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The sun was searing, the wind biting, as well as the scorpions, but she kept silent through it all. She knew what they were really after. She would not give in. She would not tell the men to "Quit horsing around."
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Now if I had gotten a better agent, I might have landed that Gone with the Wind role, but no, I had to pick the worst. He might as well be one of these dumb mules, the big fat _(*^& *&($& *)(&%$*$ $#%^&(*)&%^#$.
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Judy sighed as tossed the brochure aside. The front page of the advertisement landed face up.
"Need some relaxation? Enjoy exotic locations? Contact Ali's Adventures. Local transportation provided."
Not that it wasn't true, but she couldn't shake the feeling that it still seemed like false advertizing to skip the part about the monkey... Or lunch burritos....
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78% of all DM's start their first campaign in a tavern. If you're among the 22% who didn't, copy and paste this into your signature and tell us where you DID begin.The players were attacked individually on the road on the way to town by werewolves. To survive, they had to team up then and there without knowing anything about eachother (literally -- all character sheets were completed without other players' knowledge).
The sun was searing, the wind biting, as well as the scorpions, but she kept silent through it all. She knew what they were really after. She would not give in. She would not tell the men to "Quit horsing around."
Second place for unexpected laughs:
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Originally Posted by Loreni333
Damn Bronies and their fandom.
First place for understanding local customs:
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Originally Posted by The Succubus
She averted her gaze, knowing that it was rude to stare at someone's ass.
Take it away Succubus!
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Open floor - mush, you huskies and seek me a picture!
So, I woke up this morning, heated up some pizza and checked online. I saw that there was an open floor and tried to decide which picture to use. This one looked great. I also thought people might like to give this one a shot.
But ultimately I decided on :
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(bonus points for captioning the linked images as well)
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K9 officer Butch Cassidy has given the phrase "dirty cop" a whole new meaning after he was caught digging a whole to hide a bone filled with cocaine.
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Lets do these in order:
It's all fun and games until someone goes to the hospital for a previously unknown cactus allergy in critical condition.
My Kitchen couldn't stand the heat. Ironic huh?
I'm telling you, that chainsaw bike is far less affective than my scythed motorcycle against zombies. You're on!
Sweeny Todd: The Early Years.
I knew I had been playing CoD: Zombies too much when I started seeing weapon pick-ups in my own house.
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Last edited by Omeganaut : 05-15-2012 at 09:01 AM.
"I don't think it qualifies as a CRIMINAL collar if they need a leash to go with it..."
For the BONEuses.... (in order of appearance)
"The modern adaptation of Snow White looks odd in NYC, but that's the new director for you..."
While practice had taught her to turn off the steam setting, some would say that she still misunderstood the meaning of pressed sandwiches and flat-bread pizza.
Hoping to increase revenue, the restaurant started offering free trimming services with every delivery. It worked well until the Spring roses started coming in...
No one was surprised when Tim announced he would be leaving the design firm for culinary school.
Excerpt from Biography: After being let go as the Cliffport sketch artist, Dave embraced his fantasy art with a new fervor. Soon he was experimenting with a radical concept later to be called "3D".
Edited for another caption on the actual picture...
"But officer, I sware I have no idea where Miss Twinkle got that gun...."
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78% of all DM's start their first campaign in a tavern. If you're among the 22% who didn't, copy and paste this into your signature and tell us where you DID begin.The players were attacked individually on the road on the way to town by werewolves. To survive, they had to team up then and there without knowing anything about eachother (literally -- all character sheets were completed without other players' knowledge).
Last edited by Kalrany : 05-15-2012 at 06:01 PM.
Reason: Just thought of another.....
Honorable mention and the "It Is An Entirely Plausible Scenario" award goes to :
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Ever since the cops started playing D&D, they've searched everything for traps. You never know when a dog is really a drug-dealing druid.
And the Wiener for this dog related caption is :
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Originally Posted by Kalrany
"I don't think it qualifies as a CRIMINAL collar if they need a leash to go with it..."
For the BONEuses.... (in order of appearance)
"The modern adaptation of Snow White looks odd in NYC, but that's the new director for you..."
While practice had taught her to turn off the steam setting, some would say that she still misunderstood the meaning of pressed sandwiches and flat-bread pizza.
Hoping to increase revenue, the restaurant started offering free trimming services with every delivery. It worked well until the Spring roses started coming in...
No one was surprised when Tim announced he would be leaving the design firm for culinary school.
Excerpt from Biography: After being let go as the Cliffport sketch artist, Dave embraced his fantasy art with a new fervor. Soon he was experimenting with a radical concept later to be called "3D".
Edited for another caption on the actual picture...
"But officer, I sware I have no idea where Miss Twinkle got that gun...."
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Honorable mention and the "It Is An Entirely Plausible Scenario" award goes to :
And the Wiener for this dog related caption is :
Really???? Cool! Let me attempt to post this....
.....can anyone tell me how to post an image?
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78% of all DM's start their first campaign in a tavern. If you're among the 22% who didn't, copy and paste this into your signature and tell us where you DID begin.The players were attacked individually on the road on the way to town by werewolves. To survive, they had to team up then and there without knowing anything about eachother (literally -- all character sheets were completed without other players' knowledge).
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse,” I said, sounding calm, probably inaudible in the midst of the screaming. “Inevitable. Wasn’t that how she put it? I told them. Warned them.”
-Taylor Hebert. Yes, I'm a proud Skittle.
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