Plenty of capsaicin (AKA chili pepper), very little liquid. I'd imagine Jerky would be the best medium for stuff like that. "Fireweed Salsa" sounds like something made with a number of peppers (real) and a few setting specific grasses with a lot of other hot chemicals.
Yeah....
We just have to wait, though. I've gotten good at waiting.
Fireweed is also a real thing, probably not what's being referenced here I'll admit, but it's real.
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Now that I think about it, this is quite cruel: natural instinct for bad tastes is to drink water. In this case it would only make things so much worse - it's like a grease fire. I wonder, if flushing your mouth with olive or any other oil would help.
IIRC the recommended thing to do is drink milk.
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Poor guy. He must not be a pyrosopher. Uncle James, however, MUST be a necrosopher. ... Humor.
When, in pokemon, even in a non-canon fan-designed region, would it make sense for a dragon to turn into a crab? Wouldn't it make more sense the other way around?
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I mean the "evolution means a creature metamorphoses into a different creature" in general, not "dragons turn into crabs" specifically.
And I'm pretty sure Pokemon will eventually have a crustacean-looking dragon that grows huge pincers when it "evolves". I mean, infinite typewriting monkeys and all that stuff. When you've got an infinity of critters designed for an infinity of games, you'll eventually get the Crabagon. It's inevitable.
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I think he did the only morally acceptable thing by killing everyone.
This guy must not have a lot of repeat customers, except maybe the local masochist scene.
I think the locals know better. You go in with a list, you only buy things on the list, and if he asks you to "try a new recipe", always answer "No". Double check everything before, and after you buy, and threaten to burn the store down with him in it if anything's wrong with your order.
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I think the locals know better. You go in with a list, you only buy things on the list, and if he asks you to "try a new recipe", always answer "No". Double check everything before, and after you buy, and threaten to burn the store down with him in it if anything's wrong with your order.
Even then, I don't think it'd be best to try: it just takes one mistake, at which point your entire family to need a horse-trough's worth of milk to recover...
Also, I'll be laughing in hindsight if Mr Beef Jerky happens to have Thaumaturge powers related to fire :D
Calling it now. The next few pages will be a fight to show off the "rules", but our mysterious stranger won't be fighting at 100% because he's hungry.
The inn, may or may not be fully destroyed but Wendy will still be roped in to "ADVENTURE!"
Alternatively, our focus will permanently shift to Mr. Mysterious, Wendy will not heed the call of "ADVENTURE!" and show up later in the plot having become a master 'sopher.
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Yeah, good looking tentacles can be hell to draw. Even worse when you want to put something on the end, though, like a gripped victim, or a set of claws, or something.
Even abnormally long necks, like those you would find on a hydra (I love hydras, I love drawing them), are hard to draw. Just take off the head, and you have a tentacle, though, so...
love your art style, though.
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This is one of those "saved by the shopping trip" followed by "a few years later" beginnings, isn't it?
Well, part 1 of your guess was right, so far.
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I've gotta say, this is definitely shaping up to be a good story, I'm looking forward to the details on Sophers... Also, you're new avatar is great Elagune.
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this can go one of two ways that are logical:
1. Stranger (do we know his name yet, I vote Steve) goes bad ass, and kicks butt.
2. Or Stranger tries to fight and fails, the Wendy grabs a card and gets super lucky.
just ideas though
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