Sorry for the delay in posting, yet again. Things should pick up again in the next post or two.
@JKTrickster: XP? You really expect XP from that encounter? Jeez, you players are so demanding. You can have 14'200 XP if you must.
@Anecron: Vampire Lord is one thing, but Paragon is another. Law is getting tired of your shenanigans.
...And I'm getting tired of your innuendo with Korug.
Sorry for the delay in posting, yet again. Things should pick up again in the next post or two.
@JKTrickster: XP? You really expect XP from that encounter? Jeez, you players are so demanding. You can have 14'200 XP if you must.
@Anecron: Vampire Lord is one thing, but Paragon is another. Law is getting tired of your shenanigans.
...And I'm getting tired of your innuendo with Korug.
Paragon? Seems a bit cheesy but alright.
Also remember the Leadership armies these will start to amass.
I'll stop with the innuendo with Korug if you want, I was just trying to be the craziest as possible, and taunting the over-masculine Ogre with questionable parentage* seemed an easy way to do that.
*1/2 Fiend, 1/2 Dragon, all Ogre? No offense to Korug but I reckon this sums it up best:
yo moma so slutty her legs spread whenever she sees something move
Can I add any of these Templates? I'll remove from my IC post (if you don't respond before I pst) and remove any you reject. Dark Surge Legion Possessed Dark Seeker/wiki/Bonded_%283.5e_Template%29"]Bonded[/url]
Dark (pg158 of the Tome of Magic)
Basically they can't die unless they are dealt (75xHP) damage, cannot permanently die for more than 2d6 days and regain 150HP a round.
As well as adding 1d6 Necro energy to every attack and being very hard to see.
Any suggestions on how to curtail the HP gain anyone? I'm thinking of giving them Items that deal Positive Energy healing (which harms the Undead) or Stasis-Locking them but then they can't train between fights and prevents them doing much when not being hurt constantly.
Unless I follow them around and stab one of them with tentacles periodically?
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Alrighty, then. I'm updating Feral Tooth again! What's funny is that, even before Chaos added all these new Templates, he could beat Pellow in a straight fight with just Vampire Lord and Paragon. We're placing him on nearly the same level as the Incarnations.
I'm glad I did 75 now with the Bonded and Legion Templates. I was planning on an elite unit of 10 but didn't want an errant God's attack wiping them out so bumped them, now they have HP x75!
I wonder, do these new beings ping on our Badass Radar? (the Power Sense that tells us when a new God/Incarnate/Far Realms Lord pops up or dies)
And on an unrelated note, did the Abominations from the deceased* Paranoia ping? The Lady of Pain said they were as powerful as the Gods.
*I don't believe that for a second. It's Paranoia and he doesn't have an Auto-rez system in place?
Hands up anyone who can't immediately pop back up, or even within a week/month?
Sneaky: What happens when an Incarnate dies and rezzes? Do we still feel the effects of their passing despite the revolving door?
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Wait a minute, Pellow worships Odin? Since when? It's not mentioned in his backstory, or did I miss something?
@Templates: Normally I would question just how exactly you've given them these templates, but it's too funny to question. I'm reminded of the uber-snail from OOTS. As for the fast healing, I give you Torture Bracelets!
These are small clockwork bracelets that have a complex inner mechanism. Over a long period of time, small blades stab repeatedly into the wearer's wrist, inflicting 1d4 damage per round. The clockwork has to be rewound every 24 hours, a minute long process. The damage can be halted at any time by pressing a button on the side, effectively pausing the damage until the button is released.
I stole these from the Bastion of Broken Souls adventure, in which they were used when entering the Positive Energy Plane, but it works for undead too.
The Legion is powerful enough to be sensed if someone is watching closely. As something that would actually be difficult for the average God to take down, it definitely is noticeable, if not so much as one of you. Especially since it's unique, and not something with many almost identical copies scattered around(like most high CR monsters).
@Anecron: Badass Radar is now the official term for that ability.
The Abominations were an extension of Paranoia's power, and thus they have no Ping of their own.
The effects of an Incarnation dying are not felt by the universe until they are permanently dead, or at least incapacitated for an extreme length of time. If someone dies physically, a portion of them still remains(the soul, as it were). This is how resurrection works in the first place. Of course, this is not the case if you are killed in an extremely thorough way(such as having your soul annihilated, or being Burned by Destruction).
