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After the flying car incident, no player ever forgot to put skill points towards Driving.
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I'm an engineer. I solve practical problems.
Like how to get a ground-faring car in your window.
My car takes 100 gallons of fuel to run for one minute... so I have to improvise.
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I'm gonna be against the flow here and say outlined.
What? Everyone else are against the flow too, okay?
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In the grim statistics of the far future, there is only math.
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Most Hilarious Murderer in the Playground. Both his episodes of hysterically ending my life left me chuckling even hours later when I thought about them.
"So, Jamie, the movie myth about a sports car being able to break through a wall in a high-octane car chase...?"
"Busted."
"Busted. Now let's go collect Buster's head..."
"We need further examination, but you may need to call a plumber."
"Or possibly a stonemason."
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
"While it was quit a spectacular accident, I was slightly more impressed by the police officer's ability to navigate the debris to place the ticket on the windshield."
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My evil plans are bearing fruit. Sadly, none of my plans actually require fruit.
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Now is the time we've all been waiting for!
The <insert ordinal here> semi-weekly Caption awards!
Now for the speech...
Now, again, I'm not one for speeches, so I'll keep this short.
Now, on to the awards!
The DeLorean Award for best movie parody goes to...
Eldan! For "The Consequences of Time Travel"!
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Wanted for reckless endangerment, property damage, reckless driving and violation of the time space continuum by teleporting a car: Prof. Emmett Brown, Marty McFly. Suspects may be in different epoch.
The Angry Guy Award for best action comedy goes to...
The Succubus! For "Day in the Life of the Hulk"!
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The Hulk reacted badly to being wheelclamped.
The Golden Windscreen Wiper Award for best video game reference goes to...
Luka! For "Need For Speed is not an Instructional Video"!
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"Dude I told you it was not like in Need For speed! you get stuck after slow motion!"
The Silver Bookend Award for best documentary goes to...
Omeganaut! For his groundbreaking "History of Seemingly Unimportant Skills"!
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After the flying car incident, no player ever forgot to put skill points towards Driving.
The Captain Obvious Award for best situation comedy goes to...
Crisis21! For "You Did What?"!
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"What really puzzles me is not how they crashed through a second-story wall, but how they got it into the second floor apartment beforehand."
And now for the important awards...
*drum roll*
The Silver Caption Award goes to...
*even more drum roll*
Dark Elf Bard!
For her role in "Trials and Tribulations of a Landlord"!
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"We need further examination, but you may need to call a plumber."
"Or possibly a stonemason."
*Dark Elf Bard comes up onto stage and gets flowers and a silver award statuette of a captioned picture*
Now... For the moment some of us have been waiting for...
*drum roll*
*opens envelope*
Oh, we have a surprising result here!
The Golden Caption Award goes to TheFallenOne, for his magnificently hilarious portrayal of teenage life, "You're Grounded!"!
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It would've been easier to convince her father it was an unforeseeable accident if she hadn't built the ramp.
Come up on stage and accept your award!
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Co Founder of LUTAS. For all your less than useful heroes out there.
*enters stage*
I... won.
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD, BABYLON!
You chose the right path, loyal subjects. I will rule with an iron fist, strict but just(unless I feel like having fun). My captions will roam this thread, making the weak masses despair in front of their unchallengable might...
*pauses as someone whispers in his ear*
What, I just have to give you a new picture and then select a new winner? No fair! Is there perhaps a way to withold crowning a new winner if all submitted captions suck?
*grumbles*
Fine. Have at it.
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I've never teared up on behalf of a character of mine before. Congratulations, TFO.
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It's all fun and games until someone loses their wheelchair.
OR
The band was never the same after Steve left the drums behind and rolled onto the crowd.
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Originally Posted by MesiDoomstalker
Thread won! I don't think I have the authority to do that but whatever
"Hey, they said on the front that disabled people got front-row seats!''
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Quote:
This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
The band is Chamillionaire.
It was closed down not only for the crowd-rolling, but for dirty lyrics.
Or of least, it would have been, if anyone had caught them doing it...
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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