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#1141
Ogre in the Playground
Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Oh, Joey. You only need four squares for that job."
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The Epic Ballad of the Mighty Sir Thumb.
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Lentrax. Wut r u doin. Lentrax. STAHP! I can't stop laughing now. *giggles outrageously*
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#1142
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
JED!!! Jed! That giant jack rabbit's in the bathroom!
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Timeless Error stole all the things that I could possibly be mistaken for. *happy dances*
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#1143
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
Third place and "The Ominous Banjo Music" award goes to Groundhog:
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Originally Posted by
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JED!!! Jed! That giant jack rabbit's in the bathroom!
Second place and "The Dingo Ate my Baby" award goes to Scarlet Knight:
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Originally Posted by
Scarlet Knight
"Crikey! I need a cleanin' down under!"
And the winner is SnowballMan, who also gets a special "And This Is Why You Don't Use Random Encounter Tables" award:
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Originally Posted by
SnowballMan
"I expect it happens to a lot of people in Australia. But it still took me by surprise. Especially since I live in Iowa."
Take it away!
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#1144
Orc in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
There is a perfectly logical explanation for this... though I don't know what that would be:
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#1145
Ogre in the Playground
Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"And now, no one can blame me for not having my gift wrapped."
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For all the less than useful superheroes out there.
Hugs and cake are available upon request. And when available.
The Epic Ballad of the Mighty Sir Thumb.
Go, enjoy, weave your tale of the Mighty Sir Thumb into his Epic Ballad!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Mynxae
Lentrax. Wut r u doin. Lentrax. STAHP! I can't stop laughing now. *giggles outrageously*
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#1146
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
I always get my sewing machines. By hook or by crook.
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Last edited by Groundhog : 11-15-2012 at 05:33 PM .
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#1147
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2011
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"How many times have you gotten into accidents when you tried to sew while driving? Well, you needn't worry any more! Buy the SafeWheel™ sewing machine, specially designed not to distract drivers, and your vehicle won't get into stitchy situations!"
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#1148
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"See honey? I promised you a sewing machine, so here's your goddamn sewing machine. Now can we please get married before the police come and arrest me? Honey? Honey...? Why are you running away, honey?"
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#1149
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Who do you think is responsible Chief?"
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Just call me Diego. Mr. Havoc was my father.
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Diego Havoc, one of the hoopier froods I've met, up there with DeLancie.
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#1150
Orc in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Now showing in a theatre near you: How a Stitch in Time Saved Hein."
__________________The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.
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#1151
Ogre in the Playground
Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Now people won't have to see my Superman Underoos at my wedding. That really would have ruined the honeymoon!"
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Co-Founding Member of LUTAS
For all the less than useful superheroes out there.
Hugs and cake are available upon request. And when available.
The Epic Ballad of the Mighty Sir Thumb.
Go, enjoy, weave your tale of the Mighty Sir Thumb into his Epic Ballad!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Mynxae
Lentrax. Wut r u doin. Lentrax. STAHP! I can't stop laughing now. *giggles outrageously*
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#1152
Titan in the Playground
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
It all went downhill starting with the first promotional picture of M. Night Shyamalan's new movie.
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I've never teared up on behalf of a character of mine before. Congratulations, TFO.
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#1153
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Hudson Valley, NY
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
Trailer for "The Wedding Singer: II " starring Robert Pattinson...
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#1154
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"I didn't crash that van officer, this is a stitch up!"
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Proof that avataring standards in the Playground have reached an all-time low:
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#1155
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2011
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Sew, the Stitch said that the killer's pattern was coming apart the seams."
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#1156
Orc in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"It was Mr. Black, in the creek, with the sewing machine."
And the winner may very wiel be:
Spoiler
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Taffimai
"Now showing in a theatre near you: How a Stitch in Time Saved Hein."
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#1157
Orc in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
Yay! Okay, I know it is an old one, but I think it has infinite caption potential:
Now, I know this might be tempting to go for cheap shots at the political party of your choice, but please don't blow up the forum rules, okay?
__________________The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.
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#1158
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
*sound of a long, squeeky fart*
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#1159
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Da! I yam for good relations, but no, der ist not truth to rumor that de President ist to make a 'Kiev Girls Gone Wild' Wideo..."
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#1160
Orc in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
I think I'm just going to accept the fact that apparently, I picked a very uninspiring picture. Scarlet Knight goes next.
__________________The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.
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#1161
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
I thought it had potential.
This should stir the creative juices...
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#1162
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2010
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
Now i know what i want for Christmas.
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Most Hilarious Murderer in the Playground. Both his episodes of hysterically ending my life left me chuckling even hours later when I thought about them.
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#1163
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"Russian mail brides: now with free packaging for Christmas!"
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#1164
Ogre in the Playground
Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"No, Ma! Five hookers was plenty! Just don't hit me again!"
__________________
Co-Founding Member of LUTAS
For all the less than useful superheroes out there.
Hugs and cake are available upon request. And when available.
The Epic Ballad of the Mighty Sir Thumb.
Go, enjoy, weave your tale of the Mighty Sir Thumb into his Epic Ballad!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Mynxae
Lentrax. Wut r u doin. Lentrax. STAHP! I can't stop laughing now. *giggles outrageously*
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#1165
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
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Originally Posted by
Taffimai
I think I'm just going to accept the fact that apparently, I picked a very uninspiring picture. Scarlet Knight goes next.
To be honest, when you can't talk about politics it's just a picture of two guys laughing really. It's hard to come up with a good caption for that.
And I can't think of a caption for this one either. :/
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Just call me Diego. Mr. Havoc was my father.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
SiuiS
Diego Havoc, one of the hoopier froods I've met, up there with DeLancie.
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#1166
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
You ? Not even a pun!?
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#1167
Orc in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... has gone to hell."
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#1168
Ogre in the Playground
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
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Scarlet Knight
You ? Not even a pun!?
I do apologise, I was very tired yesterday.
"Oh. When you said you were a "wrap artist" I thought..."
"I think you've misunderstood what plastic surgery entails."
Social faux pas #456: Regifting something your girlfriend gave you.
Social faux pas #457: Regifting your girlfriend.
Better?
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Just call me Diego. Mr. Havoc was my father.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
SiuiS
Diego Havoc, one of the hoopier froods I've met, up there with DeLancie.
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#1169
Ogre in the Playground
Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play a few holes...
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For all the less than useful superheroes out there.
Hugs and cake are available upon request. And when available.
The Epic Ballad of the Mighty Sir Thumb.
Go, enjoy, weave your tale of the Mighty Sir Thumb into his Epic Ballad!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Mynxae
Lentrax. Wut r u doin. Lentrax. STAHP! I can't stop laughing now. *giggles outrageously*
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#1170
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Re: The Caption Contest - Reanimated!
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Originally Posted by
Sgt. Cookie
"Sew, the Stitch said that the killer's pattern was coming apart the seams."
Okay, it's a bit late, but this just seamed sew appropriate.
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Just call me Diego. Mr. Havoc was my father.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
SiuiS
Diego Havoc, one of the hoopier froods I've met, up there with DeLancie.
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