GtKaP Interview Thread 2: Anxe

[Fredaintdead]

Originally Posted by Nameless

Gherkins... or olives?

1. Olives... although I'd prefer neither.

Originally Posted by SaintRidley

Languages you speak?

Favorite Language?

Favorite word?

1. English and a smattering of French.

2. English, because I can speak it.

3. Hug, although it does tie with Love.

Originally Posted by Kneenibble

Good sir,

What is one great thing about living in the UK?

Do you have a favourite place there?

1. Hmmm, we have... okay food.

2. My home.

Originally Posted by mangosta71

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

Will you go quietly when they come for you?

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

Are you running to something, or from something?

What's the magic word?

1. We have plenty of cheese.

2. No, I will take my axe in hand and fight until the bitter end. In my final hour, I shall be pure steel and death.

3. The Rule of Cool.

4. I'm running to and from myself.

5. Please.

Originally Posted by Kneenibble

Do the words "wait for your turn" mean anything to you?

1. Yes, yes they do. (I presume this one wasn't aimed at me, but I thought I'd be a little witty... it probably hasn't worked)

[ghost_warlock]

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

[Thufir]

Could you please separate out questions to put each one above the corresponding answer rather than leaving them in a block in the quote?

Why have you not declared your intention to attend the UK meetup?

[Serpentine]

Are you the Messiah, or are you, in fact, a very naughty boy?

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Have you ever listened to Bjork?

Do you like Bjork?

What's your favourite/least hated Bjork song?

[Blue Ghost]

Favorite color?

Favorite fruit?

Favorite ice cream?

What is your theme song?

What is your alignment?

What is your Magic: The Gathering color?

What is the meaning of life?

What are your thoughts on:

Love?
Friendship?
Freedom?

What is the color of your aura?

What does your essence taste like?

Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one?

[Haruki-kun]

Is there an animal in the world that you can't stand?

Do you have an irrational fear?

Is there something that bothers you or annoys you when you know it shouldn't?

[Skeppio]

If you could have dinner with any person, living, dead, real or fictional, who would it be?

And would you pick up the check?

[Serpentine]

What is your alignment?

How do you define the alignments?

[Fredaintdead]

Originally Posted by ghost_warlock

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent
1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?
Sabrine the Teenage Witch.
2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?
My intelligence.
3. Roses or orchids?
Roses.
4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?
Generally... food.
5. How did you get to be so awesome?
I stole it from a passing Hobgoblin.
6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?
Hmmm, I'd say I was in a sandpit, and I wish I could've told my 7 year old self how to solve a Cartesian Equation.
7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?
One of my best friends, she's... pretty special.
8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?
Freddie Mercury.
9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?
I want to be remembered for making people happy, and for being a good guy.
10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)
ALL OF ZEM! I CAN HAZ LOLCATS?
11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?
Psychic powers.
12. Beards or babies?
Beardbabies.
13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?
Beardaxe: An axe that comes out of your beard... and serves ale... with wenches.
14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?
To while away the hours, counting all the flowers.
15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?
Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.
16. Favorite mythological monster?
Phoenix
17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?
On top of Mount Everest, with lightning crashing around us.
18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?
Of course I did... with friendship!
19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?
Meh, not too fussed.
20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?
I have absolutely no idea.

Originally Posted by Thufir

Could you please separate out questions to put each one above the corresponding answer rather than leaving them in a block in the quote?
Done.

Why have you not declared your intention to attend the UK meetup?
Sorry, I've been busy. It is incredibly likely that I shall not be attending. In fact, you might as well put me down as a no for at least another year, if not 4.

Originally Posted by Serpentine

Are you the Messiah, or are you, in fact, a very naughty boy?
Haven't we already discussed this? You already know I'm a very naughty boy Serp.

Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll

Have you ever listened to Bjork?
Nope.
Do you like Bjork?
Haven't listened to them.
What's your favourite/least hated Bjork song?
See ^

Originally Posted by Blue Ghost

Favorite color?
Blue.
Favorite fruit?
Apples
Favorite ice cream?
Chocolate
What is your theme song?
Ready to Roll by Jet Black Stare... well, right now it is. It changes constantly.
What is your alignment?
As Fred: Chaotic Good, as myself: Neutral Good.
What is your Magic: The Gathering color?
Green
What is the meaning of life?
To live and love... also 42.
What are your thoughts on:

Love?
An important part of life.
Friendship?
Another important part of life, without which I would be nothing.
Freedom?
Important part of life number 3.

