1977, the year. What does this make you think of? So far, I've been very disappointed with everyone's answers. Their answers... do not reflect my tastes. If someone gets the right thing, I will be one happy bunny.
Speaking of which, did you know that bunnies can SCREAM!!?!?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life? The slightly more open me.
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose? I'd take a third option: let them all die! Wahahahaha!
...
Wait.
What is your favorite word? Defenestrate!
What is your least favorite word? Jowl. *shudders*
What makes you enthusiastic? Um...
What disappoints you? The world.
...
Well that was depressing.
What sound do you love? Cello. You are a lovely, lovely instrument.
What sound do you hate? When people are talking and then they've clearly got a frog in their throat or something because their voice is getting croakier and fainter and they're clearly struggling to form words, but they keep trying to talk anyway and you end up cringing because their voice keeps getting stranger and more labored but they won't just STOP. FOR ONE SECOND. AND CLEAR YOUR THROAT ALREADY. GODS!
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
ANYTHING. PLEASE.
...
Eh. A writer I guess.
What profession would you not like to participate in? Eh...? A construction worker, I guess?
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What color(s) do you prefer to wear? *looks at avatar*
*looks at signature*
*looks at text color*
*looks at Reinholdt's introduction*
Guess.
What do you like to collect? I'm not much of a collector.
How many avatars do you have? Way too many to count. Being an avatarist yourself helps with that. You don't have to go through all the pain of posting in the Request thread, waiting three months for someone to pick up your request, then waiting another three months to find your avatarist has left the Playground.
Will you ever attend GenCon? ... Maybe? I live in completely the wrong country after all, but who knows?
What type of chocolate do you prefer? Dark!
Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel? Eh, no.
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Where's that avatar you promised me? Over the rainbow. So start looking, pal!
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>.>
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Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all? Yes.
Will you go quietly when they come for you? NEVAR!!!!
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Yeah, okay.
What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice? Neutrino 3000.
Hey, you never said it had to be a real weapon!
Are you running to something, or from something? Yes.
What's the magic word? Alla Peanut Butter Sandwiches!
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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who? Holy hell yes. Way, WAY too many. Most recently: Zuko.
2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of? Um... uh... er... ???
Artistic skill, maybe. With words and colors. Music and cooking, not so much.
3. Roses or orchids? Orchids, yo.
4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day? Survival instinct, at a guess.
5. How did you get to be so awesome? Oh, well, you know. Some people are just born this way, I guess. And by some people, I mean me.
6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then? Practice: It works, bitches. SO DO IT.
7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be? My best friend, I guess. I don't have an SO, so I don't get to mention them. v.v
8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with? Uh...?
9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for? "He made... pretty good ice cream."
10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)
11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live? Ability to animate drawings. I would animate O-Chul.
12. Beards or babies? No.
13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition? I diiiiid... But I CAN'T REMEMBER IT! *sob*
14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent? "The spirit of a deceased elephant. It leads poachers astray with false noises and tracks, then uses them as a hat. A rather stylish hat, with a feather in it. The type that makes people look twice and go "damn, that's a nice hat."
15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head? Sadly, I don't get old-fashioned songs stuck in my head.
16. Favorite mythological monster? Nagas.
17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle? Under the sea! As is appropriate for us of opposite dispositions, I shall start near the surface, and you shall start one mile down.
18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how? I would certainly hope so.
19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones? SILLEH!
20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions? Because.
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How did you find GITP?
Uh... I can't remember, actually. I was linked to OotS somewhere.
What's your favourite place in the real world?
???
And not in the real world?
Sanctaphrax would be pretty cool.
Favourite book?
Good Omens.
Favourite movie?
Up.
Favourite TV serie?
Battlestar Galactica (re-imagined)
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Orange juice, pulp or no pulp? Pulp is an abomination which must be annihilated.
Ever knocked over a biker's bike? No.
Your least used arm is now replaced by a mechanical one, what special ability does it have? LASER POINTER!
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Why did you pick "Kid Kris" as you name? My name is Kris, and I was a Kid. Do the math.
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Actually it was because I was going through a sidekick phase at the time. I'm not anymore, and I'm thinking of changing it, but I can't think of anything yet that reflects me while still keeping the Added Alliterative Appeal.
Why did you choose what you did for your avatar? I like devils.
Is there anything that you think people should know about you that they wouldn't find out from just reading your posts?
If so, what? Not particularly? *shrug*
What is your alignment? Lawful INSANE, would probably be the best choice.
What is your Magic: The Gathering color? Ugh. These things. The choices are always so laughably transparent and stereotyped, it's not even funny. Well, gotta answer somehow...
