Incarnations of Immortality OOC

[Anecronwashere]

To Celestia! Though why you are sending me onto an allicorn I'll never know

What are the best Undead Templates to add onto Melee? I'm thinking Vamp or Wight but that's only cause they are the standard.

EDIT: That is now Canon Sneaky

and the infinite chain requires me to actually be able to hit the guy. And if I can hit them then I'm probably already doing enough damage in my 300+ hits

[Avalon®]

*Phew* Good thing only a horn hit me and not the mouth. Plus I'm immune to crits.

I'll need to see if I how much damage I've already done to the ToS. Depending on how much already, I'll either rip its legs out or make it into a big *** rattle (figuratively of course).

[legomaster00156]

Um, Sneaky, how is Destruction's natural Heat Wave affecting my army? I suspect the city is no more than 5,000 feet across at it's widest, though it may be bigger considering it's status as the former capital of the humans.

[Sneaky Weasel]

As the former capital of the humans, it's not just a city. It's as close to a metropolis as this medieval setting can come. Considerably more than 5'000 feet, in other words. That said, there are quite a few soldiers in the radius, even though they are trying to avoid the Incarnations. Of course, this is somewhat moot because he can suppress the heat wave. He might not do so just for fun, but I don't think even Destruction would risk the ire of all the other Incarnations for setting their meeting place on fire. I was assuming that would be his course of action, but since you made him if there's no way he would suppress it than I'll write in the devastation he causes in my next post. This might make Korug very angry, of course.

@Anecron: Isn't an alicorn a winged unicorn? If so, I'm not sure what you mean...
Vampire is okay for melee, although energy drain 2 doesn't do much at this level. I'm not sure what others there are, most undead templates are based on spellcasting. Evolved, maybe?
And if you think 300 damage per hit is enough for any foe...heh. heh.

[legomaster00156]

1. Yes, an alicorn is a winged unicorn.
2. Destruction might not suppress the Heat Wave if it would be funny to him, and worth a bit of risk. Like, say, the destruction of an enormous city. I'll leave the judgement up to you whether or not it's suppressed, but that's just what I think. The total range of the farthest part of the Heat Wave is 30,000 feet. The next step up is within 3,000 feet, and so on.
3. Korug might be frustrated. Pellow would be furious.

[JKTrickster]

I've kind of decided on a plausible course of action and a post will be coming....soon. I'm working on it, I promise

[Anecronwashere]

Princess Celestia is a Unicorn with wings.
And a Sun God

Spoiler

You sent me to Celestia.
It was a pun but obviously too obscure


EDIT: no I don't think 300 damage per hit is enough.
I think 300+ hits is enough.
Meaning 1000+ damage. And like 10D6 SA x300.
3,000D6 + 250D6 + 27D6 + Natural Attacks of various stuffs

[Sneaky Weasel]

@Anecron: I'm sure that if I watched MLP than I would have laughed heartily about the pun.
And yes, 300+ attack seems more(less) reasonable. Whether it will be enough remains to be seen.

@Legomaster: I would have Blizzard start frying the army, but he's gone now anyway. Things happen very quickly at epic levels.

Also, just a heads up, I will most likely be unable to post on Saturday, and will have limited posting ability tomorrow.

[Anecronwashere]

Originally Posted by Sneaky Weasel

@Anecron: I'm sure that if I watched MLP than I would have laughed heartily about the pun.
And yes, 300+ attack seems more(less) reasonable. Whether it will be enough remains to be seen.

@Legomaster: I would have Blizzard start frying the army, but he's gone now anyway. Things happen very quickly at epic levels.

Also, just a heads up, I will most likely be unable to post on Saturday, and will have limited posting ability tomorrow.

Tomorrow is Saturday? it's friday night

[Sneaky Weasel]

I fear different time zones may be at fault for this discrepancy.

[Anecronwashere]

Can I use a bunch of Wishes to make Destruction Shaken despite Immunity?
Pwease :cuteyes:

I'll sic Cute!Anon on you if you don't

[Avalon®]

Sneaky, if I were to attack the environment do I need to make attack rolls? Namely I'm using the ToS to do some damage to the Garden of the Lost.

[legomaster00156]

Anecron, boasting that planes have risen and fallen by your command is not particularly impressive to Destruction. Just saying.

Well, now that it's becoming truly relevant, I'm statting up Feral Tooth (he's the only follower I have that I'm actually creating). I've been considering, though, perhaps not making him a straight Fighter. In particular, I ask permission to use this.

