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*bump* Oh what is this? Ah, yes... this nice and shiny diamond...
seriously though, we should start looking for feats and more spells :)
spells:
animate weapon, korg swings his weapon while claiming it moves on it's own (best used for punisment among partymembers "you deserved it, club thinks" )
Meterioite fall: take ranks in prestigeclass hulking hurler and lift and hurl giant boulders. This spell is only available to wizards with the hulking hurler prestige class ("Korg has taken presti-thingy class, Now Korg more powerful")
Pity the Fool: Korg pities the fool who challenges him, the fool (i.e. enemy) is shaken vor 1 round /caster level
Fly, swift: Korg jumps
Bull's strength: Korg Rages!
Mud to stone: Korg grabs some mud and squishes the water from it
Stone to mud: Korg spits on stone
Stone to sand: see disintegrate
Feats:
Craft wand: Korg picks up a twig and scratches is, presto: Korg has wand now, however, Only Korg can use it.
empower [metamagic]: Korg rages
Twin spell[metamagic]: Instead of once, Korg attacks twice
Baleful Utterance: Krog tell bad joke.
Miasmic Cloud: Krog burp.
Summon Swarm: Krog open loincloth flap.
Cold Comfort: Krog hug allies.
Mask of Flesh: Krog rip enemies' faces off.
Caster's Lament: Krog listen to the lamentations of your women.
Path of Shadow: Krog hold up tower shield.
Steal Summoning: Krog perform submission hold on creature.
Hellfire Blast: Krog eat onions. Then burp.
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Idk if this adds to or detracts from the awesomeness of this character concept but if you want some character development, you could take Bear Warrior ("wow, Korg has gotten WAY better at magic...."). Your teammates would have long since realized you didn't really cast magic (really, they would?) and their characters would be SHOCKED when you turn into a bear.
Importantly, I don't see this as actual magic. I've always fluffed it as getting so pissed you turn into a freaking BEAR!!!
Another option is frenzied berzerker, if you want your guy to cast greater (whatever you call ur rage). You can only cast it once per day, initially, because it is a high-level spell slot.
Apologies if any of this has been suggested, I only read the 1st two pages of the thread.
Idk if this adds to or detracts from the awesomeness of this character concept but if you want some character development, you could take Bear Warrior ("wow, Korg has gotten WAY better at magic...."). Your teammates would have long since realized you didn't really cast magic (really, they would?) and their characters would be SHOCKED when you turn into a bear.
Importantly, I don't see this as actual magic. I've always fluffed it as getting so pissed you turn into a freaking BEAR!!!
Another option is frenzied berzerker, if you want your guy to cast greater (whatever you call ur rage). You can only cast it once per day, initially, because it is a high-level spell slot.
Apologies if any of this has been suggested, I only read the 1st two pages of the thread.
I admit to being a bit confused, mainly because I don't recognize the options. Are you trying to play a Barbarian that everyone thinks is a spellcasting wizard, or a Wizard that everything thinks is a rampaging barbarian? Or is he just trying to convince himself? In either case, I'd think you a Duskblade or something similar rather than a Wizard.
There are several Rage feats that do stuff like sheathe you in ice or set you on fire. They would be very effective towards making people believe you are a spellcaster.
Remember that Raging doesn't mean you need to be drooling incomprehensibly. You could be chanting, or yelling out litanies during combat - although I'd think you a Paladin in that case.
the point is that it's a very stupid barbarian who is sure that he is a mighty wizard
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Fireball: throws torch, runs in and uses Whirlwind Attack.
There's also feat that lets you throw a weapon during a charge. I think it's called Hurling Charge...maybe from the Miniatures Handbook?
By the bye, this all sounds very familiar. Do I know you?
This concept, sir, is the greatest I have ever seen, You have, by some miracle, won your own thread.
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There is only one weapon which is always good in all situations: a spell. You are playing a warlock, who cannot cast spells. Welcome to the world of the fighter. We have goblets of Bitter Tears of Sorrow, freshly shed by those who spent all their feats and class features to specialise in melee weapons and faced flying foes.
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Smoke weedstrange herbs catnip to learn spells. You are a magic pothead kitten.
What happens if Korg dies and reanimates himself? KORG THE LICH.
Necropolitan. One level in monk, nineteen levels in barbarian.
He now has a touch attack (unarmed strike) and a lich's paralyzing touch (Stunning Fist), as well as all the spells Korg had in life.
He'll also think that he's invincible--"What you mean, be careful? Korg has fila...fillet...Korg has magic life-box!"
May God have mercy on our souls...
Korg not take levels in not-barbarianWizard class, then Korg would lose caster level!
Lich tembl, tenp,...LA too high! not good for Korg. Korg need more barbarianwizardness!
Korg prepared Explosive Runes this morning!
But Korg no can read...
If you win a thread by posting a post in it, do you win a subforum by posting a thread in it?
Ah! Even better!
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There is only one weapon which is always good in all situations: a spell. You are playing a warlock, who cannot cast spells. Welcome to the world of the fighter. We have goblets of Bitter Tears of Sorrow, freshly shed by those who spent all their feats and class features to specialise in melee weapons and faced flying foes.
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Smoke weedstrange herbs catnip to learn spells. You are a magic pothead kitten.
Korg not take levels in not-barbarianWizard class, then Korg would lose caster level!
Lich tembl, tenp,...LA too high! not good for Korg. Korg need more barbarianwizardness!
Well, I guess it can just be modeled with Improved Unarmed Strike/Superior Unarmed Strike and the Stunning Fist feat. Lord knows that a barbarianwizard's damage relies very little on his actual weapon.
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