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When taken on as auxiliary help for a dinner party I threw, which went quite late into the evening, I overhead Raz Fox asking one of my regular cleaners:
"Will this night ever end?" I quipped back, wits slick and quick with wine, "Will those legs ever end? They seem to just keep on going," and winked.
Well, he wields a slap even handier than he wields a feather duster; but I wager his cheeks were redder than mine, and that he did protest too much.
@v I'm going to have to sig quote that ;___; *hugs*
Last edited by Kneenibble : 03-16-2012 at 11:13 AM.
Unable to compliment you with the eloquence deserved, I have instead decided to do a simple presentation.
Kneenibble As awesome as we are led to believe?
Short answer; yes.
Long answer; extremely so.
Several factors are responsible for Kneenibble's awesomeness, prime among them is his healthy level of zaniness, which shall be the focus of this report.
Modern scientific research has shown that most people in today's modern world have deficient levels of Zaniness, averaging less than 2.3 microzans. Of the seven hundred people tested, Only Kneenibble was shown to contain the amount required for healthy levels, and was in fact measured to be well above the standard level at least seven zans.
This level is, of course, considered by most in the scientific community to be highly dangerous if the individual in question is kept in isolation. However, Kneenibble possesses a unique capability to share zaniness without diminishing his own, and is in fact responsible for the maintenance of the mental health of one third of the known world.
As such, the International Community of Psychozanology has decided to present Kneenibble a gold medal in recognition of his service to the world.
@^ No problem. Go ahead and do with it what you will.
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Mauve Shirt, Savannah, Gnomish Wanderer and Cuthalion get cookies for making me avatars. (::)
Co Founder of LUTAS. For all your less than useful heroes out there.
This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Dark Elf Bard... What can I say? I haven't known her long and yet she's already ascended to that pinnacle of being that is the top three sexiest people in the SMBG, if not the entire playground.
She's good company for Lix and Kneenibble in this exclusive club.
Well I barely know you, you seem to have fit into this community in about as much time as I've been here, and you've given me confidence that I can easily work my way through the form and integrate myself anywhere in this fond community.
Thank You.
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Awesome Plasma Locust 1.0 avatar by the almighty Cieka!
Indurain's a pretty cool guy who's dressed as Batman. In fact, you may actually be Batman!
Also, when you posted on the Who's Next To Post thread, you stated my name, but I am prohibited from posting due to the fundamental laws of the universe...
@V You are just too kind. But I have to admit, I'm a lot less light-hearted in the real world. I'm occasionally quite grim.
But I'm usually kind and funny.
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Mauve Shirt, Savannah, Gnomish Wanderer and Cuthalion get cookies for making me avatars. (::)
Co Founder of LUTAS. For all your less than useful heroes out there.
There are several qualities which make Elemental a superb poster. He puts thought and care into his posts, doesn't take things too seriously, and is light-hearted and good natured. I think he's great.
@^ *shrugs* That makes two of us.
Last edited by Nix Nihila : 03-17-2012 at 10:20 AM.
The Elemental, with us for but six short moons,
Has nonetheless cast off the greenness of his horns
As quickly as could be. Now his slick wit adorns
Our silly games; his silver courtesy festoons
His kisses, kills, and compliments. But hey! - he warns,
Don't judge him as some bogan "Aussie." Pish! - he scorns
The misportrayals of his people in cartoons.
For me, I judge him not, and take him as I see:
And nibble on the succulence of his sweet knee.
Last edited by Kneenibble : 03-20-2012 at 11:50 AM.