Only Greater Gods get the maximum on all dice. So Zeus, Hera, Athena, Poseidon, Hades, Thor, Odin, Frigga, Frey, and Loki. The big ten, or eight now.
As for Hercules, whether that particular myth is true in this campaign depends on how vindictive I'm feeling when he dies. Most of them would probably be used up by now in any case.
Just waiting for Avalon, and then I'll be posting again IC.
Sigmar grant me the
bourbon to accept the things I cannot change, the bullets to change the
things I can, and a big-titted sidekick who knows the
difference.
Fortitude: (1d20+44)[63] (This is a minimum estimate. I currently have no idea what Dream's saves are)
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You may activate this maneuver only while you are in a grapple. You make an immediate grapple check against your enemy, and if you succeed, you have him in your grip. While in your grip, your enemy is not grappling you. You are free to move around and act as normal, dragging them along for the ride in your square. However, you must devote at least one hand at all times to maintaining your grip. As a free action, you may relinquish your grip at any time, dumping the foe into a square within your reach.
During an enemy's turn, they may do nothing but attempt to break free of your grip. They make a grapple check as a full-round action, and if they succeed, they break free, falling in an adjacent square of their choice. If they fail, they are pinned and continue to be in your grip. You take no penalty on this grapple check due to only holding them in one hand.
An enemy in your grip may be used as an improvised weapon with the stats of a Greatclub of a size equal to their own size category, though you take no attack roll penalty for wielding a foe of a size larger than weapons you can normally wield. Whenever you succeed in striking something with this improvised weapon, half the damage dealt is also dealt to it. After it becomes a corpse, it still continues to take damage, losing limbs and chunks of flesh along the way, reducing its size category accordingly.
edit: I'm taking that Maul.
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difference.
Immunity to Mind-affecting is so common that I'd be shocked if the gods didn't have it.
Now, then, I am glad I'm not on the ground. I'll have a post up soon.
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There is only one weapon which is always good in all situations: a spell. You are playing a warlock, who cannot cast spells. Welcome to the world of the fighter. We have goblets of Bitter Tears of Sorrow, freshly shed by those who spent all their feats and class features to specialise in melee weapons and faced flying foes.
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Smoke weedstrange herbs catnip to learn spells. You are a magic pothead kitten.
Be thankful you aren't on the receiving end of the ToS. Look at what he did to Poseidon.
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bourbon to accept the things I cannot change, the bullets to change the
things I can, and a big-titted sidekick who knows the
difference.
The OP is updated with a bunch of info about the Gods and the other beings of power, mostly so I don't have to search through the entire thread to find the info I want. Also, links to all the sheets and numerous cool pictures of the Gods, so you can form a better mental image of your foes before killing them.
Indeed he would be. Combined with his somewhat pragmatic nature(I.E. he's a coward), I'd wager that he will outlive most of his fellow Gods. Anyway, we shall see.
Also, I didn't include any pictures of Dionysus because there are no cool pictures of Dionysus. I looked pretty thoroughly, and nothing. Maybe I just didn't dig deep enough...but that way madness lies.
I'm gonna assume Hermes has some way out of being hit by teleport-barring spells, such as Dimensional Anchor and Dimension Lock... hm... well, guess we'll have to cross that road when we come to it. He'll just cross it faster.
@legomaster: I'll let Korug have the bodies but I'll be taking the souls. I'm putting them in a zoo you guys can visit.
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things I can, and a big-titted sidekick who knows the
difference.
Sorry I haven't been nudging everyone along, I've been super busy acting in a musical. I hope everyone's still interested in the game? We're just waiting on Anecron and Avalon to post IC, I believe.
I'll have a post up in a couple of hours. I just need to see what my current STR is for AC, Attack and Damage purposes.
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difference.
edit: Ouch. That first his is gonna hurt for both the ToS and Hephaestus.
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bourbon to accept the things I cannot change, the bullets to change the
things I can, and a big-titted sidekick who knows the
difference.
Hephaestus is not long for this world. Of course, Hecate is doing just fine. As soon as the ToS is knocked out, she'll just leave its body behind.
I almost forgot that Greater Deities get maximum everything, so I edited the divine blast damage. If it matters, it dealt 100d20 damage. Now that I think about it, that could be rerolled into all 1s. That would certainly be shocking for Poseidon.
Also, just a warning: I'll be unable to post for most of next week, and then the week after that as well. So the game will probably take a hiatus for most of August, although I'll try to at least finish this fight first.
Well, I'll be leaving tomorrow, so no more posts from me for a while. Hopefully no one forgets about the game, and you still want to play when I get back.
Sigmar grant me the
bourbon to accept the things I cannot change, the bullets to change the
things I can, and a big-titted sidekick who knows the
difference.