[Anecronwashere]

Even if the number of Planes count in their Millions?
I just showed him less than 0.00001 of all the combat Chaos had been in and Destruction knows that. And it was still more than he had ever achieved in his lifetime.

[JKTrickster]

Sorry for my late IC post guys. RL is getting busy as I prepare for my interview tomorrow - nothing big, but gotta be prepared!

[Sneaky Weasel]

@Anecron: He's not even in combat with you, so why do you care if he takes the -2 penalty?
He's not particularly impressed, as Legomaster said, but on the other hand you are remarkably unsettling when you want to be...and often when you don't.

@Avalon: I think the environment has AC 5 or something? Probably less? In other words, if you are attacking an object not in use by someone, you automatically hit.
And yes, you have officially cowed the ToS, nightmare in physical form. Good on you.

@JKTrickster: Just get it in when you're ready. I look forward to seeing just what you're going to do to Paranoia.

[Anecronwashere]

If my way isn't applicable I'll edit it out Sneaky, I don't know what kind of Wards you put up.

Note: the only powers I use while inside the AM Field is the Ex Hamerspace and the Ex Morph into the key

[Avalon®]

@Sneaky: I still haven't done my magic trick yet.

[JKTrickster]

Well finally nova'd guys! Kinda. Well basically I'm stopping at doing around 6K damage. That should be enough!. I hope

[Sneaky Weasel]

@Anecron: I believe your plan should work. I like players to show ingenuity, after all.

@JKTrickster: That was...awesome. Possibly the most Epic moment in the campaign so far. And the speech was just cool.
Of course, now you might want to try fighting Primus. And he's a bit more nasty than Paranoia. Less cunning, but nastier. I'd suggest running away, since there's not any pressing reason to fight, but you're a hero. Heroes don't run away.

@Avalon: It's a good thing the ToS can reattach limbs. You can take them off and on as much as you like without really inconveniencing it!

[Anecronwashere]

Leave my little cuddly construct alone! He's happy rampaging.

I wonder how long Chaos-Key will spend in there. It doesn't look like it'll be visited often.

[JKTrickster]

So just wondering, since I'm Colossal and all......

Who's bigger?

EDIT:

And thank you thank you. I felt like someone like Paranoia REALLY deserved this type of ending. Nothing short of epic for him. After all, even a hero's villains must deserve their own screen time!

[Avalon®]

My new pet is bigger than you.

[Sneaky Weasel]

@JKTrickster: Two creatures in the same size category can be different sizes. Look at humans and dwarves, for example. In this case, you're taller than Primus, but it's a lot longer than you. So as far as which of you has the greater surface area, that would be Primus by a fairly good margin.
And as Avalon said, the ToS is Colossal+. There will be several other creatures in the campaign bigger than Colossal, including at least one Colossal++.

@Anecron: The 'Key' is probably in there for the long haul. At least it's in no danger of being killed by a rampant god(not that you're in danger of that either).

[legomaster00156]

I am treated as Colossal+ in terms of wielding weapons, then. Um, out of curiousity, on a standard battle grid map, how many squares would each of those sizes take up?

[Sneaky Weasel]

The rules say that colossal+ creatures have the same space as colossal ones, which doesn't make much sense to me. So I'd say that Colossal+ creatures have a space of 40-50 feet, and Colossal++ creatures have a space of 50 or more feet. The 'or more' is because they may take up a considerably larger area than that, and I don't want to keep progressing infinitely through the +s.

[legomaster00156]

I hope you have a plan for getting rid of the myriad of weaknesses of Vampires, Anecron. In particular, vulnerability to light and positive energy.

[Anecronwashere]

Yep.
Mainly keeping them away from Clerics (through the genocide set up earlier) and under magic Darkness. But if I get them all to take the Vampire Lord template and start crafting that Cloak thing that's 100k and removes Sunlight Phobia.

Follow that up by grabbing the Greek Clerics and as many Evil Cultists with Cleric levels as I can find to buff them up with Bolster Undead.

I doubt many beings in the opposing armies will have +3 weapons. Especially if we send them into the weaker ranks (to use Turn and Drain to make new Wights and Vamps)

Also they all gain Leadership and are out of your army so your mooks expand as well.


If the DM wants to use the 100 years and 10 Vamps prereqs then I'll take them to my Fast-Time Demiplane along with a random city.

[Anecronwashere]

Bow before my Shinyness! Shinnyyyy!

Oh and take what Anon said to Korug and Pellow anyway you want. Any perverted thought are your own and I claim pure innocence and naivety

[legomaster00156]

Welp... I'll just update Feral Tooth's sheet with the Vampire Lord template...