Five People on GitP (Let the paranoia begin!)

[MonkeyBusiness]

1. Of course you should gloat about it if you're proud of it. Hell, take a picture of it and post it on the internet. Everyone else does.
2. Explaining my business is easy. There are no nuts or bolts: only happiness. And bananas.
3. " "? !
4. <fire extinguisher>
5. Yes, I have. I think you're fun. I've never seen you be mean. You can be quite witty. I like that.

[Blue Ghost]

1. "That's what she said"?
2. I'm sorry for the resentment I've held against you. It was completely irrational, born of bad circumstance. I hope we can get along better in the future.
3. If I'm going to judge, it will have to be in ignorance, but I really don't think it's a good idea to let your secret fester. If only I knew what to do or say... I love you and am praying for you.
4. You always seem so courageous and confident in your convictions. I wish I could talk to you sometime and get some tips from you... but you don't have any form of IM.
5. Do I have a crush on you? I can no longer tell what a crush feels like.

[A Rainy Knight]

1. You're so friendly and upbeat, I sometimes wonder if you're a sentient machine programmed for the purpose of being cheerful. But I like you how you are!
2. Talking to you = excellent. Mathematical fact.
3. I immediately thought of you when I saw the author's name in our latest reading in English class.
4. I'm considering whether or not I should make you a totally unrequested new avatar for the sheer heck of it.
5. Thanks!

[Em Blackleaf]

Originally Posted by A Rainy Knight

1. You're so friendly and upbeat, I sometimes wonder if you're a sentient machine programmed for the purpose of being cheerful. But I like you how you are!

How'd you know?!

2. Talking to you = excellent. Mathematical fact.

Talking to you/Pizza+MassxTime=AWESOME

4. I'm considering whether or not I should make you a totally unrequested new avatar for the sheer heck of it.

You should do it.

5. Thanks!

You're welcome!



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1) I really wanna hang out with you IRL because you're like the coolest person ever.
2) I would like to know you better. I know it's the internet, but I wish you'd talk to me. :/
3) I want to somehow bottle the essence of your personality.
4) I really wanna hang out with you IRL, but implosions would ensue. ;P
5) You're beautiful and I want your hair.

[Serpentine]

Originally Posted by Em Blackleaf

2) I would like to know you better. I know it's the internet, but I wish you'd talk to me. :/

*talks at*

1. You really are adorable. And you pull it off, with a real air of genuinity, unlike a number of others.
2. My god. Your lips. P:
3. I kinda feel bad about displacing you from the forums. But, well, I think I'm more a part of this community than you ever were. So ner
4. I think we'd get along together. As long as I don't end up annoying the bajeebus out of you...
5. Good call on the burger place. It was delicious P:

[Blue Ghost]

Originally Posted by Em Blackleaf

3) I want to somehow bottle the essence of your personality.

Ooh, essence bottling? That's my wizardly specialty! *gives lessons in essentiamancy*

1. Due to your being so sweet and always using female avatars, I have developed a crush on you.
2. I wish you would take off the mask once in a while.
3. You're a good man, and playing the evil role in SMBG doesn't really become you.
4. Will you be my teacher?
5. I'm still waiting for your return.

[rayne_dragon]

Originally Posted by Serpentine

*talks at*

1. You really are adorable. And you pull it off, with a real air of genuinity, unlike a number of others.

Why thank you!

1. It's up to you.
2. Where are you these days? I hope you're doing well.
3. I'm not sure this was such a good idea, negative ideas sometimes seem to take on a life of their own.
4. You're really beautiful, but I'm scared to tell you just how beautiful you are.
5. I don't really know anything about you, but for some reason I feel would like to.

[BladeofOblivion]

Originally Posted by Blue Ghost

3. You're a good man, and playing the evil role in SMBG doesn't really become you.

This probably isn't me, but it more or less fits anyway...

1. Ow.
2. Mea Maxima Culpa!
3. I got the straight man setup instead of the punchline, but thanks for quoting me anyway.
4. I'm very sorry about posting that link, even if it was in 8 or so spoilers. It was still worth it.
5. Hey, don't take that! That's my Gallbla-...*Falls unconscious*

[Trog]

Originally Posted by MonkeyBusiness

1. Of course you should gloat about it if you're proud of it. Hell, take a picture of it and post it on the internet. Everyone else does.

1. *looks down. Looks back up* Er... Trog's pretty sure that'd be violating some forum rules.

Originally Posted by MonkeyBusiness

4. <fire extinguisher>

2. GAH!

Originally Posted by rayne_dragon

4. What's wrong?

3. Trog was attacked by a fire fighting monkey! And Trog's cigarette went out!! D:

Originally Posted by Crisis21

2. *Doodles on your face* P=

4. On the other hand Trog now seems to have a nifty greasepaint mustache. >>

Originally Posted by Slurpintime

3. You need to stop worrying about your appearance and start exploiting it.

5. << ... >> ... *mustache waggle?* o.O

[Haruki-kun]

1. I just don't like putting pics of me on the internet. Maybe someday.
2. Oh, you so silly.
3. Oh, you so silly, too.
4. For a moment I thought you'd actually changed your name.
5. I wanna be your friend but I'm shy around people.