What is the color of your aura?
Black and Gold
What does your essence taste like?
White Chocolate.
Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one?
Either Lix Lorn or Em Blackleaf. Im going to hide in the corner now.

Originally Posted by Haruki-kun

Is there an animal in the world that you can't stand?
Leeches, although I realise that they have a function within our ecosystem.
Do you have an irrational fear?
Failure and heights.
Is there something that bothers you or annoys you when you know it shouldn't?
Sometimes just the odd comment can tick me off in a way I know I shouldn't be ticked off.

Originally Posted by Skeppio

If you could have dinner with any person, living, dead, real or fictional, who would it be?
Winston Churchill.

And would you pick up the check?
Of course I would, that man is a national hero.

Originally Posted by Serpentine

What is your alignment?
Neutral Good

How do you define the alignments?
Labels to common character traits.

Bloomin' heck that's a lot of questions.

[Mauve Shirt]

On a scale of 12 to Awesome, where would you place yourself?
Where would you place me?
What webcomics other than OOTS do you read, if any?

[Fredaintdead]

Originally Posted by Mauve Shirt

On a scale of 12 to Awesome, where would you place yourself?
About a 4.
Where would you place me?
10.5
What webcomics other than OOTS do you read, if any?
Anti-Heroes, Ctrl-Alt-Del, Darths and Droids, Goblins Life, GU Comics, Looking for Group, Dark Legacy, Penny Arcade, Pokemon-X, PvP Online, Teh Gladiators, The Noob Comic, Weregeek, WoW Eh, Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic, Complex Actions, GG Guys, Heroes of Lesser Earth and Axe Cop.

[wxdruid]

Not sure it it was asked before, but, Are you glad to be back in the Playground?

[Fredaintdead]

Originally Posted by wxdruid

Not sure it it was asked before, but, Are you glad to be back in the Playground?

Of course I'm glad to be back. Very much so indeed.

Keep 'em coming, I've got all day.

[ghost_warlock]

gw's Just Because Questions of Duplicitous Intent

Spoiler

1. Do you hold grudges? If so, for how long?

2. What's your favorite band/musician?

3. Do you like juice? If so, what is your favorite kind of juice. If not, what would you rather drink?

4. Which do you prefer, wool or cotton?

5. Have you ever owned a slinky?

6. If you could take on the mantle of an established comic-book character, which one would you choose? That is, if you could become Batman, Superman, Mysterio, Magneto, Nite Owl, etc., which would you want to become?

7. Which is your favorite meal of the day?

8. Do you eat a lot of snacks?

9. What is your favorite restaurant?

10. Who was the most recent person you talked to in person?

11. What was the last thing you said to that person?

12. Which of the following two words do you think makes a sentence creepier when added to the end: 'ladies' or 'hard'?

13. What do you think of when you read the word 'fishmember?'

14. Do you like haiku?

15. If you had a choice between zombies or aliens destroying humanity, which would you choose?

16. Sufficiently advanced aliens visit earth and say they'll change just one thing about you. It can be anything at all. What would you choose?

17. Do you think aliens from another planet ever actually visit Earth?

18. Do you prefer to control a project from beginning to end, always repair the same flaw in someone else's project, choose to leave well enough alone, or some other mode of creation I haven't figured out here?

19. You could build your dream house within five miles of your current home. What goes into it?

20. I give you a seed; you water it with your favorite bit of poetry. What sprouts from it?

[Fredaintdead]