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Grey, I guess. Grey's good.
What is the meaning of life? *insert pop culture numerical reference here*
What are your thoughts on:
Love?
Friendship?
Freedom?
Pretty cool things.
What is the color of your aura? Grey. Again.
What does your essence taste like? Like blueberry syrup.
What’s your elemental affinity? FIAH!!!! =D
Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one? Um... Oh damn. The playgrounder I would have asked previously is a playgrounder no more... Happyturtle is a classy lady, who I would totally ask to the next Playground Prom.
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1977, the year. What does this make you think of? So far, I've been very disappointed with everyone's answers. Their answers... do not reflect my tastes. If someone gets the right thing, I will be one happy bunny. I can settle with you being an unhappy bunny.
Speaking of which, did you know that bunnies can SCREAM!!?!? No, but I am distinctly unsurprised.
They both look like pricks. I suppose Sid Vicious looks marginally less prickish than idol, judging by those pictures alone.
If I give you a 15-20 page long joke, will you promise to read it all? Sure.
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I still consider myself a feminist despite having a biological attraction to certain parts of female anatomy and the desire to now and again see plate metal curvaceously wrapping around their sensual forms in a cradle of cold, sumptuous, steel.
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Does that mean "yes, I'm still planning on doing it", or "don't hold yer breath?"
Both.
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I still consider myself a feminist despite having a biological attraction to certain parts of female anatomy and the desire to now and again see plate metal curvaceously wrapping around their sensual forms in a cradle of cold, sumptuous, steel.
Do you have a favorite author? If so, whom? Only one? I suppose then, the late Mr. D. N. Adams.
If you were The Giant for a day, what would you do? Resist the temptation to look at his notes. NO SPOILERS, PL0X!
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SWEEEET.
Wait. Ok. It's 30 pages. You still in?
Sure! S'long as it's not the 'Nate than lever' one. I've heard it.
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I still consider myself a feminist despite having a biological attraction to certain parts of female anatomy and the desire to now and again see plate metal curvaceously wrapping around their sensual forms in a cradle of cold, sumptuous, steel.
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Hmm... that was yesterday, so I can't quite remember... musta been this or this, can't remember which one I listened to last.
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How do you get your avatars looking so slick and professional?
Um... practice? Natural talent? Not using Inkscape? I don't have a clue of course, since I don't have a comparison with other people's methods.
[egotism]Have any of your Five Playgrounder thingies been about me? Nope! But you can pretend number 5 of this one is to you if you like. Because it's to no one. I just put it there because I couldn't think of a 5th thing to say to someone. >.>
If so, was it good, bad or neutral?[/egotism] Any, I suppose, depending on your point of view, how you read it.
What's your favourite RPG, in any medium? I've played and played KotOR II so many times it's not even funny. More recently, I've taken a liking to my copy of Monster Hunter Freedom, partly because I (finally) managed to get over myself and kick Velocidrome's ass to get to the actually fun parts of the game. Of course, now I'm stuck on the Cephadrome because the damn fish won't pop out of the sand long enough for us to have a proper scrap-a-like, and I'm a crap aim with sonic bombs/crag shots. CEPHADROME!
What's your favourite type of game (any)? Uh... for computer games, tie between RPGs and RTS. There's not much of a culture for tabletop gaming around here, which I find unfortunate, and as far as PbP goes, I'm practically married to mah Freeform buddies (it's the type of marriage where I spend long periods away at work, coming home late in the night to poke listlessly at pieces of gelatinous steak while complaining loudly about how there's no spark in the relationship anymore, but am completely happy with anyway).
We've had zombies, and now vampires. What do you think will be the next ridiculously-popular-to-the-point-where-it's-ruined undead? Land of the Wights, perhaps? And who couldn't picture this charming fellow as the newest heartthrob of a generation of tweenage girls?
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I still consider myself a feminist despite having a biological attraction to certain parts of female anatomy and the desire to now and again see plate metal curvaceously wrapping around their sensual forms in a cradle of cold, sumptuous, steel.
What's your favorite genre of your favorite form of media? Uh... um... bwa? You're cruel.
What do you think of abstract art? Depends on the individual artist.
What was the last book you read? Was it any good? To completion? I reread Good Omens. Of course it was.
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What would you like people here to know about you? Nothing in particular.
Could you pet me and call me a pretty birdy? *pets hesitantly*
Um... You're a... pretty birdy? T^T
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What is your opinion of ponies? Cute, but not for me.
What is your favorite animal? Kestrels!
What is your favorite thing to talk about? ???
What is your favorite thing to think about? ???
If you were me, what would you ask you? "If you were me, what would you ask you?" Hah!
