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Old 06-13-2011, 05:30 PM   Top  -  End  -  #331
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Dude, I knew your girlfriend was kinky, but how did she talk you into...this?
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Old 06-13-2011, 09:26 PM   Top  -  End  -  #332
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Honorable kinky mention!
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Old 06-14-2011, 01:22 PM   Top  -  End  -  #333
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At work unfortunately, so second place can go ahead and post one up.

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Old 06-14-2011, 06:00 PM   Top  -  End  -  #334
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At work unfortunately, so second place can go ahead and post one up.
Why, thank you!

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Old 06-14-2011, 07:00 PM   Top  -  End  -  #335
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"Do these jeans make me look trashy?"
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Old 06-14-2011, 08:57 PM   Top  -  End  -  #336
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All right, someone has to say it.

"Jed ! I think thar's a racoon in your britches!"
"Naw, honey, I'm just happy ta see ya'... "
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Old 06-15-2011, 01:52 AM   Top  -  End  -  #337
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"Jesus what do these people eat? It smells like rancid soap and metal shavings in here!"
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Old 06-15-2011, 06:10 PM   Top  -  End  -  #338
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No Billy, don't do it! Just accept that the pants are a lost cause!
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Old 06-16-2011, 02:30 AM   Top  -  End  -  #339
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"She turned me into a Newt!"
"What? That's a raccoon!"
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Old 06-16-2011, 08:14 AM   Top  -  End  -  #340
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"Do they even make 12/8 pants anymore?"

"Raccoons: not as innocent as alleged. Turns out they would hurt a fly."

"Don't go too close. That raccoon is possessed by a Raggamoffyn."

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Old 06-16-2011, 08:15 AM   Top  -  End  -  #341
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"The Killer Pants strike again! Soon, there won't be a raccoon left in these woods!"

or

"When I said "Stuff a weasel down your pants" I meant while still wearing them. Also, that's no weasel."
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“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse,” I said, sounding calm, probably inaudible in the midst of the screaming. “Inevitable. Wasn’t that how she put it? I told them. Warned them.”
-Taylor Hebert. Yes, I'm a proud Skittle.

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Old 06-16-2011, 09:57 AM   Top  -  End  -  #342
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"Whew! Glad they decided to forgo the tumble dryer!"
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Old 06-16-2011, 11:54 AM   Top  -  End  -  #343
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"Wizard stag nights: Don't drink and cast Baleful Polymorph."

@V: Awww... That one is better than mine...
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Old 06-16-2011, 06:49 PM   Top  -  End  -  #344
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To slightly borrow FTAM,

"... A wizard did it"
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:30 PM   Top  -  End  -  #345
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@V: Awww... That one is better than mine...
Nah, I think yours is more original.
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Old 06-19-2011, 09:37 PM   Top  -  End  -  #346
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How many times have I told you to empty your pockets before putting them in the washer!
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Old 06-20-2011, 07:34 AM   Top  -  End  -  #347
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"♫ Oooh there's a rakoon in my pocket,
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Old 06-20-2011, 09:07 PM   Top  -  End  -  #348
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Honorable Mention: The Obvious Joke award.

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Your turn Trufflehound!
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Old 06-24-2011, 08:58 AM   Top  -  End  -  #349
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Old 06-24-2011, 09:45 AM   Top  -  End  -  #350
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"Man! Making Crystal-Meth is hard!"
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Old 06-24-2011, 12:05 PM   Top  -  End  -  #351
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And so the siege of Tennessee began.
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Old 06-24-2011, 02:57 PM   Top  -  End  -  #352
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"Stewpid ___holes. Ah told them not to bring dat skwirl home. Now look what it done did. Evrabody knows ain't no trustin' skwirl.."
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Old 06-25-2011, 03:43 AM   Top  -  End  -  #353
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Dang! Now why did I let my Meteor Swarm insurance lapse?
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Old 06-25-2011, 06:34 AM   Top  -  End  -  #354
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"Water squirts in, fire squirts out. Water squirts in, fire squirts out..."
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Old 06-25-2011, 11:58 AM   Top  -  End  -  #355
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"Thanks, Dad, that Chuck Norris guy was starting to piss me off".
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Old 06-25-2011, 12:13 PM   Top  -  End  -  #356
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What? Splashing a cup of water on the pan of flaming grease seemed like a great idea at the time.
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Old 06-25-2011, 01:43 PM   Top  -  End  -  #357
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"... and that's why we don't insult the Volcano God."
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Old 06-25-2011, 02:21 PM   Top  -  End  -  #358
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'And so ends our lesson on brewing awesomesauce.'
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Old 06-25-2011, 03:14 PM   Top  -  End  -  #359
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So yes honey! You were right this time! I should have called a professional!
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Old 06-25-2011, 03:50 PM   Top  -  End  -  #360
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You do realize that the Mythbusters say "don't try this at home" on every show for a reason, right?
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