Yah I mean srsly. He tops the Hawtness scale! More bids, people!
"400 gp!"
Wait what?
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Well then, another lovely sight to perk up his spirits. Instead of responding verbally to Lanthil, Dionysius will attempt to graciously sweep up her free hand in his and plant a gentlemanly kiss upon her knuckles.
After that is done, whether it succeeds or fails, he shall speak, "Power and responsibility. I'm expected to temper one with the other, keeping both in equal measure. I am withheld from bidding, because I have the power to bid highly. I am forbid from reveling, because I have the power to breathe life into this stuffy event. The more power one has, the more restrictions one deals with, and some nights I question whether the shackles of power are worth their cumbersome weight."
A rather somber, mellow thought for a god of revelry. Perhaps the night's wine has loosened his lips in entirely the wrong way.
[Cabaret]
Lanthil allows her hand to be kissed, and smiles as it is, as though honored to meet such an extraordinary gentleman, but of course she expects no less a gesture from anyone she comes across. "Ah yes of course. It is the nature of less powerful beings to shackle more powerful ones whenever they are able, for they are naturally jealous, and fearful, of their betters. Am I right in assuming you are a deity of some sort? Of revelry, perhaps, or drink?" The half-succubus gets that sort of vibe off of him. Echoes of divinity, aura of godliness, all that jazz. Supernaturalisms, basically.
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I still consider myself a feminist despite having a biological attraction to certain parts of female anatomy and the desire to now and again see plate metal curvaceously wrapping around their sensual forms in a cradle of cold, sumptuous, steel.
"And why did you win me? Surely you won't be asking me about myself for two days." Jezebel tells him.
"No, I won't, nor will my Bond-Mate. Part of it is simply that we felt someone like you would be worth getting to know, and this seemed as good a way as we were going to get," the sorcerer replies, smiling a bit. "Another part is that I think your experiences could be valuable to her. She was a slave from birth until we came here, though I never treated her as one, and based on what you said in your speech, I think you could offer her a useful perspective. Finally... Who knows? Perhaps it was a mage, who had reasons of their own to wish that I win you. Maybe a deity felt it would be interesting to push us together. Or perhaps it was simply random chance. Whatever the cause, the last part of my reasons is that I simply wanted to do so, with no reason I can see."
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"Why must I be confined to one or the other when they fit so wonderfully together? Dionysius, at your pleasure although I'm certain you've not yet heard of me. It seems I am to be the upstart god in a foreign land for some time yet. It's rather refreshing, although it says dire things about my upcoming stage performance. I may yet be won with a hatching of eggs and a billy kid." Simply talking to Lanthil has seemingly raised Dionysius' spirits to where he can once more crack wise and enjoy the show. One must never doubt the powers of a beautiful woman to change a godling's heart.
"Although, I will disagree with you on one account milady. I am no better than the mortals who worship me. In fact, I absolutely assure you that I'm far more shameless than they."
Well Butler bid earlier and he's up there now. Shouldn't be a problem Reelshka.
Needless to say, Butler cannot find the open window and it is a source of great puzzlement. And though the wind does threaten potential wardrobe malfunctions with his shorts if it were stronger, it does create an excellent pose. I'd take a picture myself if flash photography were allowed.
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Dena laughs at that comment, "That's coming from the right person, how long did it take between our first bet and you had group sex exactly? 30 minutes? 20? Give me a number here Kirky."
"Alright alright, I just never knew you were into mimes." The drow turns his attention back to the stage and resists the urge to laugh. "Better act quick though. Looks like you aren't the only one."
"Well, she doesn't look too happy. Wanna go over and cheer her up?" Aubrey whispers smiling. Her androgynous features, now close up, should show that he is actually sort of between genders, and is simply wearing feminine clothing. The feminine clothing may confuse the issue though, and make Irena continue to think Aubrey is a girl.
Aubrey will follow along with Irena
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Yah I mean srsly. He tops the Hawtness scale! More bids, people
Pffh, hawtness is subjective, not a hierarchy.
[Aubrey's Auction - Aftermath]
I was kind of assuming Aubrey was wearing make up to mask such features as she's wearing feminine clothes. Not that Irena actually cares about her/his gender, she's into both and not that kinky when it comes to transsexualism. Of course, then there is Nadia... <.<
"I'm not sure she's that she really wants it but I was thinking we might be able to convince her otherwise." Irena says nervously, not really sure what's she's doing anymore. "But no is no, okay? Don't want to upset her." I think you are about to miss that train Irena.
