Incarnations of Immortality OOC

[Anecronwashere]

I mainly want it to get the Airbender stuff, the Avatar state and a boost to Bending.
So is that a yes?


Oh and do I need to roll to hit against the Dragon? I autohit it even as a Human without adding my Ozodrin bonus.


I am thinking of doing the rounds to the other Gods of the Norse Pantheon after Cardinal and Korug's stuff are done.
But I need a reply to my PM Sneaky, about the schism and which side each falls onto

[JKTrickster]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT.

It even flows with my post!

Okay I'm wrap up my post. Sorry a small ordeal happened in another thread.

Basically power creep may have been taken too far. And unlike here, people have a conscience there and cannot agree to it

[Anecronwashere]

Now that I look at it you are the only one I can't see a way of defeating with my current build
Well except with Sonic NoSaveJustDie but that is really inefficient.
Congrats on being the ultimate fighter in the multiverse

[Anecronwashere]

sorry about the triple post but something is wrong. I can't access the last page except in the New Reply thing.
Hopefully posting from a computer works when a mobile post doesn't

[JKTrickster]

Same here!

Finally got it now!

Also did you say I was the only one you can't defeat? Huh when did this happen? I didn't even change my build or anything

[Anecronwashere]

I'm swapping mine around and had several plans for everyone.
Turns out mine won't work for you.


The only one I have that can work is my Soundbending which deals something like 3-400 Sonic Damage a couple times a turn (no save, no AC, no To-Hits, no dicerolling except Damage).

[JKTrickster]

Well that's a strong ability. But I do believe that I am not particularly vulnerable to sonic damage...and death in general

[Anecronwashere]

I bypass Elemental Immunities of all types. I can burn a Fire Elemental to cinders.
but yeah, direct damage seems to be the only thing I can do to you reliably and even then...

Unless I actually learn how to use Magic at this level but meh.

[JKTrickster]

But I still have my Knight's Challenge ability!

Can't die no matter what

And I also have the tarrasque's type of generation where I only die under those specific circumstances - not hard for this level, but it takes more effort than "throw damage" at me.

[JKTrickster]

So the results of my attacks:

The First Fool's Sword is a 16 - Critical Threat so no save.

The second on is a 15 - also no save.

The third one is a 2. Reroll without needing luck rerolls. I choose the 16 of the first two so its' no save.

The fourth one is a 1. Reroll without spending any luck rerolls. I chose the 6 of the next two. Spend 1 luck reroll to make a 7 - Nat 20. So no save.

The next one is a 9. I spend 2 luck rerolls to make it a 11. Critical Threat, no save.

The sixth one is a Nat 20 - no save.

This one is a 4. Reroll for free, and I chose a 14. So no save.

The last one is a 6. Spend one luck reroll and I get a 7 - Nat 20, no save.



For my normal attacks, I change my 3 into the 12 for free
(this is the second dice roll, the one with a result of 163 is now a 172).

I spent a total of 4 luck rerolls. My AC goes up by 4 more and I get a +3 bonus to attack.

rolling to keep:

(d100)[19]
(d100)[51]
(d100)[34]

EDIT: Keep 2 and lose 2, which just means I have no blessings points.

Good round

[legomaster00156]

You are truly a lucky man.

[Anecronwashere]

Originally Posted by JKTrickster

But I still have my Knight's Challenge ability!

Can't die no matter what

And I also have the tarrasque's type of generation where I only die under those specific circumstances - not hard for this level, but it takes more effort than "throw damage" at me.

Yep. That's why you can beat me.
Everyone else I can smother in attacks, or Cleric/Wizard/Psion stuff but not you.

[JKTrickster]

Originally Posted by legomaster00156

You are truly a lucky man.

Someone's pun-riffic today

Originally Posted by Anecronwashere

Yep. That's why you can beat me.
Everyone else I can smother in attacks, or Cleric/Wizard/Psion stuff but not you.

Well having an unbeatable defense means nothing! Imprisonment in some fashion would probably be just as damning.

Besides my offense isn't exactly what you call spectacular. Can I even hit you?

[JKTrickster]

Sorry for the double post but I forgot to roll for the duration for my "Negate his Daze Immunity" ability.

(1d6)[2]

Oh that looks good

[Anecronwashere]

Looking at your Attack Bonus, yes.
Factoring in my Hide in the Light, Planeshift and Spells. no you can't

There is also the thing where I can see everywhere. All I have to do is place a mini statue or a mosaic or anything where I want to see

[JKTrickster]

Aww my Daze didn't work (totally didn't expect it to, but it was a nice try )

Since those are all (probably) touch attacks, let's see....gonna have to pull out some of the stops to not get hit. Or I can get all dramatic and let them hit...you know how much damage that is?

EDIT: Dear lord 1705 damage. That is a LOT of small attacks

[Anecronwashere]

I am probably going to make a lot more comments to or about Korug to the effect of my last one.

Its funny mocking Korug, he is so brutish and yet so easy to make girly.

Also: prepare for the Schism MWAHAHAHAHA
after this round through with all the Norse Gods I'll probably start kickstarting the schism. The round I'm just starting is to get people on the right side as needed.

Then I can start trying to wipe out the other Gods, the Greek.

[Sneaky Weasel]

@JKTrickster: Oh yeah, forgot to mention that they were touch attacks. Paranoia is being nice and fighting you in melee. Such a sweet guy.

@Anecron: It's probably a good idea to start with the Norse Gods. Not only are they more powerful in general, they are more closely knit. It should be easy to turn the Greeks against one another.

