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In this game, you pit the person above you against the person below you. 3-post rule in effect. For example:
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Derp1: TPBM attacks the whitespace with a rocket launcher, and the whitespace responds with an ear-shattering explosion that causes infertility in TPBM's grandchildren.
Derp2: TPBM attacks Derp1 with a cannon that shoots sharks. Derp1 fights back using his martial arts prowess.
Derp3: TPBM attacks Derp2 in the dark of night, but is thwarted by Derp2's booby-trapped house.
Derp4: TPBM, clearly inebriated, attacks Derp3 with a broken bottle of champagne. Derp3 suffers a minor head wound and poisons the remainder of TPBM's booze.
Derp1: *hic* Derp4 gets kicked in the rear by TPBM for implying that I'm drunk.
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I am not brave enough to say something outrageous and be serious. You'll be happier if you assume I'm joking.
Stoats legit King Arthur by The Succubus.
Last edited by Mauve Shirt : 02-21-2013 at 11:03 PM.
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I am not brave enough to say something outrageous and be serious. You'll be happier if you assume I'm joking.
Stoats legit King Arthur by The Succubus.
TPBM attacks Mauve with a bunch of birthday fireworks.
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Last edited by Cuthalion : 02-22-2013 at 12:42 PM.
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
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Not only did Amidus allegedly crack the window, he also shot me with fireworks! What do you have against me, Amidus???
TPBM attacks inexorabletruth with all of the grace and skill of a bag of empty soda cans.
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You, too, could have a trophy case this intense! Participate in Iron Avatarist! Do it, or I'll start sending you drunken PMs.
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I am not brave enough to say something outrageous and be serious. You'll be happier if you assume I'm joking.
Stoats legit King Arthur by The Succubus.
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
But what you couldn't predict is that those spikes are made of sharks! Tpbm trained those sharks to attack Shadebolt, but I, being clever, directed the sharks at Amidus instead!
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You, too, could have a trophy case this intense! Participate in Iron Avatarist! Do it, or I'll start sending you drunken PMs.
Spoiler
I am not brave enough to say something outrageous and be serious. You'll be happier if you assume I'm joking.
Stoats legit King Arthur by The Succubus.
On a related note, TPBM drops TPAM into a tank full of piranhas.
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Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
Dressed as the Blue Raja, I somersault through a window, landing in a dynamic crouch. "Mind the forked tongue, snake!" I call out as I fling cutlery at Kurian, smirking at the presumed cleverness of my terrible pun. "Sorry to fork-go the fork-malities, but I must be off! Bowler, an exit, if you will!" A possessed bowling ball comes crashing through the front door, clearing a path for me to dart away to safety.
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
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Inexorabletruth nods grimly. "It was the only way to be sure."
TPBM sneaks up from the shadows and lassos Shadebolt's avatar. Then takes him back to the weird-pink-horned-stick-figure-creature ranch to be trained as part of his crazy circus show.
Tpbm attacks inexorable with a salad fork, and Tpam attacks back with a salad.
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You, too, could have a trophy case this intense! Participate in Iron Avatarist! Do it, or I'll start sending you drunken PMs.
Spoiler
I am not brave enough to say something outrageous and be serious. You'll be happier if you assume I'm joking.
Stoats legit King Arthur by The Succubus.
TPBM will most likely defenestrate Mauve Shirt after strapping her with an explosive vest, so that her fiery-explodibity-terminal-velocity-ibbity corpse causes maximum carnage.
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Tpbm assaults the Hippie's self replenishing barrels, the barrels are broken and start flooding the world!
The hippie uses his alcohol bending powers to save the world and calm down the attacker using bacon beer!
Everybody wins!
After Superdark defenastrated mauve shirt, he jumped after her for additional pummeling, and used the resulting explosion to bomb jump into the moon, using his powers in addition to the velocity to destroy it.
TPBM sneaks up and enters an anime style fight with Super Dark33 that lasts 14 episodes and then ends up with each knocking each other out.
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Place witty comment combining OOTS, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings, Dr. Horrible, Sherlock, Firefly, Buffy, Farscape, Torchwood... basically everything awesome and especially Joss Whedon.
"This is normally the part when people start screaming."
-SYLAR
In the 15th episode, I wake up, but Superdark33 does not.
And in the 16th, TPBM attacks Minitroll with a minibar!
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You, too, could have a trophy case this intense! Participate in Iron Avatarist! Do it, or I'll start sending you drunken PMs.
Spoiler
I am not brave enough to say something outrageous and be serious. You'll be happier if you assume I'm joking.
Stoats legit King Arthur by The Succubus.
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
TPBM will soundly defeat Amidus in a game of Croquet.
V: Whee!
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Hoc Dictum Videtur Esse Melius In Latine.
This Motto Sounds Better In Latin.
Cadimus Concordia.
United We Fall.
Nolite Hamena Machinae Timere, Nam Iusta Erunt.
Do Not Fear The Reign Of Machines, For They Shall Be Just.
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