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06-13-2011, 05:30 PM
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#331
Titan in the Playground
Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
Dude, I knew your girlfriend was kinky, but how did she talk you into...this ?
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My wedding underwear has a picture of Dallas Dakota's face on them.
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Why do I have the feeling that you actually really grind Smurfs to make your ice cream?
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06-13-2011, 09:26 PM
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#332
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2010
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
Honorable kinky mention!
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Originally Posted by
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Dude, I knew your girlfriend was kinky, but how did she talk you into...this ?
Third Place!
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Originally Posted by
Eldan
"A wizard did it."
Second Place!
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Crisis21
The real inspiration for Disney's The Emperor's New Groove .
Grand Prize!
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Originally Posted by
SemiteLock
"Man C.S. Lewis is really getting desperate for material..."
This is fun. Take it away, SemiteLock!
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Official president of the Teevo must die fanclub
06-14-2011, 01:22 PM
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#333
Barbarian in the Playground
Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
At work unfortunately, so second place can go ahead and post one up.
Last edited by SemiteLock : 06-14-2011 at 01:22 PM .
06-14-2011, 06:00 PM
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#334
Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
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SemiteLock
At work unfortunately, so second place can go ahead and post one up.
Why, thank you!
Here we go!
06-14-2011, 07:00 PM
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#335
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Do these jeans make me look trashy?"
06-14-2011, 08:57 PM
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#336
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
All right, someone has to say it.
"Jed ! I think thar's a racoon in your britches!"
"Naw, honey, I'm just happy ta see ya'... "
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06-15-2011, 01:52 AM
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#337
Ettin in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Hell itself (Ohio)
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Jesus what do these people eat? It smells like rancid soap and metal shavings in here!"
06-15-2011, 06:10 PM
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#338
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2010
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
No Billy, don't do it! Just accept that the pants are a lost cause!
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06-16-2011, 02:30 AM
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#339
Colossus in the Playground
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"She turned me into a Newt!"
"What? That's a raccoon!"
"Never had any biology lessons, Sir."
06-16-2011, 08:14 AM
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#340
Orc in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2011
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Do they even make 12/8 pants anymore?"
"Raccoons: not as innocent as alleged. Turns out they would hurt a fly."
"Don't go too close. That raccoon is possessed by a Raggamoffyn."
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06-16-2011, 08:15 AM
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#341
Colossus in the Playground
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"The Killer Pants strike again! Soon, there won't be a raccoon left in these woods!"
or
"When I said "Stuff a weasel down your pants" I meant while still wearing them. Also, that's no weasel."
Last edited by Eldan : 06-16-2011 at 08:17 AM .
06-16-2011, 09:57 AM
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#342
Dwarf in the Playground
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Whew! Glad they decided to forgo the tumble dryer!"
06-16-2011, 11:54 AM
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#343
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Feb 2011
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Wizard stag nights: Don't drink and cast Baleful Polymorph."
@V: Awww... That one is better than mine...
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06-17-2011, 01:30 PM
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#345
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
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HalfDragonCube
@V: Awww... That one is better than mine...
Nah, I think yours is more original.
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It ain't not over 'til the Rich Baker bellows.
avatar by me.
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06-19-2011, 09:37 PM
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#346
Halfling in the Playground
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
How many times have I told you to empty your pockets before putting them in the washer!
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06-20-2011, 07:34 AM
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#347
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Predictably Surprising
Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"♫ Oooh there's a rakoon in my pocket,
and he's stealin' all my change ...♫."
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I'm sig'ing in the rain, just sig'ing in the rain....
Somme old avatars, by me
06-20-2011, 09:07 PM
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#348
Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
Honorable Mention: The Obvious Joke award.
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Originally Posted by
Scarlet Knight
"Jed ! I think thar's a racoon in your britches!"
"Naw, honey, I'm just happy ta see ya'... "
Third Plase, and the Better Line Than 'A Wizard Did It' Award:
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Originally Posted by
HalfDragonCube
"Wizard stag nights: Don't drink and cast Baleful Polymorph."
Second Place, and the Hum A Few Bars and I'll Fake It Award:
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Originally Posted by
smuchmuch
"♫ Oooh there's a rakoon in my pocket,
and he's stealin' all my change ...♫."
First Place, and the Mastery of English Pun-fu Award.
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Originally Posted by
Trufflehound
"Raccoons: not as innocent as alleged. Turns out they would hurt a fly."
Your turn Trufflehound!
06-24-2011, 08:58 AM
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#349
Orc in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2011
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A very windy city.
Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
06-24-2011, 09:45 AM
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#350
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Man! Making Crystal-Meth is hard !"
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06-24-2011, 12:05 PM
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#351
Orc in the Playground
Join Date: Jan 2011
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...I don't...really know.
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
And so the siege of Tennessee began.
06-24-2011, 02:57 PM
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#352
Ettin in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Stewpid ___holes. Ah told them not to bring dat skwirl home. Now look what it done did. Evrabody knows ain't no trustin' skwirl.."
06-25-2011, 03:43 AM
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#353
Dwarf in the Playground
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
Dang! Now why did I let my Meteor Swarm insurance lapse?
06-25-2011, 06:34 AM
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#354
Troll in the Playground
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Water squirts in , fire squirts out . Water squirts in , fire squirts out ..."
06-25-2011, 11:58 AM
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#355
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Thanks, Dad, that Chuck Norris guy was starting to piss me off".
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06-25-2011, 12:13 PM
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#356
Dwarf in the Playground
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
What? Splashing a cup of water on the pan of flaming grease seemed like a great idea at the time.
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I have a
bloog now. Go check it out if you love strange poetry.
06-25-2011, 01:43 PM
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#357
Colossus in the Playground
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"... and that's why we don't insult the Volcano God."
06-25-2011, 02:21 PM
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#358
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Feb 2011
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Studying-upon-laptop
Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
'And so ends our lesson on brewing awesomesauce.'
06-25-2011, 03:14 PM
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#359
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2011
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
So yes honey! You were right this time! I should have called a professional!
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06-25-2011, 03:50 PM
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#360
Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
You do realize that the Mythbusters say "don't try this at home" on every show for a reason , right?
Last edited by Crisis21 : 06-25-2011 at 03:55 PM .
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