[Anecronwashere]

except I'm not starting a Schism with the Greek and I already caused the death of 1.
The Greek are going to be the 3rd side in the war while suffering "strange unexplained casualties".
Though they won't join until the Norse are in such a way that relations are almost permanently damaged between factions to prevent unification.

Oh and I know when I'm being scryed or Divined. In any way so I can become pretty much undetectable when causing said "strange unexplained casualties".

hurray for semi-freeform

Edit for clarification:

I am not creating a rebellion/schism/war between Greek and Greek because:

A: unoriginal. I'm already doing that with the Norse and thought of it before I decided to wipe out all/most of the Gods for gits and shiggles.
B: as you said, the Greeks are less powerful than the Norse so to combat that they should be more united/numerous to prolong the war and multiply total casualties.
C: I am thinking of having them bear the brunt of another war (see demon king plotline of Korug's) so being fractured AND fighting a war on two main fronts = bad

@DM:
Oh, what's Orcus' Will Save? I'm thinking of hitting him with a Divert Teleport but it's Will & PR resists.

[legomaster00156]

Frankly, I doubt Orcus will leave his palace, since there's nowhere else for him to run. His own plane has pretty much been captured, save his own destruction. He sure can't hide on another Plane, because he's surrounded by other enemies who would love to take on a weakened Orcus. He's trapped between a chain and a hard place.
Now, that said, a fleeing, teleporting enemy is one of the things that can coax Korug to use his limited magic. He's sure not letting Orcus get away from him.

DM, I have a question. If I use my 1/day Summon Monster IX to summon a Glabrezu, is it completely and totally loyal to me? More specifically, I wish to know if I can use it's 1/month Wish without justifying payment to it.

[Sneaky Weasel]

@Anecron: You know what you are? You are the ultimate troll(in the sense of someone who annoys people for the fun of it). The troll to end all trolls.
Orcus adds +42 to Will saves. I'm not going to ask how you know this.

@Legomaster: As far as I can tell, if you summon a monster than it is under your complete control. Therefor, you could command it to cast Wish for you. This makes summon monster spells remarkably cheesy, as it basically removes the XP cost for all Wishes if you could summon a monster to do it for you. But I can't think of any reason to deny it, so go ahead.

A note on Lolth: Lolth in this setting is not a God, but merely a being of great power similar to Oberon and Titania. Along with King Phynnod, she rules the Unseelie court, a dark mirror of Oberon's Seelie court.
Puck, or Robin Goodfellow, is a fey creature who's origin is lost from memory. Originally serving as a jester to Oberon and Titania, he grew dissatisfied with their noble inclinations. When Lolth rebelled against the Seelie fae and created her own Court, Puck was happy to follow her. He is a similar creature to Anon, a Trickster who turns friends against each other with but a word.

[Anecronwashere]

I shall take that as a compliment

It's 42?
:insert hitchhikers guide reference here:

I auto-beat it.

I'll whack in something into my IC post then


Oh, I really don't care either way if Pain kills Time (though it would be ironic with the whole "time cures all wounds")
Chaos will (and has) kill allies, violate every law and moral code, uphold even the strictest of paladin codes and save nemesi from certain death.

[legomaster00156]

@DM: It's no worse than Gate, or Shapechange, or *shudder* a Candle of Invocation. In fact, it's rather restricted by the fact that you must be NE, CE, or CN to summon one of them.

[Anecronwashere]

Originally Posted by legomaster00156

@DM: It's no worse than Gate, or Shapechange, or *shudder* a Candle of Invocation. In fact, it's rather restricted by the fact that you must be NE, CE, or CN to summon one of them.

Can I just point out that I can (and have) used Wish.
I turned the throneroom into a princess' room, and several other things. Including sending letters.

All Korug has to do is say "Anon I wish for..." and it will likely happen (with one or more additions for the lulz)


Also it's now Orcus' turn to be Bottom

[legomaster00156]

Originally Posted by Anecronwashere

Can I just point out that I can (and have) used Wish.
I turned the throneroom into a princess' room, and several other things. Including sending letters.

All Korug has to do is say "Anon I wish for..." and it will likely happen (with one or more additions for the lulz)

Exactly. So, really, being able to conjure something that will give me a Wish as I want it, once per day, isn't actually all that game-breaking. Plus, I'll probably almost never use it for anything but to replicate another spell.

Also, may I ask exactly how you are capable of time travel, or replacing my armor while I wear it?

[Anecronwashere]

It's not timetravel.
I asked a question in the OOC about a possible action. The game moved on slightly before the question was answered so I just rewound the clock a couple posts.

Then I left to go to Thors place while communicating with my Psicrystal


The Armour is either an illusion or a Wish Spell (can't decide) but doesn't change your stats. It still counts as Orcus' Armour despite looking like a cocktail dress.

[legomaster00156]

I'm quite worried that you managed to change Korug's armor so that it looks like a cocktail dress and functions as Orcus' armor.

[Anecronwashere]

???
I changed Orcus's Armour into a cocktail dress

Unless I wrote the wrong name. To the editor!

Edit: it definitely says Orcus. Maybe you read it wrong.
Or maybe you meant the other time? When I made Korug's Armour into a prom dress?

[legomaster00156]

Hm, I do appear to have misread. My bad.

[Sneaky Weasel]

@Anecron: Orcus doesn't wear armor. Or at least he isn't currently. And he will simply use body flames to annihilate the dress. Leaving the only effect an eternal hatred for Anon. I'll assume that he still hides in one of the rooms, with Korug to find which one.
Also, you have just killed several brain cells of mine with the mental images from your last post. Thanks a bunch.

@Legomaster: The Wish shenanigan is perfectly fine, because:

Originally Posted by Sneaky Weasel:
Balance has hidden in a corner when it comes to this campaign.