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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
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Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
As the drumming shakes the air around you, you direct your pack and the young moiuid into the fronds of a nearby Crept sapling. Your semi-transucent purple coloring fails to hide you very well at all, sadly. You contrast against nearly everything in the swamp around you. The purple stands out against the water below, it stands out against the trunks of the crepts as well as their fronds, in fact, the only thing you blend in with is the other Naargal in your pack.
As the drumming nears you discover the source. A large brown creature lumbers toward you. It's coat is covered in misshapen bony spikes, and it's face is adorned with a set of large tusks, but the strange thing about this creature is six bony appendages protruding from the sides of the creature that create a rhythmic drumming sound on the ground as it walks. It seems to resemble the Muks that you killed back in the Creeper forest.
The creature pauses as it sees your pitiful attempt at stealth in the swamp and looks toward you with a single large black eye. Soon, the eye develops bright red veins on the surface, and the drumming resumes as the large beast smashes crepts and splashes in the water toward you. It's charging!
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Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
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Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
As the Muk like creature charges toward you, you send your pack to the side and unleash a sizzling ball of hydrogen infused slime towards the creature's single eye. As it flies through the air, the ball of saliva catches fire, but you soon find that you have missed the large creature. A dreadful hiss is released from the waters of the swamp as your slime slowly mixes with the water. At the last second you attempt to leap out of the way of the creature, only to find the dreadful realization that your jets are much less effective above the surface of the sea.
With a nasty crunch the creature smashes into your side, shattering your armor and forcing your purple lifeblood onto the trunk of a nearby crept. Even as the crept careens over from the force of the impact, you find the creature raising it's tusks to tear your translucent, unarmored body into delicious edible chunks. As it does so, the sound of a pack of enraged Naargal creates an accompaniment to the drumming of the monster, and just as you believe it will strike the final blow, you see your pack claw their way onto the back of the disgusting beast and attack it, sparing you a few precious seconds...
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You struggle and press with all your might against the heavily reinforced jaw of the Muk and manage to just pry yourself out of the bony cage that has evolved from the primitive tusks from the Creeper Forest. Despite the great distraction of having several vicious Naargal clawing at it's back, it still manages to retaliate against your escape, tearing yet another blow to you and shattering the hard exoskeleton surrounding you. Every slight movement of the air and water hurts beyond belief as you manage to limp away from the Muk.
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Anger and primal instincts overcoming you, you unleash a quick blast of flamable spittle at the Muk. The Muk discounts you as a threat to him no longer and focuses on your pack, just as the liquid splatters against one of many embedded bone plates. The force of the impact causes the liquid to release a familiar hissing sound and suddenly burst into flames, turning the effected area into a dead black char.
The Muk's drumming becomes rapid and off key, and frantically the giant beast sways it's body from side to side, brutally shaking loose the angry Naargal. As the drumming pounds into your ears and the light of the orange flames reflects off the Muk's eyes, you know that this may be your last chance to live this encounter, as the Muk begins to charge.
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Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
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Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
The hulking creature, crushes the underbrush and splashes through the swamp as it charges. The flames char it's skin as it's repeatedly coated in volatile goo from your pack following him. Desprately, you attempt to dodge out of the way of the creature, but it's too fast, and you are just too hurt to move fast enough to get out of the way. The last thing you remember is being impaled violently upon the tusks of the creature, and being torn ruthlessly into shreds upon the trunk of a Crept.
---time passes---
You are a worker of the newly formed Naargal nest on the world beyond the Solarian. You crowd yourself into the community living areas when you are tired, which is among 20 or so other individuals at any time. Your sole duty is to spread your specially created, non volatile goo on the walls of the cavern, creating smooth, ribbed surfaces for the Naargal to travel up and down into and out of the water. Your life has been nothing but eat, work, and occasionally take orders from your mostly absent Alpha, who has yet to return from his most recent trip.
Recently, a particularly massive Naargal has begun to take control. He has gathered his own posse and begun to give orders to workers like you. Unlike all the other workers, you still follow the orders of the previous Alpha, but when the new Alpha finds out, you may have to take his orders, otherwise you could attempt to take over the nest yourself, but what could a worker like you do?
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Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
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Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
Besides, we've always been cannibals; why stop now?
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Plague Rat in the Playground
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Originally Posted by Grim ranger
I support the godly magazine idea, and hope that Eld can serve as mix of town crier and incredibly deadpan game show host in some sections. Also, for some odd reason, he will also make appearance when it comes to godly fashion tips, for even if he is grim reaper he will be the most bishounen god there is. Just you wait
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Originally Posted by Moonwolf
Damn you and your comprehensive understanding of synergistic tactics. :|
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