Coming to America and being evil. A modern 3.5 game

[Isenvrill]

"Gaa! Put me down you ridiculous people! My name is not feathers, it's Niuqu, and just because I got several million gold returned to you does not mean I should be exalted as a king. Honestly, you act as if I just performed an impossible feat."

[Doomboy911]

"Relatively it was impossible. For those of us that were quite mighty we could not do it, so when one could it was improbable." there is some applause that goes above all us "Bravo mighty robber" there is a man dressed in black his hair slicked down his back. Skin pale and green eyes .

[Isenvrill]

"Nothing I say will change your minds about this will it?" Sighing, he lifts himself off the throne and approaches the man. "A robber am I? Well at least you aren't trying to make me out as a demigod. I don't believe we've met." Niuqu proffers his hand.

[Ralasha]

Miradal moves, and coils around the faery portal instead.

[Doomboy911]

"Kuroi nice to meet'cha. You'll have to forgive these fools it's been a long time since we've run into any success.

[Isenvrill]

"That's too bad. Perhaps I can be of assistance in turning the tides? I'm in search of work, and I can think of no place I would rather have employ me than the temple of Boccob."

[Doomboy911]

"Well we do have some things." he throws his arm around your shoulder "But this wouldn't be the sort of job that is brought to the light. That you would go bragging about. If you're interested." he pats you on the head and walks out of the temple.

[Isenvrill]

"Fine by me, what's the job?"

[Doomboy911]

"Well the churches of Grumsh and Kord are having a little tourney and we plan on ending it. It's such a hassle for us magic users we head out and Kordites and grumshies(?) shove these magic users around if we fight back with magic they sue and act like didn't do anything. Magic shows a lot easier than a punch. We need someone to sneak in and make the two sides fight. They'll give us some respect and some business.

[Ralasha]

Miradal gets up, finds Alie, and goes back to sleep coiled around the portal stone, and Alie.

[Doomboy911]

Originally Posted by Ralasha

Miradal gets up, finds Alie, and goes back to sleep coiled around the portal stone, and Alie.

And than the dm exploded from an acute cuteness overload.

[Isenvrill]

"I rather like the idea, but how in the world am I supposed to get them to fight? I'm not the best liar in in the world, and I'm not sure I'd be able to convince them of anything. I might be able to come up with a plan, but I'd need more information about the two groups. If I give them something they already want to believe, then I might pull it off."

[Doomboy911]

"Well they've got a tournament coming up all we need is someone who seems like a nobody to go in and cheat for one team. Maybe throw one into a rage or a grease beneath ones feet. The tournament is in two days. Come by and I'll lead you at that point."

[Isenvrill]

"Ah, I see, I thought for a moment your were using tourney to refer to a minor feud. I doubt I'll need quite as much assistance as I implied. I think that all I will need is either a rust monster wand, and access to one of the tourney members equipment, or a seat in one of the supporter sections, and some non-magical forms of cheating, like a bunch of marbles, or some alchemical stuff. But I'll see you in two days we can discuss more then."

[Ralasha]

((Or a friend to put them to shame and enter the arena with you.))

[Doomboy911]

"If that is what you'll need than that is what you'll get. He heads through a back room and comes back with a rust monster on a leash. "You'll have to teach this one a bit more tact. Zingani to make it eat and Muchadi to make it stop.

(Miradal I can picture you entering the ring and they just point to a sign reading "no girls allowed" with the s backwards and everything)

[Isenvrill]

Niuqu laughs. "I guess it is indeed my turn to be misinterpreted. I meant a rust monster wand, not an adult rust monster. You know, a glass tube with infant rust monsters? I suppose that this will work as well, perhaps better, because this way it will be clear to all that someone was tampering. How badly do you want him returned?" Niuqu takes the leash.

[Doomboy911]

"They are rather hard to tame so returning him would be nice."

[Isenvrill]

"Very well. I'll see you again before the tournament. I'll lie low till then."

[Doomboy911]

He hands you the leash and than walks down the alley."Lay low or high it doesn't matter" he than vanishes.

[Nick274]

Alie wakes up and finds that he is a makeshift teddy bear! He finds that he likes it, smiles, and go's back to sleep.



[I just got Alie dragon'ed up and now im working on his gear.]

[Ralasha]

((We are all now waiting for the DM))

[Doomboy911]

Niquo returns to the apartment and the night progresses to morning.

[Ralasha]

Miradal gets up, bounds out the door, and heads for the stadium.

[Isenvrill]

. . . And Niuqu goes off to bed.

[Doomboy911]

Ralasha manages to earn up a good bit of fight money (six k) between fights they have you in a back room where there is some water, a bit of food, some bandages. "Miradal?"

[Ralasha]

Look around, continue eating.

[Doomboy911]

A shadow is cast upon the wall. "You've ruined things quite splendidly."

[Ralasha]

Chuckle, and continue eating. Call out for someone to perform a run and fetch.

[Nick274]

Alie wakes up and find Mira gone. He sighs and streaches his wings and heads out.


He find a mage guild/shop/ whatever the Dm wants and heads in. "I need some things magicked up." He flashes his teeth just to show off.



(This is just a way of saying im now working on my gear.)