Look in the mirror and see what I saw, take the saw and saw my way out. Or, look in the mirror and see what I saw, take the saw and cut the table in half, two halves make a whole, crawl out through the hole.
What would you do if you were turned into a monster?
Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
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Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
Degeneration 91 Subtract one and add to your signature.
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Deposit it in the bank, then go to Wolfram Alpha and see how long it would take for the money accumulated through interest to be useable as income. Hrm... even using a fairly generous continuous compounding... at .5%, it'll take about 278 years for me to get $20,000/year off the interest. I'm sure inflation will have made that a minuscule sum by then... A 1% interest rate would only take 70 years, and I would need a 2% interest rate to make it practical right now... I clearly need a way of becoming immortal.
What would you do if I handed you a button that gave a near-lethal electric shock when pressed, but didn't tell you that beforehand.
I'd use it to find a high-level cleric to cast heal on me to get rid of my chronic illnesses. Or a druid for reincarnate, I'm not picky. Then return back to my world. Suck on that, Rovagug locked in the center of the world. Neener neener neener!
What would you do if you suddenly found out you had turned into a ferret?
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Quickly download all of the songs I listen to on youtube with any frequency, along with a bunch of useful threads, and then say farewells to all of my internet friends. There would be a good chance of me actually crying.
What would you do if you had the ability to access google from any reflective surface? (no keyboard required)
I would never need to worry about money or food again, so I would spend a lot of time practicing playing music. I'd probably take a bunch more physics classes to find hilarious ways to exploit my magic. I mean, even on a basic level, invisibility, teleport, and most divination spells are incredibly useful tools.
What would you do if everything you touched was cooled by 5 degrees Celsius?
Well have snuggle time with my wife, and with the other nine and half minutes I'll bask in the glow.
What would you do if the polar bear commandos asked you to lead a mission deep into penguin territory to sabotage their nuclear program? Every know that the polar bears and penguin have a cold war going on right?
Originally Posted by Johel
Because utopia is a dream, humans are bastards and any attempt to really flesh out Neverland turns it into Battle Royal island, only with pirates, cannibal children, man-eating mermaids, sadistic Indians, nymphomaniac fairies and Godzilla with a ringing tummy.
If he's on duty, give 'im the lash. That's how we deal with insubordination on my ship. If not: put i'm in bed with the captains daughter/put i'm in bed with the captains daughter/put i'm in bed with the captains daughter/earlyyy in tha mornin'! (seriously, that's a real verse)
What would you do if the world actually was ruled by giant lizards disguised as, among other things, the British Royal Family?
__________________ `This is just the beginning, Citizens! Today we have boiled a pot who's steam shall be seen across the entire galaxy. The Tea Must Flow, and it shall! The banner of the British Space Empire will be unfurled across a thousand worlds, carried forth by the citizens of Urn, and before them the Tea shall flow like a steaming brown river of shi-*cough*- shimmering moral fibre!` - God Emperor of Didcot, Toby Frost.
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What would YOU do if you realized you were the chosen one and had to fight 24 great wyrm dragons with a rotten walnut and a moldy piece of bread?
Place witty comment combining OOTS, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings, Dr. Horrible, Sherlock, Firefly, Buffy, Farscape, Torchwood... basically everything awesome and especially Joss Whedon.
"This is normally the part when people start screaming."