She then leads Aubrey to Nadia. "Hey, this is Aubrey." She introduces the cultist, smiling nervously while trying to determine Nadia's initial reaction.
[Butler Auction]
Dena chuckles a bit before she suddenly gets an idea, "Hey, have you had enough of bets just yet? I'm thinking of another one which is more of a challenge. It should be easy enough for a man of your... stature to complete." She smiles innocently, keeping half an eye on the auction. She could make a bid in a minute, it wasn't the end of the world if she missed this particular auction after all.
"Nice to meet you. I'm Nadia." Nadia sounds a bit uncertain. She's not sure what's going on here, and Irena is acting all kinds of confusing. She gives her girlfriend a questioning look.
[Butler Auction]
"I'm listening." Kirk says, looking back to Dena. This woman and her bets. One would think Kirk would learn after a while.
"You did like to see those two women making out right?" Okay, she didn't really need to ask that but she needed to mention it. "See, I think it's pretty hot when two guys make out so here is the deal. I can get to pick any guy here and you need to make out with him, passionately . In return you get to pick out any woman here and I need to do the same. If they aren't willing we get to choose a new, deal?" The other drow grins widely.
"So, I suppose that means I'm yours for a day, doesn't it?" Aubrey grins at the prospect. She's very smooth with the subject, however, "Anything you want shall be yours as long as I can give it. I'm told I'm rather talented at massages."
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Irena just returns Nadia's look with a faint smile. "That sounds good right Nadia? I mean, we might as well use her services. It'll be fun, it's what we signed up for after all." She tells the lampade, trying to cheer her up.
Nadia frowns just a little. Something still seems a bit odd, but she'll let it slide. "Uh, well, I guess. I'm not really sure about a massage though..." She's painfully awkward about the subject. It might take a bit of effort to talk her into it when the time comes.
[Dena & Kirk]
Kirk chuckles and shakes his head. "No dice. The reward is nowhere near worth the suffering." Kirk has absolutely no interesting in getting his lips anywhere near another man. Ick.
"Relax, you're not being forced into anything you don't want to do. I am a servant at you whim, that is all." Aubrey bows lightly at that, trying to evoke the image of a servant.
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"Yeah, no one is trying to force anything on anyone here. She isn't really our slave after all, she just do this since it's fun." Irena explains, feeling slightly less nervous, her voice sounding a tad more confident.
She isn't sure how this is going to convince Nadia but she trusted Aubrey for now. She really needed to speak to her about that group she was with later though after the auction.
[Dena & Kirk]
"Fine, be like that then. Guess I have to find someone else who's willing." She says with a dismissing gesture with fake hurt in her voice.
She did think it was a bit childish though, after having lived more then twice her age and she still hadn't come over the fear of his own gender? Must have got the wrong impression of him.
"Alright, alright. I know no one's being forced into anything." Nadia says. She's having a hard time reclaiming her earlier good mood unfortunately. "I'm just a little surprised. I didn't think Irena was buying anyone."
[Dena & Kirk]
Not really fear. Kirk's secure in his heterosexuality. He'd just prefer not to kiss a man because of that aforementioned heterosexuality. Even if seeing Dena make out with another woman would be hot.
Kirk chuckles again. Poor Dena will just have to be disappointed. "So are you going to bid again, or are you gonna pass this one over?" He says, changing the subject. "Of course, that means you couldn't bid on me. You couldn't resist getting me for two days, could you?"
"Don't worry, I just wanted to talk to her and it's for fun and charity right? We can show her around in the manor. It'll be great." Irena states with an increasingly confident voice while giving Aubrey a curious glance, so how was this going to get down?
[Dena & Kirk]
Pffh, Dena is perfectly straight and she's willing to kiss another woman since she's secure in her sexuality. It means nothing to her, like kissing your grandmother.
"Kirky, I'm not going to risk my bet getting into a bidding war over you, you just have to find someone else willing to pay for that fine ass of yours. I'm aiming for other prey see?" Dena replies with a smirk.
Yes. A subjective hierarchy with Butler at the top of all of them.
[KR & Wenomir]
"What? I felt like bidding. Just for the fun of it." >.> "I don't expect to win."
... "Someone else is going to top my bid any moment now."
... "That Moff person seems to want him."
... "Any moment, someone else is going to raise their paddle and bid."
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Aaaaaaany minute now.
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Seriously guys, bid already.
