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Old 04-06-2012, 01:42 PM   Top  -  End  -  #781
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Old 04-06-2012, 03:04 PM   Top  -  End  -  #783
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"Spay And Pray"

I wanted to go for something more elaborate here, but nothing came out good enough.
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Planet of the apes was a success now for the producer's next investment.
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Old 04-06-2012, 06:11 PM   Top  -  End  -  #785
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History would record that everything went wrong when Fluffy the cat was allowed to watch The Matrix.
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Old 04-06-2012, 09:36 PM   Top  -  End  -  #786
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Old 04-07-2012, 04:04 PM   Top  -  End  -  #787
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"July 4th 2013: The day Michael Bay's cat finally got tired of Mike's ________."
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Old 04-07-2012, 07:05 PM   Top  -  End  -  #788
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The ST didn't expect this to happen in his Exalted Modern game when one player said his concept was "cat totem Lunar that uses a pistol".
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Old 04-07-2012, 07:48 PM   Top  -  End  -  #789
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You know you don't play enough Call of Duty if your cat doesn't go ballistic too
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Target eliminated.






(Short and simple. Also, couldn't come up with anything else.)
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:30 AM   Top  -  End  -  #791
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'"You know how you said a housecat could kill a commoner?"

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Old 04-12-2012, 11:25 AM   Top  -  End  -  #792
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I. said. NO. BATHS!
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Old 04-12-2012, 12:00 PM   Top  -  End  -  #793
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Although the effects of violent video games on children were well documented, recent events caused a surge in demand for research on pets.
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Old 04-13-2012, 06:22 PM   Top  -  End  -  #794
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"Who touched Sasha...
...WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?
AHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Yeah, can't think of anything batter.
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Old 04-14-2012, 11:13 AM   Top  -  End  -  #795
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"No one suspected Fluffy was head of the revived Medellin cartel until the fateful day he sampled the product."
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Old 04-15-2012, 11:55 PM   Top  -  End  -  #796
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Where Is Your Red Dot Now, Human?!?!

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Say snoogums again! Say snoogums again, I dare ya, I double dare ya Mutha ________ say snoogums one more _____ ________ time!
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Old 04-16-2012, 06:47 PM   Top  -  End  -  #797
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I'll Show you who's the Glitch in the Matrix here, Morpheus!
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Old 04-17-2012, 04:38 PM   Top  -  End  -  #798
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So... is there a time limit on how long a picture can be up before it's called? It's been nearly two weeks and I really do not think there will be many more submissions.

And since I am in the mood for more captioning...

"The battle between the cat and dog ragged throughout the house, but it wasn't until a rocket launcher emerged from the fish tank that things truly started to get ugly."
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Old 04-18-2012, 06:24 AM   Top  -  End  -  #799
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Old 04-20-2012, 04:38 AM   Top  -  End  -  #800
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Coming soon on the Discovery Channel, Cat Wars!
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Old 04-20-2012, 10:32 PM   Top  -  End  -  #801
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Just out of curiosity, how long do we wait before declaring the set over? The pic was posted on 4/6 and it is now 4/20... Just wondering what the rules are for this, since I could not find them in the OP...
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Old 04-21-2012, 03:25 AM   Top  -  End  -  #802
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I think someone has eaten Dark Elf Bard.
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Old 04-21-2012, 04:03 AM   Top  -  End  -  #803
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She HAS been abnormally absent for some reason...
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Old 04-21-2012, 04:35 AM   Top  -  End  -  #804
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I hope he's alright...
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Old 04-21-2012, 10:42 AM   Top  -  End  -  #805
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I think we might need a guest judge here to decide the winner.
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Old 04-21-2012, 12:48 PM   Top  -  End  -  #806
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:43 PM   Top  -  End  -  #807
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"The battle between the cat and dog ragged throughout the house, but it wasn't until a rocket launcher emerged from the fish tank that things truly started to get ugly."
This has GOT to be worth an honerable mention, considering the looks my coworkers gave my snickering when i read it...
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Old 04-25-2012, 10:39 PM   Top  -  End  -  #808
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I'm not sure who's turn it is to post, but as there seems to be no activity I'm going to move things along:

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Old 04-25-2012, 11:37 PM   Top  -  End  -  #809
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"Pardon me, sir, but might I borrow a cup of seal?"
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The new Extend-O-Matic neck allows you to reach even the loftiest of morsels.
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