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We’re (finally) back for the D&D Monster Heal/Hurt X-Treme. With that introduction out of the way, I promise never to spell ‘extreme’ like that ever again.
Say hello to the nice people, Steve Hello
Yes, plants can wave now. Don't question it.
Behold The Rules:
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Voting: You may vote once per day, choosing one monster to hurt, and one to heal, as per the custom in these games. A healed monster gains a point; a hurt one loses a point. If either vote is cast for an invalid monster, that part of the vote will not be counted; however, the rest of the vote will be. At the end of the day the votes are totalled up (along with any addition votes (see below)).
Rampages & Cooldowns: If a monster hits 20 points or more at the end of a round, it enters a Rampage for a day. During the monster's Rampage it cannot be Healed or Hurt. Players will be able to vote for one of two powers during that day, and at the end of the day the most popular power will be applied after the Heal/Hurt votes have been tallied. The day after a monster has a Rampage it enters Cooldown mode for one day; in this state it resets to 15 points and cannot be Healed or Hurt.
Death: If a monster has 0 or fewer points at the end of the day it will move to the Dead list. On Fridays dead monster have the chance to be revived. If a monster goes two Fridays without being revived, or is killed again after having been revived, it will move to the extinct list for the remainder of the game.
Mystic Monday: On Mondays players may vote for one monster. At the end of the day the most-voted monster is imbued with Mystical Energies. The monster above the imbued will be Unhurtable for the next day. The monster below will be Unhealable for the next day. In the event of a tie both ranges are applied. If a monster is rendered both Unhealable and Unhurtable by this, the effects cancel out.
Double Heal/Hurt Tuesday: On Tuesdays players are allowed to Heal 2 monsters and Hurt two monsters instead of one. Players are not allowed to Heal or Hurt the same monster twice using this.
Random Wednesday: On Wednesdays the Random Stabby Maniac! will appear. Players may vote for a monster to be Protected (in the event of a tie both are Protected). At the end of the day the Maniac! will cause a random effect on a/several random unprotected monster(s).
Raise Dead Friday: On Fridays palyers may vote for a Dead creature to be brought back into the fray (or vote No Raise). Revived creatures start with 10 points, and if they are killed they are automatically placed in the extinct list. A creature that goes two Fridays without being revived also becomes extinct. If there are 5 or more creatures on the Dead list, you may not vote for No Raise.
Fresh Meat Saturday: On Saturdays I offer a choice between 3 or more options. The most-voted option results in a certain new monster coming into play with 10 points (in the event of a tie, both new monsters appear).
Endgame:
As soon as there are only 3 monsters remaining we enter Endgame. The remaining competitors reset to 20 points. All of the special days above are cancelled. Monsters will not Rampage.
Smite Sunday comes into play - on Sundays players vote for a monster to be Smited. This monster will lose half of its health after the Heal/Hurt votes have been tallied (damage rounded up, minimum of 5 damage). In the event of a tie both monsters are Smited.
The last monster standing wins. A monster, however, will win automatically if it gets 40 or more points.
Now for the most important assortment of ladies, gentlemen, not-so-gentlemen and various vile things of the event: the competitors!
First up, ascending from the pits comes a certain breed of demon known for relentlessness when it comes to a hunt - a Goristo.
A landshark? Why no, 'tis a Bulette. It looks quite hungry.
Bear! A Dire Bear to be exact.
A Hieracosphinx. Perhaps he can tell me why a raven is like a writing desk?
From some random Prime Material sewer (I really don't want to go back to check) oozes anOtyugh.
A monster older than the depths of time (which means it probably smells pretty bad, if you think about it) - an Aboleth!
Which witch is which? I can never remember, but I fairly certain this one's a Sea Hag.
Another one that smells pretty bad (Steve, fetch some Fabreeze or something), but this time it's actually a defence mechanism. It's a Troglodyte.
Is it just me, or did it get dark all of a sudden? Whatever, it's probably not important to the Earth Grue.
The Lamia! A wildcat ready to rip through the opposition, or is its purr worse than its bite? (and this intro)
Psionic? I think I have a cream for that. Oh, no it's actually a Xeph.
The towering Shivhadjoins the fray. Hopefully there's still a fighting chance for the rest.
A real snake-in-the-grass. Or stadium. It's a Yuan-Ti.
The Orc, who placed third last time if you have good memory (I'm sorry for the delay, I swear), gets to start at 15 points instead of 10.
Runner-up the Nightmare also gets to start at 15.
Last and most emphatically not least is the Emerald Dragon, the champion from last game who not only starts at 15 but is UnHurtable for a full day.
Name
Points
Net
Notes
Aboleth
10
0
Bulette
10
0
Dire Bear
10
0
Earth Grue
10
0
Emerald Dragon
15
0
Can't be Hurt
Goristo
10
0
Hieracosphinx
10
0
Nightmare
15
0
Orc
15
0
Otyugh
10
0
Sea Hag
10
0
Shivhad
10
0
Troglodyte
10
0
Xeph
10
0
Yuan-Ti
10
0
* Number of Rampages
+ Has Died Once
Dead
~ Lost one Raise vote
Extinct:
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Extinct
Polls Open!!
I missed this, I really did.
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*gives Steve water and a vial of pure sunlight* PROTECT Bulette
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Heal Dire Bear Hurt Emerald Dragon
*pats Steve*
It's all right, boy.
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While Steve eats some tacos, it's time for Fresh Meat Saturday Sunday. Now I am a fan of the band Disturbed, so which of these should I listen to (look them up on youtube or wherever if you want, may contain harsh language depending on the song): Diefy Stricken Haunted Hell
Name
Points
Net
Notes
Aboleth
10
0
Bulette
10
0
Dire Bear
14
+1
Earth Grue
10
0
Emerald Dragon
12
-2
Goristo
9
0
Hieracosphinx
7
0
Nightmare
17
+1
Orc
12
0
Otyugh
10
0
Sea Hag
7
-1
Shivhad
10
0
Troglodyte
10
0
Xeph
10
0
Yuan-Ti
14
+1
* Number of Rampages
+ Has Died Once
Dead
~ Lost one Raise vote
Extinct:
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Extinct
Polls Open!!
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Heal Dire Bear
Hurt Emerald Dragon
Stricken
*gives Steve burritos, too*
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A tie? Very well.
From the pits of Baator in the Nine Hells, a Pit Fiend.
Also a monster capable of making you feel stricken (with disease that is), a Mummy.
Also it's Mystic Monday.
Name
Points
Net
Notes
Aboleth
10
0
Bulette
10
0
Dire Bear
16
+2
Earth Grue
10
0
Emerald Dragon
10
-2
Goristo
9
0
Hieracosphinx
7
0
Mummy
10
0
Nightmare
17
0
Orc
12
0
Otyugh
10
0
Pit Fiend
10
0
Sea Hag
7
0
Shivhad
10
0
Troglodyte
10
0
Xeph
10
0
Yuan-Ti
14
0
* Number of Rampages
+ Has Died Once
Dead
~ Lost one Raise vote
Extinct:
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Extinct
Polls Open!!
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Heal Dire Bear and Yuant-ti
Hurt Emerald Dragon and Nightmare
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