[Cabaret]
"How amusing." Says Lilanthil, smiling. "Well it just so happens I have a rather large purse full of gold right here, and no one on stage so far has really caught my eye. So, if you have any... I don't know... suggestions, or anything, I'd be open to it."
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Naethalee frowns in thought, studying Butler, then Mime (with a shudder), then Butler again... Well, why not? she thinks, and raises a hand, her white hair catching the light.
"Five hundred for the catboy."
You'd think people would be fighting over Butler... Wenomir says. Maybe it's that mime who apparently comes as a set with him that puts people off? When Naethalee makes her bid, he visibly sighs with relief. Out of curiosity, what would you have done with Butler if you'd won?
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Defelent glances over at Naethalee, and smiles. He doesn't mind that she's trying to buy another man; he'll bid on a woman when a) I'm on and b) one's being auctioned. Although he'll likely share with Naethalee, unless they don't want to anyway.
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Far be it from me to suggest, but if the lady is starved for choice, what better servant could there be than one who would fulfill your every whim? Of course, there are many more strapping fellows to choose from, and a smattering of lovely women as well. No shortage of anything to suit your tastes. However, I can assure you none of them will work quite so hard as I would to ensure your money was well spent." Dionysius gives Lilanthil a dazzling smile, turning away from the stage to face her fully.
KR shrugs. "Watchtower's very first ever mime performance? Featuring guest artist Butler B. Butler?"
Dammit, that sounds like an actually good idea now. >.>
[Cabaret]
"At my age I find that the best servants are those who have more to offer than mere appearances anyway." Says Lanthil. Rock hard abs and giant breasts (not necessarily on the same person) get a little dull after you've seen your 7 millionth set. "I will admit to being more than a little intrigued by you. But where are my manners? You've introduced yourself to me, but I have not yet extended the same courtesy? My name is Lanthil."
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"An infinite number of pleasures are mine, just for being in your presence my dear Lanthil. While I agree with you that on the surface each person, no matter how beautiful, tends to blend together after your second millennium, I will say that each offers unique pleasures once you've loosened them up. The mind can be a very intriguing thing, once you remove its fear of itself, and its own potential."
"No, I won't, nor will my Bond-Mate. Part of it is simply that we felt someone like you would be worth getting to know, and this seemed as good a way as we were going to get," the sorcerer replies, smiling a bit. "Another part is that I think your experiences could be valuable to her. She was a slave from birth until we came here, though I never treated her as one, and based on what you said in your speech, I think you could offer her a useful perspective. Finally... Who knows? Perhaps it was a mage, who had reasons of their own to wish that I win you. Maybe a deity felt it would be interesting to push us together. Or perhaps it was simply random chance. Whatever the cause, the last part of my reasons is that I simply wanted to do so, with no reason I can see."
Jezebel and Kyranis
At the words, Jezebel is silent for just a moment, a smile playing over her lips for a bit before replying. "I put no faith in random chance and don't believe a deity would push us together." She informs him. "I believe there's always a reason behind every spontaneous action. Even if you won't tell me such." At that, she lets go of his arm to reach out and grab a flute of Champagne, sipping it as he leads the way. "I could offer some advice to your Bond-Mate though. Maybe include her in a couple of our services depending on how everything goes and if I think it might benefit her."
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"Don't worry, I just wanted to talk to her and it's for fun and charity right? We can show her around in the manor. It'll be great." Irena states with an increasingly confident voice while giving Aubrey a curious glance, so how was this going to get down?
[Aubrey, Irena, & Nadia]
Aubrey grins to Irena. slowly easing her into it seems like a good idea, "Yeah, I bet a manor gets pretty dirty. I suppose I'll be cleaning that up for you once we get there?"
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Nadia actually laughs a little at that. "Yeah, it's a mess. I haven't got a chance to clean it myself yet." Irena certainly doesn't do any cleaning, and Nadia likes a tidy living space.
[Dena & Kirk]
Dena's on to him! She knows she can have him for free any time! D=
"You're right, you wouldn't want to have to pay more than anyone here. I'm sure you can win another auction for much less." He intends to go for the most after all... however likely that is.
"It might need some cleaning yeah." Might? It's amazing you can live in that mess Irena.
"We two are going to be auctioned away soon enough thought so I'm not really sure how this is going to work. Do you know? Your group is holding this aren't you?" She asks Aubrey.
[Dena & Kirk]
"May I suggest making out with another hot guy while you're on stage? I'll bid for it." Dena suggests with the same confident smirk as before.
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