds pretty good right now.
2. Check your PMs, darn it!
3. Hey, remember that time we conspired against Trog? That was fun.
4. Your turn.
5. So, after you're done being abducted by aliens, what do you wanna do next?

[Mauve Shirt]

1. One down, two to go. Still sane. Well, insane enough to leave a paper til the last minute, but that wasn't brought on by finals week. Library for me today.
2. I dunno what you didn't like about it here.
3. Why didn't you answer my texts yesterday evening?
4. Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus.
5. I'm surprised you even acknowledge my existence.

[Kris on a Stick]

1. Melted chocolate. IT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
2. *pokepokitypokepokepoke* (yes I realize the hypocrisy)
3. Upon reading your answers in the interview thread, I have decided that you know terrify me beyond belief. Sorry.
4. You look nothing like I expected you to. For whatever reason, I thought you would be European-descended.
5. Eh.... *stabs* (For some reason I'm only ever able to say things to FOUR people...)

[Haruki-kun]

1. I terrify you? Or... maybe someone else does.... *paranoid*
2. Never again. Just... never again.
3. I can't help how I feel. Don't be upset about it. Please.
4. I want to tell you what's really bothering me. I only ever tell you half. You wouldn't understand.
5. Actually, it feels pretty nice. I don't expect you to understand, but it really does.

[Alarra]

1. I'm useless and keep putting off doing things. I'm sorry. Yours is at the top of my list when I get back home though.
2. Should we resurrect our old characters for this one? Or start something fresh?
3. I'm sorry I only chatted with you for a few minutes yesterday. I haven't been feeling much like talking to anyone, though you're the person I'd most like to chat with.
4. I realize we're several months off schedule, but I'll get you everything in the next week or so. Course you've probably forgotten we even discussed all this. And certainly don't read this game.
5. Did you see that we're apparently 100% compatible?

[Serpentine]

1. You are, like, super cool. I find it hard to believe you have trouble getting girls.
2. You're very sweet when you're not being a negative nancy.
3. You're the best mum ever!
4. I wish you'd speak up more. I like when you engage.
5. You're a meanie spootyhead.

[ghost_warlock]

Originally Posted by Serpentine

5. You're a meanie spootyhead.

Shush, you. =P

1. Curse the ocean and your beautiful boyfriend; my jealousy knows no bounds. I'd love to spend long hours with you in my arms, gazing into your eyes.
2. That's at least two threads now you've created that I loathe. Getting painfully close to my **** list, kid.
3. I'm still a bit disappointed that you don't let me comment on your fb stuff, but maybe you've just seen too much of what I say on other peoples'... Still, sometimes, I think I'd have some constructive comments.
4. A while back, after chatting one night, I posted some lyrics for you on my fb and, looking back, I'm astounded at how appropriate they've been. Where ever I am, whatever I'm doing, you're always there, a subtle presence in the back of my mind.
5. I hope you catch whatever tasty morsel you're building your web around.

[Lady Tialait]

1. You are the only one I would consider telling my dirty little secret.

2. Silly Vampire, didn't anyone tell you? There is no sanity in the world.

3. Wha.....okay. fine.

4. Lawful Yay! Chaotic Yay! Evil Yay! Good Yay! Do you see a pattern?

5. There is no spoon, stop talking about it.

[MonkeyBusiness]

1. Thanks! I like to imagine I am reasonably cool. And I actually have no problem getting girls. The trouble is, I just don't play that side of the field.
2. You're right. Try whipped cream instead. It might not work that way either, but at least it pairs well with melted chocolate.
3. Never? Oh, please, just once more! I promise not to be so rough this time!
4. Twelve? Hm. That's when beer stops being fun. How about 4 and a neck massage?
5. I miss the old library. Don't get me wrong: the current library is awesome. But I loved reading in a room with a big fireplace in it. And they kept statuary down in the stacks!

[Crisis21]

1. Same as 4.

2. Same as 5.

3. Same as 1.

4. Same as 2.

5. Same as 3.

[Mauve Shirt]

1. There's a fireplace in Trinkle??? Oh, I guess in the CPR suite. Trinkle's not my building.
2. I don't get why you suddenly like demoting me so much.
3. Thanks!
4. I can't tell if I'm on your ignore list or not, but sometimes it seems like it.
5. *stabs*

[Ranger Mattos]

1. You fiend!
2. Has anyone ever told you you're gorgeous?
3. You're an amazing avatarist.
4. You are also an amazing avatarist.
5. Hi.

[Trog]

1. *patpat* ( o.o)>( v.v)
2. *dino-regicide with flaming meteorite* P=
3. O: We are 100%! That means if I die there's a spare me out there. Handy. Or if you die I'll have a troll to snuggle with during the cold winter nights. How does it figure those anyway?
4. Neck massage?! O: The magic wordz! Deal!
5. Yes, so Reina keeps telling me.

[TheCountAlucard]

Originally Posted by ghost_warlock

2. That's at least two threads now you've created that I loathe. Getting painfully close to my **** list, kid.

Eep.

Originally Posted by Lady Tialait

1. You are the only one I would consider telling my dirty little secret.

(leans in close)

Originally Posted by Lady Tialait

2. Silly Vampire, didn't anyone tell you? There is no sanity in the world.

W-was that it?

