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I should probably get around to judging this already...
Let's see...
A speech...
I'm not one for speeches, so I'll keep this short.
Firstly, I'd like to thank our competitors for making me laugh.
Secondly, there is no secondly, just prizes.
The prize for best foreign language entry goes to...
TheFallenOne!
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Originally Posted by TheFallenOne
"Zis is Jugendliche Mutanten Ninja Schildkröten! Prepare to be blitzkrieged at a leisurely pace!"
The prize for best stereotype reference goes to...
Omeganaut!
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Originally Posted by Omeganaut
"The French panic today turned out to be caused by a single turtle wearing an army helmet. France's allies express concern at their ability to defend themselves.
The best commercial entry award goes to...
Scarlet Knight!
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Originally Posted by Scarlet Knight
"Turtlewax gives a hard shell finish...Turtlewax!"
And the grand prize goes to...
Oh, we have a double nominee!
Bhu! Come up onto the stage to accept the trophy!
*gestures to small award statue*
For your work on the Six Million Dollar Familiar...
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Originally Posted by Bhu
"We can rebuild your Familiar, We have the technology..."
cookies fro reference
...and Modern Day Aesop...
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Originally Posted by Bhu
"Sure the rabbit may be faster than me, but lets see him get past the machinegun nests."
...we'd like you to have this cheque for 42i + 16 Imperial Credits!
Congratulations to all our runner ups. Despite not winning, you still made me laugh, and I hope many others as well. In recognition of your efforts, you will all receive a fancy pen!
*holds up pen*
Psst... About that reference, when do I get the cookie?
"I can't believe it, but you are right. The kitten actually feels like its giving off significant heat. Wait a minute, did you remember your Geiger counter?"
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Thread won! I don't think I have the authority to do that but whatever
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse,” I said, sounding calm, probably inaudible in the midst of the screaming. “Inevitable. Wasn’t that how she put it? I told them. Warned them.”
-Taylor Hebert. Yes, I'm a proud Skittle.
I'm gonna be against the flow here and say outlined.
What? Everyone else are against the flow too, okay?
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Originally Posted by The Glyphstone
In the grim statistics of the far future, there is only math.
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Originally Posted by Kneenibble
Most Hilarious Murderer in the Playground. Both his episodes of hysterically ending my life left me chuckling even hours later when I thought about them.
'I'm Cave Johnson, and I'm proud to announce the lastest in biotechnology from Aperture Science: the forcefield kitty! Capable of resisting 400 PSI, this newly-engineered feline will fulfill all your household protective needs.
Warning, forcefield kitty may spontaneously combust over your lawn.'
Eldan:"When they weaponized cats, we had already lost the war."
and TheFallenOne:The police's quick response made it very clear that no, she can not has cheezburgers.
and our winner:
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HalfDragonCube:'I'm Cave Johnson, and I'm proud to announce the lastest in biotechnology from Aperture Science: the forcefield kitty! Capable of resisting 400 PSI, this newly-engineered feline will fulfill all your household protective needs.'
I'm gonna be against the flow here and say outlined.
What? Everyone else are against the flow too, okay?
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Originally Posted by The Glyphstone
In the grim statistics of the far future, there is only math.
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Originally Posted by Kneenibble
Most Hilarious Murderer in the Playground. Both his episodes of hysterically ending my life left me chuckling even hours later when I thought about them.
"Skitty used Rollout! It's not very effective..."
[/obligatory Pokemon reference]
That, or for any Tropers here,
"Samus is a catgirl!"
Samus meaning the character from Metroid, shown here using the Morph Ball ability. The trope name referenced is "Samus Is A Girl".[/fyi]
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"I swear, that cat was so )&*^$%ed at me, its legs retracted and it shot at me like a cannonball. No, dude, It happened. I am never making any cat angry ever again."
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Wanted for reckless endangerment, property damage, reckless driving and violation of the time space continuum by teleporting a car: Prof. Emmett Brown, Marty McFly. Suspects may be in different epoch.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse,” I said, sounding calm, probably inaudible in the midst of the screaming. “Inevitable. Wasn’t that how she put it? I told them. Warned them.”
-Taylor Hebert. Yes, I'm a proud Skittle.