Originally Posted by ghost_warlock

gw's Just Because Questions of Duplicitous Intent

1. Do you hold grudges? If so, for how long?
I find it pointless to hold a grudge.
2. What's your favorite band/musician?
Hmmm, I'd say Queen.
3. Do you like juice? If so, what is your favorite kind of juice. If not, what would you rather drink?
Orange Juice.
4. Which do you prefer, wool or cotton?
Cotton.
5. Have you ever owned a slinky?
Yes.
6. If you could take on the mantle of an established comic-book character, which one would you choose? That is, if you could become Batman, Superman, Mysterio, Magneto, Nite Owl, etc., which would you want to become?
Thor.
7. Which is your favorite meal of the day?
Lunch
8. Do you eat a lot of snacks?
Not really.
9. What is your favorite restaurant?
Planet Hollywood.
10. Who was the most recent person you talked to in person?
My sister.
11. What was the last thing you said to that person?
"Okay, bye."
12. Which of the following two words do you think makes a sentence creepier when added to the end: 'ladies' or 'hard'?
Ladies.
13. What do you think of when you read the word 'fishmember?'
Secret Agent Cod.
14. Do you like haiku?
Sometimes.
15. If you had a choice between zombies or aliens destroying humanity, which would you choose?
Aliens. At least then I don't have to kill any family or friends.
16. Sufficiently advanced aliens visit earth and say they'll change just one thing about you. It can be anything at all. What would you choose?
Make me braver.
17. Do you think aliens from another planet ever actually visit Earth?
Maybe one day.
18. Do you prefer to control a project from beginning to end, always repair the same flaw in someone else's project, choose to leave well enough alone, or some other mode of creation I haven't figured out here?
I'd like to control a project from beginning to end, but if I need to take a break, then I'll leave well enough alone.
19. You could build your dream house within five miles of your current home. What goes into it?
TECHNOLOGY AND SCIENCE!
20. I give you a seed; you water it with your favorite bit of poetry. What sprouts from it?
A heart-shaped bear.

*whistles*

[RabbitHoleLost]

Any Fictional Crushes?
If you could have dinner with any Playgrounder, who would it be?
Ice cream or cake?

[Thufir]

Who the eff is Hank?

[Fredaintdead]

Originally Posted by RabbitHoleLost

Any Fictional Crushes?
None that I can recall. There are fictional ladies I think are cute or good-looking, but nothing I'd call a crush.
If you could have dinner with any Playgrounder, who would it be?
I have to choose? Darn, that's a tough one, I'd just end up taking you all out to dinner I think, maybe one by one or in small groups.
Ice cream or cake?
Ice cream cake.

Originally Posted by Thufir

Who the eff is Hank?
Hank is a tiny yellow songbird.

*more whistling*

[Ranger Mattos]

Cake or Pie?

Favorite author?

[Fredaintdead]

Originally Posted by Ranger Mattos

Cake or Pie?
Cake, definitely cake.

Favorite author?
Terry Pratchett.

[Gadora]

What's your favorite genre of your favorite form of media?

What do you think of abstract art?

What was the last book you read? Was it any good?

[Fredaintdead]

Originally Posted by Gadora

What's your favorite genre of your favorite form of media?
Hmmm, well, my favourite form of media tends to be literature. And my favourite genre is fantasy.

What do you think of abstract art?
It's nice to look that, but I'm not interested in doing any.

What was the last book you read? Was it any good?
The last book I read was... Monstrous Regiment by Terry Pratchett, and yes, it was very very good.

[Blue Ghost]

Why does Serp keep asking you if you're the Messiah?

[Asthix]

What's the deal with the white lantern corps? Benevolent space druids or Euclidian neutrality society?

[Fredaintdead]

Originally Posted by Blue Ghost

Why does Serp keep asking you if you're the Messiah?
It's a Monty Python Reference (Life of Brian)

Originally Posted by Asthix

What's the deal with the white lantern corps? Benevolent space druids or Euclidian neutrality society?
I dunno, they just let me hit things.

*does the dance of joy*

[Thufir]

If you don't mind me asking, Where exactly do you live?
I mean, not like an address, but city?

Any idea what you're going to do once you finish school?

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Fredaintdead]

Originally Posted by Thufir

If you don't mind me asking, Where exactly do you live?
I mean, not like an address, but city?

Urm... do you mind if I avoid that one a bit? I'll just say I'm from the West Midlands due to paranoia.

Any idea what you're going to do once you finish school?

History at Staffordshire University.

What is your name?

Fred.

What is your quest?

My quest is to win the heart of yonder fair maiden.

What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?

About half as fast as an unladen vomit.

[Reinholdt]

Thank you Fred. It's always good to see that you ain'tdead.

Next up, we have a well known, if frequently absent, role-player. Let's all give a warm red welcome to Kid Kris!

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:

Spoiler

What question would you like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
What is the square root of Pi?
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What makes you enthusiastic?
What disappoints you?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?

[wxdruid]

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

What do you like to collect?

How many avatars do you have?

Will you ever attend GenCon?

What type of chocolate do you prefer?

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?