Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard

[Doughnut Master]

Magic Mouth = Profession (Sock Puppeteer)

[grarrrg]

I think at this point, the OP should change the title to "Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Lich"

[Zubrowka74]

"Help Me Be Annoying with an Epic Barbarian Lich"

[Morph Bark]

"Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Incantatrix Demilich"?

[Uncle Pine]

Men, I'm using Korg as a NPC in my 4th level campaign and he's AWESOME!!!
Not to mention that the whole party think that he IS a powerful wizard
Thank you, Gnome Alone!

[_flint_]

Mystic Agility: Uncanny dodge, trapsense-claims it's an immediate spell

TIME FOR CANTRIPS!!!

Acid splash: Urinates on opponent

Detect magic: Looks at something for fifteen seconds, if it is fancy looking or shiny it's magical

Daze: Hits enemy with pommel of sword/Shouts "BOO" in their face

Dancing Lights: Lights a lantern/torch and swings it around

Flare: Throws torch in opponent's face

Light: Sets object on fire

Ray of Frost: requires cold environment, throws water at opponent

Ghost sound: Attempts to throw his voice

Touch of Fatigue: Tickles opponent

Mending: Smashes broken pieces back together

Message: Shouts across the battlefield

Open/Close: Refuses to open or close anything, claiming it would be a waste of his spells per day

Arcane Mark: Doodles on an object

Prestidigitation: Never bathes, waves his hands over his body every morning and claims he smells fine

[koboldish]

Fly (probably already been posted, but I haven't seen it yet): ties flasks of holy water to self. They are lighter than air, because flasks are heavier when empty!

Resurrect thread: post something way to late like I am doing right now.