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09-24-2012, 08:45 AM
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#1081
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
I'lll show them what happens when they don't change my batteries for long enough at a time.
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09-24-2012, 08:58 AM
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#1082
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Hey, Harry..."
"Yeah, Fred?"
"I think the human sees us."
"What? Stop being silly, this is the perfect hiding place."
"Yeah, but he's got a newspaper."
"What?"
"Sunday edition."
"... S***"
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09-24-2012, 09:39 AM
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#1083
Titan in the Playground
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Heidelberg, Germany
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
Run! It's a Clockroach!
(that's an actual creature in MMIV, though this looks like a d20 Modern adaption)
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I've never teared up on behalf of a character of mine before. Congratulations, TFO.
09-24-2012, 01:11 PM
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#1084
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2012
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
Amy turned to Rory and sighed. This could only mean one thing.....
"Not again." she said.
"I thought we
fixed that?" he said, cocking his head to stare at the
cracks .
Whovians -- Unite!!!
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09-24-2012, 02:39 PM
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#1085
Orc in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Time is really crawling today."
"Did you get the bug dad?"
"Yeah, I clocked him a good one."
"And I thought 'What has four legs and tells time?' was the set up to a joke."
"er... there appears to be a spider behind your clock."
"Happens every party."
"Why is that?"
"Cause he knows, time flys when we're having fun."
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09-24-2012, 02:53 PM
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#1086
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
Tempus Fumigate.
@Kalrany:
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Diego Havoc, one of the hoopier froods I've met, up there with DeLancie.
09-24-2012, 06:08 PM
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#1087
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
I think I need to call the extimeinator...
09-28-2012, 06:33 AM
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#1088
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
First Place and winner of the "Critical Fail On A Hide Check Award":
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Originally Posted by
North_Ranger
"Hey, Harry..."
"Yeah, Fred?"
"I think the human sees us."
"What? Stop being silly, this is the perfect hiding place."
"Yeah, but he's got a newspaper."
"What?"
"Sunday edition."
"... S***"
Second Place and proud owner of the "Horrific Biological Experiment Award":
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Originally Posted by
TheFallenOne
Run! It's a Clockroach!
Third Place and winner of the "Most Godawful Pun Award" goes to:
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Originally Posted by
SnowballMan
"er... there appears to be a spider behind your clock."
"Happens every party."
"Why is that?"
"Cause he knows, time flys when we're having fun."
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09-28-2012, 09:05 AM
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#1089
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
Thank you, thank you, you're so kind...
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09-28-2012, 09:41 AM
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#1090
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2010
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Togliatti, Russia
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
This shouldn't even happen to a dog.
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09-28-2012, 09:51 AM
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#1091
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
Years later, Mooch's owner would wake up glued inside a gorilla suit and trapped in the Central Park Zoo.
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"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
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09-28-2012, 01:45 PM
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#1092
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2011
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"No, I'm not a fan; I just really hate my dog."
09-28-2012, 04:57 PM
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#1093
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Dear Princess Celestia...
...something has gone terribly wrong with my last spell..."
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Just call me Diego. Mr. Havoc was my father.
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Diego Havoc, one of the hoopier froods I've met, up there with DeLancie.
09-28-2012, 05:21 PM
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#1094
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
Dog and Pony Show: You're doing it wrong.
09-28-2012, 08:24 PM
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#1095
Firbolg in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
I've heard of turning someone into a frog, but this is just nasty.
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And so it was that Zaeed, Aang, Winry, Ezio, Sadoko and Snow White all set out on their epic journey to destroy The Empire.
God I love Exalted.
Desert Elf Druid by Akrim.elf. Thanks!
09-29-2012, 02:05 PM
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#1096
Titan in the Playground
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Heidelberg, Germany
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
Number of times I've felt ashamed for being a Bronie: 2.
Don't ask about the other one.
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I've never teared up on behalf of a character of mine before. Congratulations, TFO.
09-29-2012, 03:47 PM
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#1097
Orc in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"I thought you said this whole 'brony' thing was harmless."
That's not nearly as strange as the person who attended a dog show dressed as Ash Ketchem. Chaos erupted when he started tossing red and white painted tennis balls, shouting "Catch em all!"
"Dear Princess Celestia, today we learned a valuable lesson about... SQUIRREL!"
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09-30-2012, 07:33 AM
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#1098
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
And that was Don's last day as a licensed taxidermist.
09-30-2012, 09:35 AM
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#1099
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Hudson Valley, NY
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"Where is PETA when you need them?"
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09-30-2012, 12:00 PM
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#1100
Ettin in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Hell itself (Ohio)
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"Tabitha...your Mom and I think we need to get you a new hobby..."
09-30-2012, 12:20 PM
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#1101
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Apr 2007
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"I can't believe it's not pony" TM
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09-30-2012, 05:33 PM
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#1102
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2011
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
I've heard of barking mad, but this is...
10-01-2012, 06:05 PM
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#1103
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Hudson Valley, NY
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Look at him! Just look at him! I told you this would happen if you had him fixed!"
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10-07-2012, 03:01 PM
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#1104
Ettin in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Hell itself (Ohio)
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"Hi I'm collecting donations for the ASPCA and MOTHER OF GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? CODE PURPLE!!! CODE PURPLE!!!"
10-09-2012, 11:31 AM
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#1105
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2012
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"No, you stupid human, I am not colorblind. And I hate you."
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78% of all DM's start their first campaign in a tavern. If you're among the 22% who didn't, copy and paste this into your signature and tell us where you DID begin. The players were attacked individually on the road on the way to town by werewolves. To survive, they had to team up then and there without knowing anything about eachother (literally -- all character sheets were completed without other players' knowledge).
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#1106
Firbolg in the Playground
Join Date: Feb 2011
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
And I thought the football jerseys for dogs were bad.
10-10-2012, 05:05 AM
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#1107
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
The honourable mention and "The Most Confused Dog Ever" award goes to...
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Originally Posted by
Scarlet Knight
"Look at him! Just look at him! I told you this would happen if you had him fixed!"
Third place and the "Oh God Mah Eyes" award goes to...
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Originally Posted by
Bhu
"Hi I'm collecting donations for the ASPCA and MOTHER OF GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? CODE PURPLE!!! CODE PURPLE!!!"
Second place and the "Looking For Job" award goes to...
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Originally Posted by
Trog
And that was Don's last day as a licensed taxidermist.
And the winner and the "Vengeance is Best Served Cold" award goes to...
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Originally Posted by
Balmas
Years later, Mooch's owner would wake up glued inside a gorilla suit and trapped in the Central Park Zoo.
Take it away.
No, I mean it.
Take that poor dog away.
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10-10-2012, 08:58 AM
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#1108
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
Well, let's continue in the vein of funny pet pictures!
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Allons-y!
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
Mad scientists. Undead cultists. Friendship Antimatter. OFC bombardments.
Ponythread: The Roleplaying.
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10-10-2012, 09:06 AM
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#1109
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Okay, here's the plan. When the human tries to get me out of this outfit, you swipe the turkey."
"Rrrright!"
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10-10-2012, 11:58 AM
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#1110
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
You know, these stunt wires itch...
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