[Vonriel]

1. *strikes a match, offers it* You look like you could use this.

2. You know, you should totally talk to me sometime.

3. You too, but only because you don't do it nearly often enough.

4. I hate you for creating this, it's my new guilty pleasure.

5. I should really go to that this year, but I'm both too lazy and probably going to be too busy to attend. Sorry.

[Kris on a Stick]

1. Sorry, but Butler pulls the look off better.
2. 'Cynical and Sarcastic'? Don't make me laugh.
3. Why the hell are our timezones so incompatible!? I mean, Thailand and Australia are sorta close together, right? Closer than Thailand and the US, anyway.
4. Don't get all high and patronizing. You're just as bad, sometimes. Worse, even.
5. Might I direct you to copy paste characters? I know it'll seem petty, but using '=/=' instead of '≠' pisses me off to no end.

Edit: 6. Your name, your avatar, I JUST noticed. Wha-What the HELL!?!?

[Serpentine]

Originally Posted by Kid Kris

1. Why the hell are our timezones so incompatible!? I mean, Thailand and Australia are sorta close together, right? Closer than Thailand and the US, anyway.

I know, right?! We should, like, totally h-

Originally Posted by Kid Kris

1. Don't get all high and patronizing. You're just as bad, sometimes. Worse, even.

Aw

Originally Posted by Kid Kris

Edit: 6. Your name, your avatar, I JUST noticed. Wha-What the HELL!?!?

Mwahahahaha

Oh, uh... Hrm. Running out of people, and things to say about them...

1. You are seriously messed up, and I say that with all sympathy. If there is a Hell, your father is going there for what he did to you.
2. Makes me sad that you've disappeared before I could even start to get to know you.
3. If you're being honest, then you have some seriously weird mental illness.
4. I think you've been here long enough that it's time for you to start growing up.
5. I would like it if it worked out for you two, or at least went somewhere good.

[Trog]

Originally Posted by Slurpintime

4. I think you've been here long enough that it's time for you to start growing up.

NEVER!!!

1. I want to go hiking with you. Once upon a time I could climb a whole bluff at a jog. Probably not so much now. Sad.
2. Your offer to explore the abandoned nuclear power plant is a tempting one. Yay adventure! But you live too far away and aren't really on here any more anyway. =/
3. I'm rather enjoying our conversations.
4. Have fun moving. I kid of course because moving is never fun. Hope it goes well anyway.
5. Sushi? ( o.o)>@ <(o.o )

[rayne_dragon]

1. Do you honestly expect anyone to want to drink that?
2. I really didn't want to read about all that stuff today. It's okay though, I still like you.
3. Ah, so you're still around. That's all I needed to know.
4. I'm rather liking you as I read more of your posts. You seem like someone I would like to be friends with.
5. (imagine Nelson from the Simpsons) Ha-ha!

I'm think I'm actually starting to like this...

[BladeofOblivion]

1. Fire! Yay!
2. I'm sorry about counterspelling everything you did in that one Duel. It did prove just how overpowered Faeries are, though! Especially Spellstutter Sprites!
3. Yes, my character is a Yawgmoth Expy. Don't question it.
4. Pride. Yeah, my biggest one is Pride. To an extreme degree.
5. I like you because we think basically the same way. Weird, huh?

[RabbitHoleLost]

1. Yeah. It hurt a little. I know you meant well, and I know you're worried, and I love you to pieces, but getting an "intervention"esque note from you was unexpected and cut straight through me.
2. I miss you. Please come visit me again...or come to the meetup or something. That weekend was just too short.
3. I don't think you really play SMBG's anymore, but I'm glad I was "stuck" in a car with you last year. It was a pleasant surprise to click with you so quickly, especially since I had been worried.
4. You creep me out. Seriously. And not in a cool, occult way. In a bad way.
5. I'm pretty sure I ruined myself through you.

[Reinholdt]

1. You're positively adorable. I want to give you hugs.
2. I think I respect you now.
3. I never should have hurt you. It's unacceptable and I'm sorry.
4. I'm going to hunt you down for avatars. Lots and lots of avatars.
5. I'm watching you. Always... watching... you... *falls asleep*

[MonkeyBusiness]

1. What?! Another one? <fire extinguisher again>
2. Me too. It's your turn, by the way.
3. Yes, I'll be your teacher ... but only if I get to call you "Grasshoppper"!
4. (Imagine Nelson's Pillar.) Ka-blam! Ha- ha, indeed!
5. I am almost as cheerful in real life as I am online. Is it programming? I'm not sure I know what that means. It's partly my nature, and partly learned. But it's all real. Still, I do have my moments of dejection, like anyone else. And when Monkey gets mad ... look out Nelson!




