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Summon Baby Grand Conjuration (creation) Level: Bard 2, Sor/Wiz 3 Components: V, S, F Casting Time: 1 standard action Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Effect: One baby grand piano Duration: One hour Saving Throw: Reflex half Spell Resistance: No
This spell produces one baby grand piano, that appears between zero and ten feet in the air above the target of the spell. If the piano appears above floor level, it drops under the effect of gravity, producing 1d6 damage and 2d6 dignitynonlethal damage per 2 caster levels.
Nice! This sounds like the kind of spell Road Runner would spend all his spell slots on!
If the piano remains for an hour after the spell is cast, I recommend giving stats for it (ie Str check to move it off, hardness and hp to break it, etc.)
Summon Baby Grand Conjuration (creation) Level: Sor/Wiz 3 Components: V, S, F Casting Time: 1 standard action Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Effect: One baby grand piano Duration: One hour Saving Throw: Reflex half Spell Resistance: No
This spell produces one baby grand piano, that appears ten feet in the air above the target of the spell, then drops under the effect of gravity, producing 1d6 damage and 2d6 dignitynonlethal damage per 2 caster levels.
This should definitely also be a bard spell. You should say that the caster can choose to have it appear anywhere from ground level up to its maximum height, so that someone actually interested in playing the piano can.
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