What Would You Do?

[Guddasheus Hawk]

What would you do if you are stuck In a cave with 3 blood dragons and there is no way out?


Next Person Answers then tells another situation.Vice Versa

[Loreni333]

Make a bluff check so they think I'm a blood dragon too.
Then ask them to make a way out.

What would you do if you we're stuck in a windowless doorless room with only a table and a mirror?

[GuesssWho]

Look in the mirror and see what I saw, take the saw and saw my way out. Or, look in the mirror and see what I saw, take the saw and cut the table in half, two halves make a whole, crawl out through the hole.

What would you do if you were turned into a monster?

[Drakeburn]

Rampage through a city, eat all the buffet places in the world, and do whatever else I'd like to do.


What would you do if penguins took over the world?

[JoshL]

Corner the market on the tastiest fish.

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

[Amidus Drexel]

Stand up and walk out on you. Do try not to sing out of key.

What would you do if you had exactly 1 hour left to change your mind?

[Shadebolt]

I would get an advanced alien surgeon to reprogram my mind to the point where I can become an omniscient being under 60 minutes. Enough money charged, and you can get anything done within an hour.

What would you do if you were about to be executed?

[Cuthalion]

Try to escape, or resign myself if the aforementioned hadn't worked.

What would you do if a bunch of buffalo were stampeding at you.

[Elemental]

Step to the side of course. It's very difficult for a stampede to change direction once it starts.



What would you do if a million dollars fell from the sky into your garden?

[Amidus Drexel]

Deposit it in the bank, then go to Wolfram Alpha and see how long it would take for the money accumulated through interest to be useable as income. Hrm... even using a fairly generous continuous compounding... at .5%, it'll take about 278 years for me to get $20,000/year off the interest. I'm sure inflation will have made that a minuscule sum by then... A 1% interest rate would only take 70 years, and I would need a 2% interest rate to make it practical right now... I clearly need a way of becoming immortal.

What would you do if I handed you a button that gave a near-lethal electric shock when pressed, but didn't tell you that beforehand.

[RowanE]

Well, probably I'd push the button, and get near-fatally electrocuted.

What would you do if you had a portal to a fictional setting of your choice, but whenever you use it you make the setting's most dangerous villain angry and aware of your location?

[North_Ranger]

I'd use it to find a high-level cleric to cast heal on me to get rid of my chronic illnesses. Or a druid for reincarnate, I'm not picky. Then return back to my world. Suck on that, Rovagug locked in the center of the world. Neener neener neener!

What would you do if you suddenly found out you had turned into a ferret?

[Cuthalion]

Go find a high level wizard to turn me back, or become somebody nice's pet.

What would you do if you were Durkon?

[Blue Ghost]

Pretty much the same thing Durkon always does, I suppose. He strikes me as quite similar to what I would be like if I were an adventurer.

What would you do if you knew that the Internet were to permanently go down in 24 hours?

[Amidus Drexel]

Quickly download all of the songs I listen to on youtube with any frequency, along with a bunch of useful threads, and then say farewells to all of my internet friends. There would be a good chance of me actually crying.

What would you do if you had the ability to access google from any reflective surface? (no keyboard required)

[Mauve Shirt]

Move into a mirrorless, windowless shack.

What would you do if someone appeared on your doorstep with 1000 units of currency and an offer to film you for the television?

[Elemental]

Those units of currency had better be bars of gold.


What would you do if you suddenly became King or Queen of somewhere?

[North_Ranger]

Make sure it's Somewhere and not Someplace Else. Someplace Else has a democracy.

What would you do if you could actually cast spells?

[Amidus Drexel]

I would never need to worry about money or food again, so I would spend a lot of time practicing playing music. I'd probably take a bunch more physics classes to find hilarious ways to exploit my magic. I mean, even on a basic level, invisibility, teleport, and most divination spells are incredibly useful tools.

What would you do if everything you touched was cooled by 5 degrees Celsius?

[Cuthalion]

Wear gloves around all the time.

What would you do if someone offered you a choice of cheese and bread?

[Lejosh]

Take the cheese then go hide in a corner and eat it, plotting how to steal the bread.

What would you do if you only had 10 minutes left to live?

[Robert Blackletter]

Well have snuggle time with my wife, and with the other nine and half minutes I'll bask in the glow.


What would you do if the polar bear commandos asked you to lead a mission deep into penguin territory to sabotage their nuclear program? Every know that the polar bears and penguin have a cold war going on right?

[JoshL]

Falsify reports, paving the way for a trans-polar invasion by the polar bears, leading them right into the penguins' ambush. I, of course, have been working for the penguins the whole time.

What would you do with a drunken sailor?

[TheTeaMustFlow]

If he's on duty, give 'im the lash. That's how we deal with insubordination on my ship. If not: put i'm in bed with the captains daughter/put i'm in bed with the captains daughter/put i'm in bed with the captains daughter/earlyyy in tha mornin'! (seriously, that's a real verse)

What would you do if the world actually was ruled by giant lizards disguised as, among other things, the British Royal Family?

[Minitroll]

Not be surprised in the slightest.

What would YOU do if you realized you were the chosen one and had to fight 24 great wyrm dragons with a rotten walnut and a moldy piece of bread?

[Akowrules]

I'd sink into the ground and leave the moldy bread and rotten walnut for the Great wyrm dragons to fight over. I'd travel underground and kill them silently using a powerful, long range spell.

What would you do if you found out the only reason you're in the party is for your fan service abilities.

[Amidus Drexel]

Spit take. They are in for right much of a surprise, or are really weird, to be using me for that.

I'm no good with HVAC stuff.

What would you do if you had a laser capable of destroying small pieces of paper?

[PallElendro]

I could finally rip papers from my notebook without tearing off anything other than the perforated end!

You're in a love convergence with a vampire, a snow fairy, a succubus, a young witch, a more mature witch. What do?

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

My mission is clear. I shall make a shipping chart!

You've finally founded your own private detective agency, but now you're snowed into your dark, quiet office. What would you do?

[Phil Lactery]

I use my skills to escape. However, if my detective abilities aren't up to the task of finding a way out, I retire to Hawaii.

What would you do if you came across a multi-billionaire asleep in a park with their wallet hanging out?