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I still consider myself a feminist despite having a biological attraction to certain parts of female anatomy and the desire to now and again see plate metal curvaceously wrapping around their sensual forms in a cradle of cold, sumptuous, steel.
First Question: Still, I don't actually have one, but let's twist this question to suit my own ends. Post-Apocalyptic fiction! I'm writing my Extended Essay on it! But it's hard to find good examples. So suggest some. Literary value unnecessary: it'd help for the essay, but I'm looking around for my own enjoyment as well.
Second Question: No one in particular. I just make a habit of not making sweeping generalizations or forming block opinions of entire genres/forms. Except romantic comedies. Screw romantic comedies.
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I still consider myself a feminist despite having a biological attraction to certain parts of female anatomy and the desire to now and again see plate metal curvaceously wrapping around their sensual forms in a cradle of cold, sumptuous, steel.
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Thank you Kid Kris. You're always... so... very... red.
Next up, we have the magical genie in the bottle who refuses to grant my wishes (for good reasons I suppose), Djinn_in_Tonic! Give him a rub!
Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions: What question would you like to be asked? What traits do you look for in an ideal pet? What is the square root of Pi? What's your favorite OOTS strip? What's your favorite Erfworld strip? How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life? Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose? What is your favorite word? What is your least favorite word? What makes you enthusiastic? What disappoints you? What sound do you love? What sound do you hate? What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? What profession would you not like to participate in?
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There is happiness for those who accept their fate.
There is glory for those who resist their fate.
Next up, we have the magical genie in the bottle who refuses to grant my wishes (for good reasons I suppose), Djinn_in_Tonic! Give him a rub!
You've never ASKED for any wishes! Don't blame ME!
What question would you like to be asked?
This one.
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
You know, I've never really thought about it. Something cuddly and not requiring to much 24/7 attention, I suppose. Cats are nice for both these reasons.
What is the square root of Pi?
Blueberry. And it's delicious.
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
Hm. Tough one. Possibly the one where Haley got her voice back, if only because that arc was really annoying 'cause she couldn't talk. There are to many good ones though...
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
Ansom's death at the hands of the Twoll. I'm not sure why, but I loved that moment.
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
I'm a magical wish-granting genie. So pretty accurately.
Well, to actually be truthful, it relates pretty well. I think I'm close to the same person in text as I am in person...sometimes a bit acidic, but ultimately a nice guy trying to be helpful whenever he can. But I may be biased, 'cause I have no idea how you guys view me.
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
...WHY must I choose? This is the situation where I try my damnedest to do both. The circumstances are important though.
What is your favorite word?
I don't really have "favorites," honestly. Just part of my personality. But "quail" is a word I quite enjoy.
What is your least favorite word?
"Fluids" has always bothered me. As has "luscious," for unknown reasons.
What makes you enthusiastic?
Swing Dancing. I f---ing LOVE it.
What disappoints you?
Not succeeding at something I know I'm able to. Also, missing my dancing evening due to weather and/or sickness.
What sound do you love?
Trickling water, but only in a natural setting. The sound of water over rocks is really relaxing to me.
What sound do you hate?
Rubbing a balloon. This grates on my nerves to an immense extent.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Hm...pretty much anything, honestly. I love the idea of being a jack-of-all-trades (and already sort of am).
What profession would you not like to participate in?
Magical space prostitute. The "magical space" part is probably okay though.
What color(s) do you prefer to wear?
I tend to wear blues, greens, and reddish-oranges normally. When I dress up, it's in black pants and a black vest, with a brightly colored dress shirt (purple or red for preference).
What do you like to collect?
I have a small collection of strange dice, but that's not really a "collection." I also pick up playing cards off the street and keep them in my wallet. Only face cards though, and I'm not sure where the habit started.
How many avatars do you have?
To many to count. At least two variations of the Djinn for every major (and many minor) holidays, as well as a bunch of others for random reasons.
Will you ever attend GenCon?
Maybe? I never remember what GenCon actually is. I'd need people to go with either way though.
What type of chocolate do you prefer?
I'm not a big chocolate fan, honestly. Solid chocolate actually causes my teeth to suffer huge spikes of pain. Just something in how my nerves are structured.
Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?
No. I'm the Djinn...I just change the damn weather. I don't need a channel.
Wanna play League tonight(So that means between now and a couple of hours, timezones, eh.) with me?
Um...perhaps? If I'm around.
Favorite kind of whiskey?
Good whiskey? I drink a lot of Crown Royal, but that's only 'cause it's not that expensive around here. I've had a glass of a $200 whiskey once though...THAT was beautiful.
What LoL Champion do you think I should improve with/play more?
Everyone should play more Poppy, just for the lols.
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