You're going to have to give me some time, I'm a little sick and need some time to gather my thoughts a bit... Once I feel better, I'll update everything.
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Kitten: *bats around a mini a few times*
DM: "Ok, it looks like Fluffy...err, 'The Tarrasque'...Full Attacks the Cleric"
Cleric: "Full attack my a**, that was just two claw attacks!"
Kitten: *starts gnawing on the mini*
Cleric: "...nevermind."
I don't know what your talking about -Shifty eyes- Yea, it's been fixed.
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Kitten: *bats around a mini a few times*
DM: "Ok, it looks like Fluffy...err, 'The Tarrasque'...Full Attacks the Cleric"
Cleric: "Full attack my a**, that was just two claw attacks!"
Kitten: *starts gnawing on the mini*
Cleric: "...nevermind."
So, want me to continue on to the next day, or do you want to use this time for a bit of RP and maybe some talk with the captain?
BTW:
Knowledge (Planes): if you'd like to know what those floating things were that lit up the lampposts.
Knowledge (Nature): if you'd like to know what type of bird the captain has on his shoulder.
Adventures
- Contains an sexy autographed picture of Renee Rogers (One of the 8 Models of the BN).
- Monster of the Week: Goblin. Arts
- Alcoholic Arts.
- Perform (Murder)? Politics
- Prince of Bastion leads the "Wind-Up" city to a new age of potential prosperity.
- Waring Factions of the 5th Continent. Science
- Remains of a new type of Construct discovered: Junk Golem?
- Troll Paste Recall! Magics and Psionics
- Spell of the Week: Wall of Stone.
- Power of the Week: Astral Construct. Ask the BN!
- How many members are there? Miscillaneous and Current Events
- Trouble in the Woods.
- Nude photos of musician Bo go public.
Definitely reading the Politics and adventures sections. Care to give me a short summary of the others though?
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Kitten: *bats around a mini a few times*
DM: "Ok, it looks like Fluffy...err, 'The Tarrasque'...Full Attacks the Cleric"
Cleric: "Full attack my a**, that was just two claw attacks!"
Kitten: *starts gnawing on the mini*
Cleric: "...nevermind."
Definitely reading the Politics and adventures sections. Care to give me a short summary of the others though?
-- Adventures --
1. Autographed Picture
Renee Rogers is a 21 year old, dark-skinned woman with beautiful blue eyes and extremely long natural blonde hair. She is quite tall (6'1'') and has long smooth legs, which her particular outfit compliments quite well. In the picture, she is leaning over showing off her cleavage in a tight top with the BN's logo on it while winking at the viewer. Besides the top, she is also wearing white knee-socks and a frilly, gothic-looking skirt that only extends to just above her knees.
2. Monster of the Week
After countless years of remaining at the bottom of the social ladder, Goblins started turning to reason. The current leader of the Goblins for the past 61yrs has been a High Goblin by the name of Galgehide who used his vast intelligence and united most of the Goblin race under a banner of change. Using fairly depressing logic, he convinced his race to work alongside the other races (like humans and elves) so as to create mutual trust and unity. No more would Goblins be to blame for raids or used as fodder by larger creatures like Orcs and Ogres.
It is said that Galgehide is still alive, and is currently residing on the 5th continent where the Goblin city of "Vale" is located.
-- Politics --
1. Prince of Bastion
After usurping his father, Prince Edgar Fon Feargoric has issued several promising decrees for the new era of his reign. The first being the reduction of weapons of war so as to prioritize the construction of new housing and appliances. The second being the recall of all Goblinoid technologies (like Troll Paste) and release of Goblin Chieftain Koro O' Koro from the castle dungeon. The final being the destruction of all monuments and idols dedicated to the former ruler, the new kings father.
2. Waring Factions
For the past 6 years, 6 months, and 6 days, the war between the Demons, Daemons and the Devils has continued unobstructed. "The Ruler" used a large portion of the 5th continent to suit the Outsider's battle under several conditions: 1. Neither side could use resources from anywhere beyond the sectioned off area, nor could they use creatures other than their respective kinds for warfare; and 2. both sides must pay for any resources used within the area and must also abide by certain other rules that have remained secret to this very day.
No side appears to have the upper hand as of yet, but the war has lower significantly the appearances of Evil Outsiders beyond the war's borders. It is also a mystery as to why the creatures are even fighting and what they gain from it.
Throughout the last 7 years famous painter, Corporeal Jack (Co. Jack) has delivered onto the art community several masterpieces. The man was considered a savant with a brush whose paintings emanated raw emotions like anger and sadness.
Though recently Co. Jack has been found guilty by the Northern Court for the murder of several young models who he had once worked for. In a chilling discovery, the forensics found that the paint the artist used to draw his artwork was in fact 90% humanoid blood which was linked to the murdered models. For the past 7 years, Co. Jack has apparently been restocking his supply of "paint" with out-of-work models without any immediate families, until one model's mother presented evidence against Jack in the form of a shocking letter describing what was happening to him.
Co. Jack will be held in a maximum security prison until his execution by hanging in 37days.
Are we assuming that we're getting to land without any kind of challenge? Or are we still on the sea?
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Kitten: *bats around a mini a few times*
DM: "Ok, it looks like Fluffy...err, 'The Tarrasque'...Full Attacks the Cleric"
Cleric: "Full attack my a**, that was just two claw attacks!"
Kitten: *starts gnawing on the mini*
Cleric: "...nevermind."
Shoulda fudged the rolls. Sav wouldn't have noticed if you changed the numbers to put an encounter in. Hell, i thought you did to escape one, not saying i don't trust you, of course.
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Kitten: *bats around a mini a few times*
DM: "Ok, it looks like Fluffy...err, 'The Tarrasque'...Full Attacks the Cleric"
Cleric: "Full attack my a**, that was just two claw attacks!"
Kitten: *starts gnawing on the mini*
Cleric: "...nevermind."
Shoulda fudged the rolls. Sav wouldn't have noticed if you changed the numbers to put an encounter in. Hell, i thought you did to escape one, not saying i don't trust you, of course.
Nope, I like randomness even when I'd rather something else to happen. I also never fudge rolls. When I throw punches, I always want them to connect regardless even if my opponent is a woman, elder, or child. That's just how I role (play).
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Kitten: *bats around a mini a few times*
DM: "Ok, it looks like Fluffy...err, 'The Tarrasque'...Full Attacks the Cleric"
Cleric: "Full attack my a**, that was just two claw attacks!"
Kitten: *starts gnawing on the mini*
Cleric: "...nevermind."
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Kitten: *bats around a mini a few times*
DM: "Ok, it looks like Fluffy...err, 'The Tarrasque'...Full Attacks the Cleric"
Cleric: "Full attack my a**, that was just two claw attacks!"
Kitten: *starts gnawing on the mini*
Cleric: "...nevermind."
Lol, don't have a problem with them using it. Just not Altair's type. Especially since he doesn't even have any real weapon proficiencies.
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Kitten: *bats around a mini a few times*
DM: "Ok, it looks like Fluffy...err, 'The Tarrasque'...Full Attacks the Cleric"
Cleric: "Full attack my a**, that was just two claw attacks!"
Kitten: *starts gnawing on the mini*
Cleric: "...nevermind."