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To avoid harming the sanity of the DM I can no longer:
* Cast flesh to stone on a annoying Druid
** Cast Rock to mud on a Druid statue
*** Scoop mud into little ceramic pots
**** Plant tree's in individual ceramic pots
***** Claim that I have helped them become one with nature
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Even if I am the Lord of the area we are in, my barbarian with 5 charisma still has to have the party Bard write my speeches.
If I am the party Bard, someone else has to write my speeches still.
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Also remember that you can have a True Neutral character that believes in things like truth and love and altruism and fluffy bunnies so long as he's willing to murder, lie, torture, and decapitate kittens to achieve them.
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My half-dragon my no longer shout "HALT! I AM REPTAR!" before using his breath weapon.
__________________ FOUR QUEENS. HMM. THAT IS VERY HIGH.
Death looked down at his cards, and then looked up into Granny's steady, blue-eyed gaze.
Neither moved for some time.
Then Death laid the hand on the table. I LOSE, he said. ALL I HAVE IS FOUR ONES.
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**Unless the party cleric has revivify prepared.
*I am in any event forbidden from using Suggestion to tell the party cleric to change his name to anything with the words "Miracle" and "Max" in it.
* I am also forbidden from achieving godhood for the stated purpose of "appointing the party cleric Pope so I can contradict all his dogma".
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* If the game system does explicitly have the souls of the powerful ferried from their body by the Grim Reaper, I may not bluff him into believeing I'm still alive after dying
** Nor can I bluff him itno believeing the other guy is dead
*** The annoying halfling party member is right out
* If the game we're playing requires each character to have a rival, my rival may not be any of the following; imaginary, a housecat, a great wyrm black dragon polymorphed into a housecat, the person who killed my father, may father, my evil self, the DM
** I may not forget who my rival is and thus, upon meeting him, dismiss him as a random mook
*** Even if he did fall in one turn.
__________________ love of mine, someday you will die,
and I'll be close behind
to follow you into the dark
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* I'm no longer allowed to have an Elan Swordsage named Sean Connery with a katana.
** Even Especially if it is an anachronism.
*** Warblade is right out.
(Highlander 1 references for those not nerdy about 80's films.)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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Originally Posted by Silverbit
* I'm no longer allowed to have an Elan Swordsage named Sean Connery with a katana.
** Even Especially if it is an anachronism.
*** Warblade is right out.
(Highlander 1 references for those not nerdy about 80's films.)
**** Levelling up does not involve decapitation of fellow party members.
***** Or any form of [lightning] based spell cast on myself.
Also,
* I am not allowed to chain-gate solars in order to provide Latin chanting soundtracks for the party's battles.
* I am not permitted to cast Stand on the enemy's blackguards just so I can say "The Dark Knight Rises".
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*Creating sheets for famous characters is a hobby, not a job.
**Players will not be expected to use these.
***Dieing in an avalanche of Dr. Who character sheets will be what's coming to me.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
If the fresh level 1 party looks at what has just happened and the resulting 'obvious explanation' involves more than a dozen double crosses, four triple crosses, and someone they aren't even sure how many times that guy has betrayed people, my DM license will be revoked.
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Originally Posted by Jeff the Green
Also remember that you can have a True Neutral character that believes in things like truth and love and altruism and fluffy bunnies so long as he's willing to murder, lie, torture, and decapitate kittens to achieve them.
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If the fresh level 1 party looks at what has just happened and the resulting 'obvious explanation' involves more than a dozen double crosses, four triple crosses, and someone they aren't even sure how many times that guy has betrayed people, my DM license will be revoked.
I would play in that game. For sure.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
I may no longer quote Kenshiro when my monk performs Flurry of Blows.
__________________ FOUR QUEENS. HMM. THAT IS VERY HIGH.
Death looked down at his cards, and then looked up into Granny's steady, blue-eyed gaze.
Neither moved for some time.
Then Death laid the hand on the table. I LOSE, he said. ALL I HAVE IS FOUR ONES.
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Originally Posted by Beowulf DW
*My dragon bloodline sorcerer/dragon disciple is not "the one they fear."
*In their tongue, he is not Dhovakiin, Dragonborn.
*The verbal components of his spells never consist of "Fus," "Roh," or "Dah."
*He may never hire a band of Savage Skalds to follow him around singing in a vaguely Viking-ish language whenever he spots a dragon.
Changing class to Dragonfire Adept won't give me a pass on this one.
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* May not make a playlist of songs suitable for any situation to play as background music
** Especially if I'm NOT a Bard
*** If I try this and I AM a Bard, the others may point out that I can only play one instrument at a time, so all the music with more than just one instrument shouldn't be played
**** I may not see this as a challenge.
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*Proceeds to google "Bride of the Portable Hole", jokingly wondering if it might exist*
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I would play in that game. For sure.
I may not make up the plot as I go along in such a game. It must have everything down in DM notes so that I can prove that's really what was happening.
*I may however, write so horribly they can't read it.
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Originally Posted by Jeff the Green
Also remember that you can have a True Neutral character that believes in things like truth and love and altruism and fluffy bunnies so long as he's willing to murder, lie, torture, and decapitate kittens to achieve them.
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Originally Posted by Ksheep
* May not make a playlist of songs suitable for any situation to play as background music
** Especially if I'm NOT a Bard
*** If I try this and I AM a Bard, the others may point out that I can only play one instrument at a time, so all the music with more than just one instrument shouldn't be played
**** I may not see this as a challenge.
***** I may not use Ghost Sound to get pass this restriction.
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Originally Posted by Ksheep
* May not make a playlist of songs suitable for any situation to play as background music
** Especially if I'm NOT a Bard
*** If I try this and I AM a Bard, the others may point out that I can only play one instrument at a time, so all the music with more than just one instrument shouldn't be played
**** I may not see this as a challenge.
***** I may not take Versatile Performer so that I get to play multiple instruments at once anyways
****** I may not get a bonus for playing more then one instrument at the same time
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***** I may not take Versatile Performer so that I get to play multiple instruments at once anyways
****** I may not get a bonus for playing more then one instrument at the same time
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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Originally Posted by Ksheep
* May not make a playlist of songs suitable for any situation to play as background music
** Especially if I'm NOT a Bard
*** If I try this and I AM a Bard, the others may point out that I can only play one instrument at a time, so all the music with more than just one instrument shouldn't be played
**** I may not see this as a challenge.
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