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[Blue Ghost]

Originally Posted by BladeofOblivion

4. Pride. Yeah, my biggest one is Pride. To an extreme degree.

Mine too!

Originally Posted by BladeofOblivion

5. I like you because we think basically the same way. Weird, huh?

Same here!

1. I wish I had the words.
2. Oh... *sobs*
3. What I would give for a drop of your wisdom.
4. I get kinda lonely on this path. Walk with me awhile?
5. I love you too.

[Thufir]

1. I really just want to hold you and make everything be alright. Why do things have to be so difficult?
2. You would get on so well with one of my RL friends if I could ever get the two of you to meet somehow.
3. Don't sell yourself short. You're the most attractive man I can think of.
4. You also have a tendency to state things as if they're completely unquestionable truth, when in actual fact they're matters of opinion on which you are in a staggering minority.
5. I don't think I ever mentioned this before, but I was in a choir with someone who is pretty much your doppelganger.

[Em Blackleaf]

Originally Posted by Blue Ghost

1. I wish I had the words.

I know exactly how that feels.

1. More accordions! >:O
2. Don't let this week kill you and I won't let it kill me either. Deal?
3. You seem much older than you are.
4. You make me giggle on a regular basis. :)
5. My sides would split if I ever hung out with you IRL.

[A Rainy Knight]

Originally Posted by Em Blackleaf

1. More accordions! >:O

1. No, more tubas! >:/

Originally Posted by Em Blackleaf

2. Don't let this week kill you and I won't let it kill me either. Deal?

2. Consider it signed in blood.

Originally Posted by Em Blackleaf

3. You seem much older than you are.

3. Well, that would probably be hard given that I'm really a TEN THOUSAND YEAR OLD IMMORTAL! Dun dun dun.

Originally Posted by Em Blackleaf

4. You make me giggle on a regular basis. :)

4. I try, I try.

Originally Posted by Em Blackleaf

5. My sides would split if I ever hung out with you IRL.

5. The feeling is mutual, I assure you.

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1. I'm glad you exist!
2. Someday, someday I'll ride off into the sunset with you as your wisecracking sidekick after delivering a sound thrashing to the bad guys.
3. I'm quickly mentally associating you with the phrase "asplode."
4. You have a fun username.
5. You, me, HALO, this summer.

[Trog]

1. Semi-private communication to someone specific
2. Flirting vague enough to tempt readers into thinking it might be directed to them
3. Passive aggressive statement of personal dislike
4. Worry that a previous statement was directed at him
5. Humorous reply to something not directed at him

[Serpentine]

1.Smart-arse And isn't pretty much everything here, by this thread's very nature, passive-aggressive?

2. Aw. Gone again

3. If the solutions to your problems are immediately apparent and you simply choose not to use them, then I'm not likely to be very sympathetic to your whinging.

4.

5. My neck is covered in little scratches... It's kinda creepy-looking.

[BladeofOblivion]

1. Wow, look at that wonderful piece of Metahumor above!

2. I found the 'YOU!' Thread yesterday, and you look completely different from how I expected. Not half bad, though.

3. I'm not being Passive-Aggressive. You're being Passive-Aggressive.

4. No, you're thinking of someone else.

5. I'm on fire again! WHY?!

[Trog]

1. O.o Aye-aye Cap'n *Breaks out his little pirate accordion thingy. Plays*
2. *hands tissue to* ( o.o)>~ <(T.T )
3. Probably not all of them? The ambiguity of the the thread can certainly lend one to acting that out I suppose? But the fear of intimacy that results when one cannot trust that is a symptom of said condition, I suppose, could be circumvented in a way by making positive statements that you would not otherwise do for fear of rejection. Like most things it's in the way that you use it.
4. Mmmm... chocolate chip cookies. P=
5. *lights you on fire* Yay indeed! ^(^_^)^ *lights Coffin Nail™ off of*

[Alarra]

1. I sent them three days ago. Are you as nervous as I am?
2. Yes, I know...fail = me. I'll try to work on it today.
3. Judgments? oh right.... I'll try to work on it today.
4. I have no idea where you want me to post that.
5. I can has cookie?

[Serpentine]

1. I would quite like to jump your bones.
2. And yours.
3. And yours.
4. You that'd probably be too creepy, but I think you'd have pretty gorgeous friends for me to drool over.
5. You I'd almost like to try dating. Alas!

[TheCountAlucard]

1) Get him, he's wearin' fin extensions! (beats up)
2) I mean, it just seriously bugs me that all the last little cereal pieces in the bowl cling together for survival like that!
3) I am so looking forward to my Infernals game because of you.
4) I know you're in there! Get out of that cup! (shakes)
5) You know, I like you; you're very cool and I'm almost always entertained by your posts here.