Originally Posted by MonkeyBusiness

2. You're right. Try whipped cream instead. It might not work that way either, but at least it pairs well with melted chocolate.

Oh, my.

Originally Posted by Crisis21

1. Same as 4.

(hits with a rolled-up newspaper)

Originally Posted by Mauve Shirt

2. I don't get why you suddenly like demoting me so much.

The numbers are too far apart as of late. I wanted them to be a little closer, so that my promoting you meant something.

Originally Posted by Mauve Shirt

3. Thanks!

You're welcome!

Originally Posted by Mauve Shirt

5. *stabs*

Augh!

Originally Posted by Ranger Mattos

1. You fiend!

Muahaha.

Originally Posted by Ranger Mattos

5. Hi.

Hi.

1) I really feel for ya. Finding a job can be very stressing.

2) (promotes) Don't say I never gave you anything.

3) I realize you're not one for small talk, but I'd still like to talk with you more.

4) I kinda want to see how you'd play an Infernal.

5) Can't you see? This is the last Wednesday free lunch of the semester!

[Serpentine]

1. Additional teensy crush: acquired (and I hope that's not a bad thing...).
2. I really wish you could've come.
3. Oh well, at least you're honest.
4. Well that's something interesting, then.
5. Prat.

[Prince Zahn]

1. I see you've stopped wearing your pony... and only - a week and-a-half after pony week? ...ok then... ( ').( ')
2.why'd you get a pony? I only realized it today, did you only start using it now? O_o
3. your pony's still fine though, keep it for as long as you wish...
4. You know, I really like reading your sig... I like to stop and show it to people, most don't care about it but I do about yours especially the quotes...
5. so... I've been on GiTP for 10 months or so... and I know I don't appear much outside SMBG (though there's nothing wrong with that...) I'm eager to know - have you built an opinion on me yet?

[Mauve Shirt]

Originally Posted by Prince Zahn

1. I see you've stopped wearing your pony... and only - a week and-a-half after pony week? ...ok then... ( ').( ')

1. I started wearing it before pony week started, I wasn't dressed for any week. Just wore it 'cause I wanted to.
2. I am not a steak!
3. Silly time zones.
4. Are you still depressed? I hope not.
5. We should get together when I get back.

[BladeofOblivion]

1. Like FIRE, HELLFIRE...

2. Are you sure that I'm not descending into madness?

3. Are you sure I'm not descending into said madness?

4. Don't set me on fire again. Ever. (Don't ask. You know who you are.)

5. Ouch. Why am I in the sewer now?

[Crisis21]

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[Blue Ghost]

1. It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! It's the gypsy girl, the witch who sent this flame!
2. Please don't tempt me into sin again.
3. I'm sorry. You're really a good person.
4. You know how much I love you, but I really wish we could talk together more.
5. We're in this together.

[Trog]

1. Nah.
2. That's what she said.
3. OK so that was easily the hottest thing ever.
4. …
5. I'm sorry I'm uh... still too fixated on number three there. >>

[rayne_dragon]

Originally Posted by Trog

That's what she said.

I did say that... er wait, that's not my usual pronoun.

1. I'm glad you seem to have found someone who can be what you need.
2. Your news in this matter inspires me.
3. I feel odd about you - not in a bad way at all, but I'm hesitant to pursue further interaction in an attempt to resolve it.
4. What's wrong?
5. I appreciate you and wish I could tell you about stuff, but I don't feel right burdening you with the details.

[Prince Zahn]

Originally Posted by Crisis21

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I resent that!

Originally Posted by rayne_dragon

3. I feel odd about you - not in a bad way at all, but I'm hesitant to pursue further interaction in an attempt to resolve it.

I...see.

1. I take inspiration from you and your words. *salutes proudly*
2. I take frustration from you and your words. *facepalms sighingly*
3. I laugh lightheartedly from you and your words.*lols gently*
4. I take wisdom from you and your words.*takes notes avidly*
5. I take pleasure from you and your words. *smiles peacefully*

[Haruki-kun]

1. I keep hearing people talk about "what she said". I don't get it. Who is "she", and why does she keep saying such dirty things?
2. You know... I really like you. But I never talk to you, even though we're on MSN. I guess I just don't have much to talk to you about... but I really like you a lot.
3. It's OK. I'm not depressed anymore. I just have problems dealing with a few things. And those things make me a bit sad.
4. Actually, I sorta wanted to participate in it, but I suppose it's my fault, I edged away from FFRP a bit lately. I'll get back to it come summer. Not that you'll believe me.
5. I shouldn't gloat about it so much, but I'm sorta proud of it...

[Crisis21]

1. Blaming your misspellings on a lack of spellchecker does not raise my opinion of you.

2. *Doodles on your face* P=

3. You're very quotable.

4. OMGWTFBBQ!?!

5. *Promotes*

[Serpentine]

1. If you gave me an assessment of my appearance I'd probably believe it.
2. If you did I probably wouldn't, as you appear to think everyone is drop-dead gorgeous.
3. You need to stop worrying about your appearance and start exploiting it.
4. I kinda really want you to like me, which is probably off-putting.
5. You're not very helpful you know. It's your business, I know, but I really am interested in the nuts and bolts of it.