And also of course, there can be exceptions to this rule. Because rules like this are meant to be broken, and many of the most powerful entities go out of their way to try.
@JKTrickster: You say that like it's a forgone conclusion that you will beat it.
Just wondering, would grappling it deal damage to my equipment? If so, how long does it take for Anduilas to get naked and how big of a manly bonus does he get for doing so
+11 to level based abilities, Saves, Attack etc. +11 BAB, 60HP and 3 "Butt of Off-Colour Joke" coupons, redeemable at my discretion.
In other words I mock you and cast Lifebend at you
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@JKTrickster: It's basically a massive worm covered in circular saws that shred everything it comes in contact with. And you want to grapple it? That's pretty much the least intuitive thing I've ever had a player do...
Actually, it's not even in the top ten. But it comes close.
Grappling it would deal the damage to you, and your armor, cloak and vest. Also, 1d6 other items per round, randomly determined, also take damage. This is because something like armor would of course be shredded, while boots and rings might or might not, depending on how you grapple. Regular clothes would be shredded in two rounds max, only staying that long because of your armor. And being naked would give you a bonus equal to your Charisma modifier on all rolls. Well, not really, because then you'd probably go naked for the rest of the campaign, and I don't think I could handle that.
@Anecron: It would be very amusing to me if Pellow did actually worship the main enemy of the Incarnations. But alas, you were mistaken.
@JKTrickster: Real Men don't wear armor. Armor is for weaklings. Real Men only need their muscles to block attacks!
@Anecron: There is no physical form that Law finds attractive. He measures all worth by how orderly and efficient something is, and as you are the antithesis of this, he finds you akin to something scraped off the cosmic boot, so to speak.
Did Law even listen to my explanation? Law had nothing to do with Creation or First-Life. Well, according to Chaos but then again it was according to Chaos
Oh and in case it isn't obvious, Anonymous and SsEnDhAm have swapped voices and use of their mouths.
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Are you going to wipe out Primus in one turn like Paranoia? I want to have front row seats.
Er... a front row seat and a space large enough for a mountain to park in.
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That's just like watching it using a TV. I want to watch it first hand with my new "pet".
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Just do what I do, have multiple bodies running around centered around Depictions. Easy too pull out of if something is coming too close, especially if you Ready an Action too. And unlocks a lot of defensive possibilities
Heck, Chaos's true body (i.e without a depiction inside it) doesn't exist in real space anymore. It is held inside her 3rd stomach somewhere and thus an infinite recursion. Every body has something in the center (or somewhere inside). It is usually a tiny statue of a baby or a stylized dagger or a coin with someone's head on it.
It's pretty easy to do, just get a second complete body around a small depiction, initiate a Swallow Whole action with the second body onto the original and you're done.
It's also a pretty good escape vector. If you are in a fight you can't win but there is Anti-Planeshift/Teleport/Escape then just abandon the Depiction. Unless someone can stop your Ozodrin shapeshifting then you can escape, and if they can then you should revert to normal which is inside yourself as it would negate you using a Depiction as well.
Chaos is the ultimate defensive character, completely impossible to kill as he is invisible, everyone, can be a phoenix/vamp/lich/whatever if someone does get her into negatives and can hide inside himself which would be really hard to get into seeing as it's extradimensional space which isn't Planeshift-able I don't think and certainly not Teleport-able (or if it is it would be on the Plane Chaos's original body was, which was destroyed)
I thin I got off topic here. Curse you sleep-deprivation! Goodnight everybody.
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We don't really need to scry you. We just need to planeshift to Mechanus and follow the noise of battle.
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Something occured to me while I was looking at Blizzard's morning routine: "prays for Druid spells" seems really odd for someone as powerful and insane as he. I decided to change it to "intimidates nature spirits for Druid spells".
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Sorry it's taking so long to post. Right now I have limited connection to the internet, which is making everything difficult. I'll hopefully have an IC post up later today or tomorrow.
@JKTrickster: Sure you can sell off the armor and shield. Just because they belonged to you, they're probably collector's items.
@Legomaster: I agree it seems silly for Destruction to pray for spells. He can just warp the natural world to serve his needs.
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You can have 14'200 XP if you must.
It's not mentioned in his backstory, or did I miss something?
